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Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2226 (+5) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2270 (+5) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2388 (+5) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2429 (+5) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2485 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #2494 (+5) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2522 (+5) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #2547 (+5) [ 2005-01-29, 17:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> everytime i eat homemade pie i feel sick
<outonanisl> i think my body is trying to tell me that 25 pounds of butter per square inch isnt good
<Iroquois> yep, it'll do that
<Iroquois> when I ate my regrettable record of 14 pieces of pizza, my body *sure* told me about that :(
<Iroquois> then the doctor at the hospital told me about it

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #2573 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 11:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> dunno what's worse, the music played at work is 50% 80's music... or that I recognize most of the songs from GTA:VC

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #2601 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series

Quote #2616 (+5) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #2645 (+5) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #2660 (+5) [ 2005-04-01, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Topic is 'www.overclockers.com.au - It's April Fools day - kinda like the channel having it's own day....'
*** Set by Sticks on Fri Apr 01 07:27:29

Quote #2672 (+5) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #2677 (+5) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #2712 (+5) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #2742 (+5) [ 2005-05-10, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> "anyone who has even one copy of an unreleased film, software program or music file in a shared folder could be subjected to prison terms and fines of up to three years."
<Sancho> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS
<Sancho> my folder isnt shared :P

Quote #2753 (+5) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #2777 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ fLy]: i'd be a dirty liar if i said i wasnt drunk
[ fLy]: im glad i got that off my chest
* fLy drinks up
[ fLy]: p.s i may have injured my pancreas in a freak accident involving myself and some wet tiles

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #2788 (+5) [ 2005-05-26, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> how come the fat guy on lost isn't losing any weight
<Freaek> he's eating the dead bodies
<@Falkor> lol
<Rage> haha
<TheWedgie> haha

Quote #2820 (+5) [ 2005-06-14, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car

Quote #2833 (+5) [ 2005-06-20, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> we are kiddies.. bearing in mind that Sniper3400 is 150 years old

Quote #3020 (+5) [ 2005-10-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> nothing wrong with lesos
<Crudmuffin> as long as they're both hot
<dec_> yup
<dec_> but i've only seen one case of that
<dec_> and boy was i excited that night
<dec_> :D
<Lurks> and still lucked out
<dec_> of course i lucked out
<dec_> they were lesos

Quote #3110 (+5) [ 2005-11-27, 16:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(modafroman) anyone got a spare blue ccfl they wanna give me?
(Ultimata) modafroman, rice from Woolies is cheaper.

Quote #3114 (+5) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #3118 (+5) [ 2005-12-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Got a pic that you've taken from it?
<biatch> Mind you, I don't have a photographic bone in my body
<biatch> Well... not until sabre comes home anyway!
<biatch> Aaaaaaahahahhahahahah
<biatch> Ahaha. Ahem.
<biatch> Moving along.

Quote #3174 (+5) [ 2006-01-06, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<noisypoppy> besides, I don't have an addictive personality
<noisypoppy> brb
<noisypoppy> cigarette

Quote #3234 (+5) [ 2006-02-02, 06:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

knowsfords: so did I tell you all about the stargate mmorpg?
* knowsfords checks the minutes
SilentRem: its just going to either suck (matrix online) or be constantly delayed (LOTR mmorpg)
thetron: Oh yeah..... Stargate mmorpg expected to suck, a big 10/4
knowsfords: thetron: not excited the slightest about it :S
knowsfords: or are you doing that thing where by your expectations are low so it'll be awesome for when you play it?
thetron: Asoon as they say "the guy whom help create matrix online.." That did it for me
knowsfords: so you're not even going to give it a chance?
thetron: No.

Quote #3244 (+5) [ 2006-02-05, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> *removed by request of csimpson because his girlfriend browses this site*

Quote #3246 (+5) [ 2006-02-10, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- Bostik has joined...
<Bostik> well, that was the stupidest thing i have done in a while
<Bostik> i applied for a job while high
<Rara_Avis> lol
<Rara_Avis> how'd it go?
<Bostik> i knew it was going to go badly. the first thing i did once i got to Burnside was walk into a glass door.

Quote #3258 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #3306 (+5) [ 2006-03-31, 19:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy: I hate The Streets
raz: dry your eyes mate

Quote #3391 (+5) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #3412 (+5) [ 2006-06-21, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

Agg: You have reached your stored private message quota and can not send any further messages until space has been created.
Agg: ffs
Agg: f'n nazi admins

Quote #3413 (+5) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #3508 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #3541 (+5) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #3566 (+5) [ 2006-09-26, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

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