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Quote #4123 (+4) [ 2007-05-20, 22:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has quit (Quit: And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.)

Quote #1022 (+9) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #2125 (+6) [ 2004-07-09, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ace234 wants 1TB of space for the wank factor
* kizzap wants the wank
<kizzap> factor too

Quote #3954 (+1) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #1476 (+7) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #807 (+85) [ 2003-07-21, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> FreeFrag: you could go wardriving :P
<FreeFrag> Redback, yeah, I've got Nutstumbler running :)
<FreeFrag> *NETSTUMBLER :o

Quote #1770 (+6) [ 2004-03-25, 20:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> this channel is getting taken over by tasmanians =(
<Nozz> <gords> this channel is getting taken over by tasmanians =( <-- you know you love us
* Nozz group hugs Crystal, Saga, jase etc
<Tensop> tasmanians suck
<Crystal> Tasmania power! :D
<Tensop> heh, nozz, Crystal`, Saga and jase are all brothers/sisters :)

Quote #2484 (+41) [ 2005-01-10, 01:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> my first pc was an apple
<Agg> that's like saying your first car was a bicycle

Quote #2438 (+7) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #1051 (+3) [ 2003-10-02, 09:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Daemon nudges yaleSleep from under the blanket
<Lurks|awy> Daemon waits for a little something to pop up
<Daemon> Lurks|awy: VERY little :P

Quote #1974 (+1) [ 2004-05-17, 23:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> the worst rum hangover i had was after a friend's 21st and i woke up on the floor of his computer room with bin on my head and a large bruise on my forehead

Quote #1009 (+16) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #3234 (+5) [ 2006-02-02, 06:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

knowsfords: so did I tell you all about the stargate mmorpg?
* knowsfords checks the minutes
SilentRem: its just going to either suck (matrix online) or be constantly delayed (LOTR mmorpg)
thetron: Oh yeah..... Stargate mmorpg expected to suck, a big 10/4
knowsfords: thetron: not excited the slightest about it :S
knowsfords: or are you doing that thing where by your expectations are low so it'll be awesome for when you play it?
thetron: Asoon as they say "the guy whom help create matrix online.." That did it for me
knowsfords: so you're not even going to give it a chance?
thetron: No.

Quote #2272 (+2) [ 2004-09-03, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkash> but i ran out of light
<Darkash> so i had to leave it to tommorrow
<@Lartnec> heeey thats an idea, we could make some sort of lighting device that we could use when it gets dark
<@Lartnec> maybe some fire on the end of a bit of string
<@Lartnec> with soemthing.... lets say wax around it
<@Carl> Lartnec, will it have a TV?
<@Lartnec> I was thinking a mobile phone

Quote #2747 (+2) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #3249 (+1) [ 2006-02-11, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> wangbat? Sounds like that sort of device could do some serious damage to a man's....manhood.
<Dopefish> are there such things as 1.66ghz centrinos
<Narcolepsy> What about neutrinos?
<Erve> my cpu is a neural net processor
<Erve> a lurning computer
<Narcolepsy> lurning, hey?
<Narcolepsy> Perhaps it should lurn how to speel.

Quote #1982 (+10) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #1493 (+11) [ 2004-01-09, 00:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(skitz) r huntsman spiders dangerous?
(Squigy) no
(GooSE) no
(skitz) there's one on my monitor
(Fod) eat it
(skitz) it likes the heat
(Fod) it's ... w33t
(skitz) :
(Hibba_) lick it
(skitz) can they bite and hurt?
(INerTIal) bite and hurt yes
(INerTIal) kill you no
(Fod) not if you eat them first

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #4344 (+9) [ 2008-07-10, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> everything I do is a work expense
<Agg> power, phone, hardware, vehicle, training, camera stuff, everything
<Agg> i registered beerdrinker.com.au in an attempt to be able to claim beer on tax but my accountant took a somewhat dim view of that, boo.

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #3290 (+12) [ 2006-03-23, 08:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc> ya know, i was just watching some footage of that cyclone area, and i've got to say that i didn't notice a single faded curtain
<Doc> perhaps they were right about daylight savings?
<Mnz|WORK> lol
<Doc> (they didnt show any cows so i can't say if they were confused or not - perhaps they all blew away?)

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #1364 (+51) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #1134 (+6) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #2117 (+66) [ 2004-07-08, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Arsonist> anyone know if there is another name for a sperm bank? :P i want money <-- Jerkin' Joint? Cum'n'Cash? Spoot'n'Spend?
<Jessica> I like cum'n'cash the best.
<Agg> must.. not.. topic
<Jessica> Definitely topic
<Iceickle> do it!
<Hibb[a]> do it
<Jessica> Actually
<Jessica> Don't
--- Agg has changed the topic to: <Jessica> I like cum

Quote #1522 (+4) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #2878 (+13) [ 2005-07-13, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> nuclear demolitions device
<Agg> as opposed to what, nuclear putting-things-back-together device?

Quote #158 (+31) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #1214 (+3) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #2082 (+11) [ 2004-06-26, 17:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> this morning i went downstairs to tell the building manager my airconditioner's not working and he had some cute girl there with him (works for the same company) and she was saying the whole building's the same, they're all not working, and i think she was there to keep people happy
<eDust> you can't get angry with a good looking girl like that
<@gords> haha
<@D_Web> hahaha
<WedgieDC> lol
<eDust> and she said it's getting fixed monday, and i'm thinking, what? how can i survive without airconditioning, but she's smiling heaps... so i just walked away smiling

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #4287 (+8) [ 2008-03-25, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i happened to walk in to one of our computer labs when a teacher was trying to use one of our new flatbed scanners to scan an artwork made entirely out of chicken wire

Quote #2544 (+6) [ 2005-01-28, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Maniac> this week has been an anus horribilis with regard to netbanking and freight
<ruprecht> annus :)
<BigTonka> hehehe otherwise you might need some special ointment ;)
<Maniac> lol

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #599 (+4) [ 2003-05-26, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> lol n00b
<Jester> do you even know what warez is ?
<Sparda666> a game or something ??

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #1283 (+5) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #4153 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #1177 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 17:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tate): mmmm cork
(Tate): I mean
(Tate): mmmm sarah
(Trav): cork?!
(Tate): cork
(Tate): on a bottle
(Tate): you know
(Trav): ewww you sick fetish boy
(Tate): CORK NOT CAWK
(Tate): :P
(Tate): different spelling
(Trav): tate a cork and a cawk, both would go the same place for you
(bundy): LOL
(Tate): hhahahaa

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2464 (+35) [ 2005-01-04, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Jessica loves her FatMan pr0n collection
<Jessica> i like a bit of jerk
<Jessica> the band i mean
<Jessica> shit shit.

Quote #2467 (+2) [ 2005-01-04, 20:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to '<neolithic> some bitch was right up me <biatch> Better than re-stuffing when he gets fatter :P'

Quote #3238 (+7) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #3595 (+11) [ 2006-10-13, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

< FatMan> you fill my heart with love, and my penis with blood.

Quote #1479 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce