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Quote #2771 (+3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #2616 (+4) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #1800 (+5) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #2468 (+13) [ 2005-01-04, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Main actors on CSI get paid $US120,000 an episode.
<Agg> they're worth every penny. think of all the criminals they're putting behind bars.

Quote #3508 (+3) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #252 (+27) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #1297 (+9) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #1900 (+28) [ 2004-04-30, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<INerTIal> and i am sure ALOT of companys would be interested in it
<@Agg> a lot = 2 words
<INerTIal> bah
<INerTIal> gimmie a break
<INerTIal> i got a fucked wrist atm
<@Agg> i smashed my collarbone into 6 peices, did you see me typo? not once!
<@Agg> :)
<mazzanet> pieces*

Quote #78 (+16) [ 2002-11-17, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> you know eating toast upside down accually makes it taste kinda different
<knowsfords> Jester: I have noticed that too.
<knowsfords> now we can get a government research grant to find out why

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #1175 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #1560 (+8) [ 2004-01-27, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> You have just received the Sven & Ole Computer Virus. Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this message to everyone on your mailing list.
<TXtoucian> Thank you for your cooperation.
<TXtoucian>
<TXtoucian> Sven and Ole
<DrillSGT> hmmmm
<DrillSGT> brb
* DrillSGT is away, deleting files, (logon pageron)

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #4263 (+1) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #1794 (+7) [ 2004-03-31, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> rofl, fucking funny, on teh news
<Ycros> student protests at uts over higher fees
<Ycros> turned a bit violent
<Ycros> police were using capsicum spray
<Gothmog> how violent?
<Ycros> some guy grabbed the spray off a cop and sprayed them with it
<Ycros> :P
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Ycros> but thats not the funniest bit
<Skeleton> LOL
<Skeleton> cool
<Ycros> a bit later
<Ycros> the news interviewed an officer
<Ycros> and he was saying "well, when some of our equipment gets taken.."
<Skeleton> and he pee'd his pants on national television?
<Ycros> and just at that moment
<Ycros> on cue
<Ycros> someone steals his hat
<Ycros> and runs off
<BenZor> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHa
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Gothmog> lol !
<Skeleton> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Ycros> it was fucking GOLD
<wild> straight to ugbox

Quote #3439 (+1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #1137 (+11) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

Quote #3223 (+11) [ 2006-01-25, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enso> does anyone know how to refer to a pixel?
<Pythy> "Mr. Pixel"?

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #523 (+4) [ 2003-05-04, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> boobies on CH9
<sabretooth> thanks voods :P
<Daemon> hrm, that reminds me... I should change the oil in my g/box
<VooDoo> boobies reminds you of gearbox oil? you must take ages to "clean up" afterwards

Quote #1929 (+18) [ 2004-05-06, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> i'd like to see a reality show where all the people who made all the other reality shows are placed in a large rocket which is fired into the sun

Quote #1002 (+84) [ 2003-09-06, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BuGGeReD> was having pies for lunch
<BuGGeReD> got em out of the freezer..cooked em...put sauce all over em....bastards were apple pies

Quote #2672 (+4) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #1273 (+7) [ 2003-11-04, 02:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nutty_33> holly crap
<nutty_33> cod fucking cocks
<nutty_33> rocks
<nutty_33> err
<nutty_33> :(

Quote #146 (+9) [ 2002-12-09, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Indef> laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> opps
* Indef laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> fkn /me
<Cav> cant anyone spell oops this morning?
<Anarki> Indef: fkn /yourself
<Anarki> damn you

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #2173 (+8) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #2349 (+3) [ 2004-10-20, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[danny]: anyways my parents are due back from shopping soon
DrillSGT: ahhhh
[danny]: so i'm going to jump into the shower so i dont have to help unpack the car

Quote #1650 (+3) [ 2004-02-17, 13:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> gah
<neolithic> i got pwnzed on this big ass rock jump into water
<neolithic> like 3-4m high
<neolithic> probably higher
<neolithic> distance was good, but i landed sorta on my back :(
<Cycle> Wtf are you talking about??
<neolithic> if im not lagging, you shoulda understood all of that message.....
<Cycle> A game?
<neolithic> real life lol
<agog> mmm... real life
<Cycle> K.
<neolithic> its the newest thing
<neolithic> :P
<Cycle> Is it like half-life?
* neolithic rolls eyes slightly
<Cycle> ??
<Fragwizard> Cycle: lol. :P
<neolithic> anyway, the result of this jump means that my upper back is killing me
<Cycle> Ohhhh you mean REAL life i thought you were talking about some sort of half-life addon or somthing...
<neolithic> HAHA
<neolithic> someone catches on fast :)
<Cycle> :
<Alyra> you know you're a geek when...
<Cycle> Stfu :P

Quote #994 (+7) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #3254 (+6) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #2740 (+2) [ 2005-05-09, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> it looks like telstra is being stupid again
<@D_Web> irc is working but that's about it
<@D_Web> I'll be disconnected in a sec
* D_Web has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* D_Web has joined #ugbox
<@D_Web> power cycled the modem
<@D_Web> should be ok for about 30 seconds
<@Falkor> WOOO
<@Falkor> TALK QUICKLY
<@Falkor> OMG D_Web how was your day?
<@Falkor> good? yes. cool. hows your mum?
<@Falkor> good? cool how was the weather?
<@Falkor> awesome! when are you buying a new car?!?
<@Falkor> tomorrow! WOOOOO!! YEAH!!
<@gords> heh
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* Z sets mode: +o D_Web`
<@Falkor> ahh shit.

Quote #1221 (+5) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #608 (+9) [ 2003-05-31, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Good thing the wife is out atm then.
<Mred32> ...cause I'm gonna take my daughter to kindy gym and check out all the mums.

Quote #3448 (+5) [ 2006-07-15, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan might go plunder more food from downstairs
<Agg> if you're plundering, it's not "downstairs", it's "the briny deep"
<FatMan> sorry, capt'n
<FatMan> i be but a simple pirate. yarr.
<Agg> tis ok. you can swab my poop deck later.
* FatMan waves his sword around
<FatMan> OH GOD
<FatMan> that was the worst timing ever :'(

Quote #975 (+36) [ 2003-08-30, 21:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> You want spam agg? nps, hang ten.
<FreeFrag> www.gay-mailing-list.com
<FreeFrag> whoops, wrong window, soz
<Sleepy> hahaahhaaha
<Sleepy> FreeFrag, is there something ure not telling us?
<Sleepy> FreeFrag: funny thing is, you say wrong window but this is the only irc channel ure in lol
<FreeFrag> Sleepy, if I'm in a secret channel, it doesn't come up in a /whois </hint>
<Agg> FreeFrag on #overclockers @#dirtymansex
<FreeFrag> Agg, the scary thing is, if #dirtymansex is a secret channel, YOU have to be in there with me for it to come up in a /whois :o :o
<Agg> bitch.

Quote #1788 (+10) [ 2004-03-29, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> god my bird is nuts: he just put his head into his bell like a helmet and goes crazy whistling
<b0x> remembering bird nam :p
<Draffa> "Kitty! In the trees!"

Quote #2494 (+5) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #34 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #1976 (+2) [ 2004-05-18, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(N1H1L) covering yourself in vaseline isnt normal
(N1H1L) unless you're trying to hide out inside an elephant

Quote #1459 (+4) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #160 (+6) [ 2002-12-13, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> FUCK them - they want equality, then they can have the same rights as EVERYONE
<Sticks> forget I said that
<Sticks> wrong channel for that talk
*** Sticks was kicked by Z ((Sticks) Twit)