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Quote #1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #1700 (+5) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1786 (+5) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #1800 (+5) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #1804 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 10:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> wtf
<mazza[W]> my mum wont take me into work because of the socks im wearing
<mazza[W]> :|

Quote #1806 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> a 15yo girl is being charged as a child pornographer for posting pictures of herself on the net
<Skitzo> WTF>
<DrillSGT> yeah
<DrillSGT> seen it, no pics :/

Quote #1819 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1845 (+5) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1926 (+5) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #1939 (+5) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #1981 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Sticks, you suck.
<Sticks> yes
<Sticks> I do
<Sticks> but only if they're female, and pretty
<Sticks> and human
<Sticks> and over the age of consent
<Sticks> single is always nice too
<Wolfy> i see you're as fussy as Sciby in that regard Sticks
<FreeFrag> Probably why he's single ;)
<Falkor> no, he's single cause he's an ugly fucker

Quote #1993 (+5) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2140 (+5) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2372 (+5) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #2421 (+5) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #2438 (+5) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #2485 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #2494 (+5) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2527 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #2529 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 16:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> *poof*
<Skitzo> Whoah
<Skitzo> David finally came out of the closet.
<David> yeah I was just getting a shirt
<Fragwizard> LOL
* Fragwizard falls over.

Quote #2541 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> What's a new magna worth?
<Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy.
<FreeFrag> Shouldn't you be asleep narcolepsy?
<Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality?
<FreeFrag> <Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy. <Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality? <--Heh :)

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series

Quote #2610 (+5) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #2634 (+5) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #2645 (+5) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #2651 (+5) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #2679 (+5) [ 2005-04-12, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> according to whereis.com.au, Rik lives 3.55 km from me, Estimated travel time: 1 Hr 13 Mins
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sydney traffic

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #2697 (+5) [ 2005-04-20, 03:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): ill just say im an indian immigrant with year 10
(Tensop`): then i can work for telstra :P
(Frag[LTOP]): lol
(KngtRider): they are outsourcing....
(Tensop`): hello thankyou please sir welcome to telstra how may i help you please KngtRider

Quote #2704 (+5) [ 2005-04-23, 13:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> some guy in a wheelchair got hit by a taxi in the valley the other day
<yaleman> was rolling around yelling " I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
<CapnChron> hahahahahahahaha
<yaleman> well, the first bit is true, the second half I added for funny value

Quote #2758 (+5) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #2760 (+5) [ 2005-05-16, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Manaz): I wouldn't leave the house without my dick stuck in the chicken.