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Quote #2645 (+6) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #2061 (+2) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #1598 (+8) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #1181 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Now I've rubbed VIA up the wrong way too it seems, I've taken bloody ages (6ish months) on a mod I was doing for them.. not good :/
<Baker> Its so hard to get X-Box parts though!
<DDsD|dinnr> Tell them DDsD vouches for Baker
<DDsD|dinnr> they know me ;)
<DDsD|dinnr> I love them long time!

Quote #3289 (+17) [ 2006-03-22, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> you know those randoms on austnet that just start msging you and try to chat you up?
<mazza[W]> well i have one owned
<mazza[W]> i'm emma, i'm 19, blonde and 6ft. and i work at 7-11 in flinders st (corner elizabeth) in melb
<mazza[W]> and i'm meeting this guy called adam
<mazza[W]> he's 25 and lives in swanson st at latrobe
<mazza[W]> he's walking down to meet me right now outside 7-11
<mazza[W]> because i just knocked off work
<mazza[W]> and we're walking up to the flinders station hotel
<mazza[W]> for coffee
<mazza[W]> and to put the icing on the cake
<mazza[W]> i just called the 7-11
<mazza[W]> and told the owner that if a guy caled adam comes looking for emma, he got owned
<mazza[W]> the owner laughed and said sure
<mazza[W]> meanwhile
<mazza[W]> i'm up here, 150km from melb
<mazza[W]> the 7-11 just called me back
<mazza[W]> 'adam' came in and asked for 'emma'
<mazza[W]> and when the owner told him he got owned
<mazza[W]> he threw a tantrum
<mazza[W]> and fired off a whole bunch of remarks
<mazza[W]> and walked off yelling down the street

Quote #3402 (+16) [ 2006-06-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Honda is to "isn't it nice of things that just work" , As to Jensen button "My cars on fire"
<TheWedgie> thetron, you are to english what Ivan Milat was to backpacking.

Quote #1969 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #339 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #1786 (+6) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #3259 (+7) [ 2006-02-15, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> <outy> ffs i spend at least 16hours a day on irc, i can comprehend anything <-- You cultivate deep understanding like eskimos cultivate sweet pineapples

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #2428 (+8) [ 2004-12-14, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie throws his shoe at D_WebWork.
* CrashDummy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* D_WebWork has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* _DDsD has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor_ is now known as Falkor
<TheWedgie> crikey!
<TheWedgie> i think we win Falkor
<TheWedgie> now to share the booty

Quote #4342 (+1) [ 2008-07-01, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scon> Hah, nice, all office email just sent out "free donuts and beer in the cafe/bar"
<scon> It was a trap - the first 10 to rock up had to move furniture.
<Lemming> lol

Quote #2581 (+2) [ 2005-02-13, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marv> Hey
<marv> I just got a new bed
<marv> and its stiff as, i hate it
<marv> do they get less firm over time?
<Iroquois> yes
<marv> good
<Iroquois> try jumping on it
<marv> Dont wanna break it
<Warhamster> hmmm i read that from the bottom up and that sounded... odd
<Iroquois> heh

Quote #619 (+15) [ 2003-06-03, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whoop> what does a long single beep that just repeats mean?
<@Firemoth> whoop, someone's going to back over you.
<whoop> fuck up dickhead
* whoop (~whoop@215.b.004.brs.iprimus.net.au) Quit (gremlins)

Quote #381 (+13) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #1752 (+4) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #653 (+16) [ 2003-06-11, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FenrisOlf): Your Personal Day of Death is...
(FenrisOlf): Saturday, January 12, 2019
(FenrisOlf): fuck you deathclock.
(Darkness): lol

Quote #680 (+48) [ 2003-06-18, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TA3K WUT U WRAIT IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TAH MAN3R A 12-YAR-OLD AOLAR WUD WREIT IT1!1111111!!1!1!!11 LOL WTF LOL TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLA3TD AND THAN CLIK DA BU2N
<@Agg> 11!!1!!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF
<FenrisOlf> 128 bit encryption my ass, this is the shit.

Quote #2660 (+5) [ 2005-04-01, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Topic is 'www.overclockers.com.au - It's April Fools day - kinda like the channel having it's own day....'
*** Set by Sticks on Fri Apr 01 07:27:29

Quote #2125 (+6) [ 2004-07-09, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ace234 wants 1TB of space for the wank factor
* kizzap wants the wank
<kizzap> factor too

Quote #3509 (+6) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #1886 (+10) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #232 (+10) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg

Quote #1830 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen

Quote #248 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #3439 (+1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #1536 (+4) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #1857 (+9) [ 2004-04-19, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> smoking makes your lungs look like the inside of a well used, yet unflushed brick shithouse

Quote #4235 (+3) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #1214 (+3) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #2235 (+9) [ 2004-08-09, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bundy> hey i work hard!
<MadHatter> do i need to dig up the logs?
<Bundy> no
<MadHatter> " work... LOL i worked for like 20mins today "
<MadHatter> "i fell asleep at work today "
<MadHatter> " work is like a huge piracy ring "
<Bundy> i was having a power nap
<MadHatter> a 2 hr power nap?
<Bundy> its not my fault the fitters are slow at fixing something
<Jessica> Ahaha
<MadHatter> how often do you play cards?
<Bundy> not that often. nodoby brings them in
<Bundy> and we lost our football

Quote #2785 (+3) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #151 (+5) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #4012 (+16) [ 2007-01-17, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Holly barely cries or causes us any grief at all
<Nozz> I think the baby manufacturers were just going easy on us the first time or something
<Freaek> sweet
<Freaek> if someone ever hoodwinks me into having kids, can I get the configs from you?
<Freaek> just tarball them onto ugbox or something
<Nozz> sorry dude, they're proprietry :p
<Nozz> I destroyed the source after I compiled it
<Freaek> aww come on maaan
<Freaek> software wants to be free
<Freaek> maybe I can reverse engineer it
<Nozz> I'd prefer if you didn't

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #3004 (+4) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #4150 (+3) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #1980 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1075 (+7) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1246 (+13) [ 2003-10-29, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Gah, anyone have the same problem as me? I'm 17 yet I cannot swallow any tablets! Food is no problem, yet I just CANNOT swallow tablets!! Heeeelp! :S
<biatch> dude, i take tablets an inch long. yours can't be that bad
<LoneWolf_> sabs, she's talking about you again :P

Quote #1442 (+44) [ 2003-12-15, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> trojan scanners dont work Firemoth
<Firemoth> ?
<Tensop> last week, i walk into my room and theres this big fucking wooden horse in the middle of my room

Quote #764 (+11) [ 2003-07-10, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kiddO> Agg[away], Can I defuse you? CAUSE YOUR DA BOMB!
<Agg[away]> no. please die.

Quote #2732 (+7) [ 2005-05-02, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> ladies roadbike on ebay, ends in 7 hours
<Grosby> only $5 atm
<Grosby> 'needs maintenance'
<Dopefish> 'needs wheels'