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Quote #2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #658 (0) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #2270 (+7) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #2542 (0) [ 2005-01-27, 19:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* You were kicked by Z ((falkor) God Smotes Kieran)
<FreeFrag> smotes?
<God> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smote
<God> oh shit, it came up with smite
* God is stupid
* God was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) Jesus Christ. Learn to spell you moron.)

Quote #1433 (+13) [ 2003-12-10, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> airforce am teh win
<Tommmo> except the slight issue of having to visit war infested regions
<Erve> there'd be a war over who'd get my cock 1st
<brembo`> weapon of minor proportion

Quote #4363 (+2) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #1609 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #830 (-3) [ 2003-07-30, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Matthew, OH SHIT! Could i have your DD Details, I forgot to pay your mum for last night, and she charges interest :(
<Matthew> FreeFrag: i know man, she aint cheep, i fotgot to pay last week and it cost me 3 times the usual amount

Quote #429 (+12) [ 2003-03-29, 01:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> gah, put my headphones on over an hour ago but forgot to start winamp

Quote #3411 (+3) [ 2006-06-20, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gavatron> are gsx250's alright?
<Agg> acrosses? they're ok
<Agg> if you like riding sewing machines
<HrdwrBoB> hahaha
<knowsfords> I know I do :D
<Agg> but the boot thing is good. people seem to like them.
<brodsta> lol
* knowsfords jumps on the singer
<knowsfords> yee hawww!

Quote #2461 (+3) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #1073 (+7) [ 2003-10-05, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> he coloured his dick in with a black texta then tried to wash it off
<Sponge> now its all purple
<hr|Assig> ROFL
<Sponge> purple intruder we call him now
<hr|Assig> ROFLMAO

Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #202 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #2437 (+1) [ 2004-12-19, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SuroK> agg, check the bans list
<SuroK> huh
<Agg> why?
<SuroK> it says im banned
<SuroK> i joind alright
<SuroK> i had a temp ban last night
<SuroK> but wehy is that still ythere
*** Mode change "+b *!*@220.233.27.128" for channel #overclockers by aftahours
<Jester> yea he should fix the ban up properly.
<Draffa> problem olved!
*** SuroK has been kicked off channel #overclockers by aftahours (you're still banned)
<Cycle> lol
<Poo[A]> lol
<Poo[A]> denied

Quote #2951 (+10) [ 2005-08-26, 01:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cham|Zzz> women are like HT pentiums mate, they multi task at near full speed. Men are like AMD's, sure theyll multi task but each extra task will slow things down exponentially.
<Cham|Zzz> Thats why the majority of maccas drive through staff is normally a female.
<Ultimata``> Cham|Zzz, yeah, but men can do one task at a time, blizingly fast, and can game better, as well. :D
<oli> Cham|Zzz: hahahhaa
<Ultimata``> -but
<oli> and women are expensive too
<oli> just like pentiums
<Ultimata``> and can fold faster
* Cham|Zzz points out that just like prescott's, women are hot headed and it only gets worse under load :P

Quote #853 (-4) [ 2003-08-07, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Astaroth`> man
<Astaroth`> i rang a place today
<Astaroth`> 711337
<Astaroth`> i was dialling
<Astaroth`> and i went
<Astaroth`> like this 'seven' 'one' 'l' 'e' 'e' 't'

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #2247 (+4) [ 2004-08-17, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> i need to put my wallet through the wash i think
<Fod> you could say i'd be ... laundering my money
<knowsfords> that was so bad I think you gave me cancer.
<Fod> :D
<Fod> seriously though, it stinks
<knowsfords> like your joke

Quote #2707 (+8) [ 2005-04-24, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Simboo): need to find out how to get trade rates at bursons
(tensopaway): bursons basicly is trade rates Simboo :)
(Simboo): tensopaway - not cheap enough
(Simboo): I know they can be cheaper :)
(tensopaway): any cheaper and you would have to be robbing the store Simboo
(Simboo): hmmm..
(Simboo): what you doing tonigh?
(Simboo): :P
(tensopaway): robbing bursons
(Simboo): lol
(tensopaway): 'this is a fucking stickup, give me an exedy clutch motherfucker!'
(tensopaway): 'on the phone, shutup'
(tensopaway): *30 minute wait*
(tensopaway): 'sorry, dont have it in stock, try bayswater'
(Simboo): hahahah

Quote #1207 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #4247 (-3) [ 2007-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I get my gob stuffed full of cock rather often.

