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Quote #554 (+8) [ 2003-05-15, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

(MadHatter): how about we have a sing song?
(MadHatter): ill start
(MadHatter): mama shes has taught me well
(MadHatter): told me when i was young
(Darkness): to STFU or i'll beat the shit outa you?
(Cav): lol

Quote #1030 (+5) [ 2003-09-12, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Hydra[wrk]): i need a gf.... to polish my next car

Quote #1174 (+24) [ 2003-10-20, 00:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BOB_LOE): hahaha, my mate from the uk sent me an e-mail y'day saying "is this your e-mail addy still?" i sent one back saying "no" and just got one back saying "shit, whats your new e-mail addy?" then 5 mins later another one comes "hahahaha very funny"

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #892 (+14) [ 2003-08-13, 18:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dicey> someone needs to invent a heater that follows you around
<RoSWeLL> dicey its called a fat bitch stuck to your hip
<dicey> roswell, that wouldn't be too pleasant.. plus i don't need a fat bitch because i am one
<RoSWeLL> hard luck dicey become a lesbian and get a fat bitch ?
<dicey> ros, tried that... but fat bitches aren't all that kissable
<RoSWeLL> but all you need is a heater
<RoSWeLL> fat bitch is as good as any heater

Quote #1938 (+39) [ 2004-05-08, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aftahours) mmm Sunkist tastes better out of a can. :]
(PsychoMatt) some research shows that aluminium can cause alzheimers in later life
(aftahours) i dont eat the can.

Quote #3552 (+3) [ 2006-09-13, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddywork> all you have to do is say "autodesk" and "crash" and bang, computer dies
* Quits: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210)
<Teddywork> FFs

Quote #339 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #1973 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #2575 (+5) [ 2005-02-10, 13:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> zing.
<DJStudd> zong
<DJStudd> Is that a borg version of Ping? Pong!
<DJStudd> ?
<Wildhorse> star trek nerd
<DJStudd> rofl, I've never watched a full episode in my life
<Wildhorse> bullcrap
<Wildhorse> you have watched several with me
<Wildhorse> and how about the time you came and saw it at the movies
<Wildhorse> and that nemesis dvd you had/have
<Tatey> pwned

Quote #214 (+14) [ 2002-12-29, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> you only have auto-rejoin if your a dickhead to get kicked...
*** K|dDO was kicked by Darkness (Let's see if you have it. :)- (Kick : 167)
*** K|dDO (sarge@...) has joined #overclockers
<Chemix> lol
<Malbert> lol
* Darkness rests his case.
<Moose22> lol
* dspring|tv ditto's Darkness
<DrillSGT> lol

Quote #586 (+16) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #4338 (+6) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #911 (+7) [ 2003-08-15, 14:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

Quote #838 (+3) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #1222 (+10) [ 2003-10-26, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nemmy> dad - put the probe in your arse mate
<dad> but it doesnt fit properly
<dad> the pins are so close together

Quote #670 (+8) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #699 (+13) [ 2003-06-25, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Quilb shakes head at the level of conversation. its not even 2am yet
* Darkness puts hand to ear. And this just in, Fuck you, Quilb. Thanks, tom!

Quote #1934 (+5) [ 2004-05-07, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PsychoMatt was kicked by Sticks ( I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you? )

Quote #1370 (+4) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #2696 (+1) [ 2005-04-20, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Penis image alert on the forums!
<@Wolfy> quick thetron, look now before it gets deleted, then you can compare it with yours

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #1891 (+6) [ 2004-04-29, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Nozz> Stix is the only one I'd consider to be a genuine beanpole
<Tallyrand> wish i was a bean pole not a brick shithouse
<Saga> what? red and with mortar in your cracks Tallyrand?

Quote #1158 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #34 (+4) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #3127 (+2) [ 2005-12-10, 00:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eNeb`Destero> what is his real name?
<Daemo> whats it matter? just use his online name
<Daemo> 90% of people call me Daemo in real life too
<eNeb`Destero> ok i got his ip dont worry
<Daemo> you gonna call him by his IP address?
<Daemo> hey, 61.9.128.13, get your ass over here now!

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #1953 (+8) [ 2004-05-12, 19:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @sabretooth feels sorry for me, too. :p
* biatchx feels sabretooth
<biatchx> woops!
<biatchx> feels sorry for sabretooth :)

Quote #156 (+13) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #1218 (+15) [ 2003-10-25, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aftahours) Heh, don't ever try making your password for hotmail 'penis' it says it's not long enough :(

Quote #3238 (+8) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #3004 (+5) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #217 (+9) [ 2003-01-01, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> the arse goblins are going to plant a bloody graet bomb that will kill everything bar cockroachers
<Cav> hehe
<Cav> cockroaches
<Cav> i said cock..

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #2566 (+8) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #1947 (+14) [ 2004-05-10, 02:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> hi Alyra
<ethanol> are you girl
<ethanol> add me on msn
<Alyra> I am.
<Alyra> Transvestite!
<Alyra> I AM SEX CHANGE GIRL!
<BaldDevil> oooooo
<Alyra> Really.
<BaldDevil> nice
<Alyra> I have a penis.
<Alyra> And 2 heads.
<ethanol> k
<Alyra> and 3 heads.
<BaldDevil> can i have your number
<ethanol> add me then
<Alyra> and 6 eyes
<Alyra> hahahahah
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
* ethanol was kicked by Agg (OMGASLBBQ!)
* Agg sets mode: -b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
<Alyra> oh I feel so honoured agg.
<Alyra> Thats the first time someones banned someone for trying to pick me up!
<Agg> don't be, i was just using you for sex.
<Agg> oh.. that. right. yeaaah.

Quote #222 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #1130 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #2372 (+4) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #773 (+10) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #4317 (+5) [ 2008-05-13, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Navillus> I work for the Ausindustry hotline - LPG Rebates and the like
<Rezin> no
* SirPNut kicks Navillus in the junk
<Navillus> Anyone want to pore through the budget so I know how bad my day is going to be tommorrow?
<SirPNut> the rebate's been scrapped
<SirPNut> you're fired.

Quote #252 (+30) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #3638 (+11) [ 2006-11-23, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> [link removed to protect the innocent] nsfw plz dont ban me
<Manaz> outy. leave.
* outy has left #overclockers
<iro> hey it worked

Quote #1994 (+8) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

Quote #2082 (+11) [ 2004-06-26, 17:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> this morning i went downstairs to tell the building manager my airconditioner's not working and he had some cute girl there with him (works for the same company) and she was saying the whole building's the same, they're all not working, and i think she was there to keep people happy
<eDust> you can't get angry with a good looking girl like that
<@gords> haha
<@D_Web> hahaha
<WedgieDC> lol
<eDust> and she said it's getting fixed monday, and i'm thinking, what? how can i survive without airconditioning, but she's smiling heaps... so i just walked away smiling

Quote #1668 (+6) [ 2004-02-20, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> cos ur all talking about me behind my back
<PsychoMatt> plotting my demise
<PsychoMatt> you sadistic, cruel, people
<Lurks> we dont need to plot your demise, you can do that yourself, we are just waiting for the ops to spot your demise
<@sniper64> your demise can be easily arranged
* sniper64 sets mode: +b *!*@203.122.65.45