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Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #4350 (+2) [ 2008-07-25, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Asteroid> why the fuck did you glue plugs in
<Teh_Dan> try zip ties next time
<Asteroid> that is stupid on many levels.
<Asteroid> go buy a new power board and a few kettle leads than slap yourself for being a dick.
<Ze> the zip ties didn't work well (the powerboard is pretty fucked :p)
<Ze> Asteroid: because it's hot glue
<Asteroid> oh but it's hotglue.
<Asteroid> idiot.

Quote #206 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #1531 (+7) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #3491 (0) [ 2006-08-04, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* pipsqeek watched 40 year old virgin last week. what a freakin hilariously wrong movie. I loved it.
<Mornx> I know a 40 year old virgin on another channel
<Mornx> he said it was accurate

Quote #2445 (+42) [ 2004-12-22, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Jessica> Ash
< Jessica> I'm at a net cafe
< Jessica> I installed firefox
< Jessica> renamed it Internet Explorer
< Jessica> and changed the icon :P
< Jessica> WHERE ARE MY KUDOS

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #1850 (+2) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #1371 (+13) [ 2003-11-22, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> URHG. I just had a shower. Then came and got dressed, puts on deoderant.....wait...how come im all greasy...fecking wd40.

Quote #630 (+7) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #2358 (+14) [ 2004-10-22, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my poor ol taxi copped a bashing this morning
<aftahours> stupid girl ran up my arse
<INerTIal> ouch
<INerTIal> bad?
<aftahours> not really. the taxi is all scratched and dinted anyway
<aftahours> she was pretty good lookin, and i got her number
<aftahours> so it was worth it
<aftahours> now its my turn to take her up the arse
<aftahours> :)

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #876 (+3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<head_rush> Like this one dude at work
<head_rush> Went upto this chick, and like drinks her coke
<head_rush> And she goes, you can have some if you like, its left over fromt his morning, could be abit flat
<head_rush> And then the dude goes
<head_rush> Cant be as flat as your chest
<RoSWeLL> lol she was owned
<head_rush> YEr

Quote #74 (+6) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #4022 (+6) [ 2007-01-30, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> Teddybear i saw a festiva hit a skyline going like 20km/h and it was written off, the skyline had a little dent
<Teddybear> Yeah, but the skyline driver was still a tosser

Quote #1158 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #1175 (+4) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #4004 (-1) [ 2007-01-09, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shadey> haha
<Shadey> HAHA
<@Agg> woah, upgraded your haha.

Quote #3879 (+3) [ 2006-12-21, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I can dream knowsfords
<knowsfords> grass is greener etc
* Joins: Rage
* knowsfords greens Rage's grass
<Rage> ...
<Rage> thats fucking disturbing dude

Quote #4085 (+3) [ 2007-04-22, 20:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> snakes on a laptop! :P
<Torched> motherfuckin snakes!
<Torched> on a laptop!
<The_Dan> ive never been shaped on adsl
<brodsta> motherfucking snakes motherfuckers!
<devians> well, snake rather than snakes
* rodgrceh has quit (Quit)
* rodgrceh (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.tpgi.com.au) has joined #overclockers
<wayne> snakes on a SPARTAAAA!

Quote #4290 (-3) [ 2008-03-30, 21:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> Sex on the Beach can refer to the following:
<Shaun2> Yeah it's great. Or I can grab the nightlink 330 for like a buck.
<csimpson> * Sex on the beach (cocktail), a cocktail made of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice
<csimpson> * Sex on the Beach, a song by the Dutch act T-Spoon
<csimpson> * A famous scene from From Here to Eternity
<csimpson> * Sexual intercourse performed on a beach.
<csimpson> Fuck I love wikipedia.

Quote #3305 (-1) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #708 (-5) [ 2003-06-29, 04:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> eek
<DJ-Studd> I think I just saw a cow ;)
<tron|SGC> Did it go Meow!?
<DJ-Studd> Yup

Quote #1525 (+9) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #2298 (0) [ 2004-09-22, 16:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rendrag> isle of mann?
<Rendrag> oh
<Rendrag> it's a real place
<Rendrag> i thoguht it was some made up gay retreat

Quote #2916 (+9) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #483 (+5) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #1235 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 11:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> sure no-one wants to do my exam this arvo
<SUPAMODEL> yer more than welcome to :)
<echelon> ummmm....... nup.
<Saga> yeah, look, not to be rude, but i'll pass on that kind offer too...
<SUPAMODEL> bastards.
<echelon> anytime mate.
<SUPAMODEL> I could pay you in pr0n
<echelon> pr0n is no fun anymore. I'm over it
<echelon> but I'll take cash
<Saga> and bank cheques...
<SUPAMODEL> nah, I only have pr0n
<SUPAMODEL> sorry
<SUPAMODEL> highest quality pr0n tho
<echelon> Fair enough, we can get cash for it down at the local high school

Quote #4302 (-2) [ 2008-04-25, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

Quote #4264 (+3) [ 2008-01-23, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: apparently at some interview he was visibly shaking
Rainwulf: i dont know the full story
Rainwulf: so im going to string together bits of hearsay
Rainwulf: and make something out of it
Rainwulf: yay, im a FOX news reporter!

Quote #4122 (+1) [ 2007-05-19, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Porn isn't illegal, indeed. You're allowed to have a couple of porn mags at RAAF recruits (rules apply, but anyway), yet they won't let the navy keep anything remotely pornographic at Cerberus.
<Narcolepsy> No wonder the navy's a little...funny.
<brodsta> lol
<Torched> a little strange
<enigma> lits-hp: starcraft3 rts ftw!
<deepspring> rofl
<Torched> a little...queer
<Draffa> In the Navy...

Quote #2321 (+1) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #1477 (-1) [ 2004-01-05, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> heh, and all these years i thought I was phallic

Quote #3071 (+1) [ 2005-11-07, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> yes bullet, im so gay even my gay friends call me a poofter.

Quote #3138 (+10) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #1853 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> * Nozzette is now known as Nozz <--another sex change funded by medicare >:-(
<Falkor> i NEED IT

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #4244 (+5) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #1959 (+8) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!

Quote #1933 (+1) [ 2004-05-07, 16:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<idlerpg> XStatic, the FordsSuckWorld, has attained level 5! Next level in 0 days, 00:21:00.
<idlerpg> XStatic [4/19] has challenged knowsfords [15/235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to XStatic's clock.

Quote #1259 (+2) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #1403 (+7) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #4001 (-3) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*

Quote #1221 (+6) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.