Quote #3367 (+3) [ 2006-05-15, 09:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kalash: Trapped miner, wife 'shared telepathy'
Kalash: THE wife of trapped miner Brant Webb was convinced her husband was alive all through his two-week ordeal in which she communicated with him by telepathy, her father said in a diary
Kalash: this is why those miners will not get a deal.
Rainwulf: what freaking morons
Rainwulf: telepathy doesnt work underground!

Quote #4224 (-6) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #3413 (+2) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #2718 (+1) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #3246 (+5) [ 2006-02-10, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- Bostik has joined...
<Bostik> well, that was the stupidest thing i have done in a while
<Bostik> i applied for a job while high
<Rara_Avis> lol
<Rara_Avis> how'd it go?
<Bostik> i knew it was going to go badly. the first thing i did once i got to Burnside was walk into a glass door.

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #4343 (+2) [ 2008-07-06, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords opens a strip club so exclusive that he cannot get in
<AngelMoo> glasnt: didn't get up on the table? could have made yourself some extra cash
<glasnt> AngelMoo: if only you were there.
<@Bern> I would have paid to se that
<glasnt> Would it make you weak at the kneews, bern?
<@Bern> No, it might make me hard somewhere else though
<knowsfords> of hearing?
<@Bern> ...yes

Quote #1856 (+14) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #1119 (-3) [ 2003-10-12, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> FreeFrag: And a big fuck you to you.
<sabretooth> (for a totally different reason to this conversation)
<sabretooth> Hmm, FreeFrag's awfully quiet suddenly.
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, yes, my evil plan has been foiled once again! You seem so good at doing that. But my next plan is unfoilable! I will infect you with.....HUMOUR!!

Quote #608 (+9) [ 2003-05-31, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Good thing the wife is out atm then.
<Mred32> ...cause I'm gonna take my daughter to kindy gym and check out all the mums.

Quote #2554 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 19:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> i'm 5'2
<thor-> you would be like headjob height on me leesa ;)
<outonanisl> no thor- i dare you to say it to her face
<Agg> he'd have to kneel down to do that

Quote #1980 (+4) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1427 (+1) [ 2003-12-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^_ZAK_^> mmm I'd kill for AC
<FreeFrag> Alternating Current??
<Kazashi> Autocannon?
<Sticks> Atomic Chicken?
<rb> aircon
<FreeFrag> Gee, thanks Cpt. Obvious.
<Sticks> rofl

Quote #604 (0) [ 2003-05-29, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ReSiN> word
<josh_ip_te> word?
<ReSiN> word is bond
<ineffable> sup yoi
<ineffable> -i
<josh_ip_te> yo, g, check yo nine at da door and all dat shiznit
<josh_ip_te> da hoochies ain't been kicking it upside heah, know what i'm sayin'
<josh_ip_te> sif word
<ReSiN> yo dog i aint strappin, packin cols steady mackin
<josh_ip_te> well ese, i pack no piece, but i get el coyote up in yo face
* josh_ip_te throws down
<ReSiN> u packin yo shit, punk get a grip, im knockin your mums sis and cus suckin tit
<josh_ip_te> rofl
<ineffable> i love it
<josh_ip_te> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? can i have some
* Draffa falls off his chair laughing
* josh_ip_te hands ReSiN some bling-bling so he can get some 20's for his lolo
<ineffable> you can't be white

Quote #39 (+23) [ 2002-10-28, 07:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :(
*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<sabretooth> Gee, it doesn't quite fit :)
<Cav> oh dear god...
* Cav is never going to live this one down

Quote #3305 (0) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #1055 (+4) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #1177 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 17:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tate): mmmm cork
(Tate): I mean
(Tate): mmmm sarah
(Trav): cork?!
(Tate): cork
(Tate): on a bottle
(Tate): you know
(Trav): ewww you sick fetish boy
(Tate): CORK NOT CAWK
(Tate): :P
(Tate): different spelling
(Trav): tate a cork and a cawk, both would go the same place for you
(bundy): LOL
(Tate): hhahahaa

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey