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Quote #1618 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #1655 (+5) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #1674 (+5) [ 2004-02-22, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Draebor> were the rides any good?
<@DDsD|moofi> Yeah they were.. except i didnt go on any of them.. was too busy being jaded
<@Draebor> ahh fucker :) that was my main reason for wanting to go
<@DDsD|moofi> What, being Jaded? or using the rides? ;p
<@Draebor> rides damnit
<@DDsD|moofi> Heh, yeah.. i was going to say you can be Jaded at home -> http://www.jadedraver.com/
<@Draebor> pfft i could show superstar dj's how to take a dump
<Fod|Food> but you wouldn't have chix00rs offering to wipe for you :)

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #1700 (+5) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #1726 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) your computer is your new spouse and/or partner
(PsychoMatt) damn right
(PsychoMatt) it folds but it doesnt iron :(
(Largo) LOL

Quote #1742 (+5) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1752 (+5) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #1800 (+5) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #1804 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 10:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> wtf
<mazza[W]> my mum wont take me into work because of the socks im wearing
<mazza[W]> :|

Quote #1806 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> a 15yo girl is being charged as a child pornographer for posting pictures of herself on the net
<Skitzo> WTF>
<DrillSGT> yeah
<DrillSGT> seen it, no pics :/

Quote #1845 (+5) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #1869 (+5) [ 2004-04-24, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Borg[W]> whats good about working 18hr days ?
<nwatts> money
<chunksoul> the money
<DJ-Studd> Borg: Money? :D
<WMinstrel> Money.
<Alyra>money!
<BenX>MONEY!

Quote #1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1924 (+5) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #1926 (+5) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #1939 (+5) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #1964 (+5) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #1980 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1998 (+5) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #2040 (+5) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #2064 (+5) [ 2004-06-17, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> O)@%$U)(@!%U@%
<CapnChron> I hate fucking theives
<CapnChron> fucking no respect for bastards like me!
<CapnChron> I finish work
<CapnChron> Goto the gem
<CapnChron> I'm like "Where are the fucking wheels"
<CapnChron> The car was sitting on bricks
<CapnChron> No wheel and no brakes as well
<CapnChron> so I go home, get the wheels and take the brakes off the other gem
<CapnChron> and go back put it on
<CapnChron> Guess what
<CapnChron> Cunts got into the hood of the car and stole my fucking batttery!
<CapnChron> motherfuckers

Quote #2125 (+5) [ 2004-07-09, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ace234 wants 1TB of space for the wank factor
* kizzap wants the wank
<kizzap> factor too

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #2213 (+5) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2372 (+5) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #2413 (+5) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #2421 (+5) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #2438 (+5) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #2465 (+5) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #2483 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Aedan_18> maybe i should just do an all nighter
<bungs> i stayed up for 40hrs straight when i was up on the gold coast hehe
<Aedan_18> i stayed up 60hours and worked
<outonanisl> i stayed up for 150 hours, note to self, dont take that much viagra at once

Quote #2494 (+5) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2573 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 11:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> dunno what's worse, the music played at work is 50% 80's music... or that I recognize most of the songs from GTA:VC

Quote #2595 (+5) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #2610 (+5) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #2645 (+5) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #2651 (+5) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #2679 (+5) [ 2005-04-12, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> according to whereis.com.au, Rik lives 3.55 km from me, Estimated travel time: 1 Hr 13 Mins
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sydney traffic

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.