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Quote #1198 (+3) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe

Quote #1207 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #1239 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

Quote #1223 (+3) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #1226 (+3) [ 2003-10-27, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon throws a wrench at Saga
* Saga (remunerate@dsl-203-113-240-200.TAS.netspace.net.au) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Nozz> Oooer
<Nozz> you killed him
<Nozz> Must've got him fair in the head

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #1235 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 11:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> sure no-one wants to do my exam this arvo
<SUPAMODEL> yer more than welcome to :)
<echelon> ummmm....... nup.
<Saga> yeah, look, not to be rude, but i'll pass on that kind offer too...
<SUPAMODEL> bastards.
<echelon> anytime mate.
<SUPAMODEL> I could pay you in pr0n
<echelon> pr0n is no fun anymore. I'm over it
<echelon> but I'll take cash
<Saga> and bank cheques...
<SUPAMODEL> nah, I only have pr0n
<SUPAMODEL> sorry
<SUPAMODEL> highest quality pr0n tho
<echelon> Fair enough, we can get cash for it down at the local high school

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #1276 (+3) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #1291 (+3) [ 2003-11-08, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shard> my dad and sister are both having a sleep, should i:
<Shard> 1) push the test button on the fire alarm
<Shard> or
<Shard> 2) start a real fire under the alarm

Quote #1314 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #1330 (+3) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #1342 (+3) [ 2003-11-16, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Dear God, in the next version of mIRC could you please make it so I can tab complete long and complicated words like "vanilla" and "everyone"?

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #1370 (+3) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #1474 (+3) [ 2004-01-04, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie has quit IRC (Quit: artslet kcuf)
* Mindless has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Selexion has quit IRC (Quit: (reboot))
* Vassili has quit IRC (Quit)
<sabretooth> Anyone else?
* LoneWolf_ has quit IRC (Quit: Its a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham, wrapped in mockery, drenched in sham, placed in a box made of mockery sealed with sham with mockery written on the side in sham.)
<Lurks|awy> look what ya did sabretooth

Quote #1480 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lith> woo can't wait till tomorrow....
<dec_> what's tomorrow?
<LoneWolf_> Wednesday

Quote #1520 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P

Quote #1522 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #1539 (+3) [ 2004-01-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<camjoo> ok iv'e had more than enough fun for one afternoon
<camjoo> time to play with my clutch
<camjoo> bbl
<Foole> perhaps you mean: crotch

Quote #1563 (+3) [ 2004-01-29, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> eating coco pops with coke on them, watching Wombat and the Curiousity Show.. I miss those days. and my teeth.

Quote #1586 (+3) [ 2004-02-03, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve is now known as Erve|run
<Rik_> you've got the runs?
<Rik_> :s
<Erve|run> yup, need to exercise my fatty arse
<Rik_> wipe 2 3 4
<Rik_> wipe 2 3 4
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> now pickup your pants and get moving!
<Erve|run> and push that plunger

Quote #1607 (+3) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #1650 (+3) [ 2004-02-17, 13:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> gah
<neolithic> i got pwnzed on this big ass rock jump into water
<neolithic> like 3-4m high
<neolithic> probably higher
<neolithic> distance was good, but i landed sorta on my back :(
<Cycle> Wtf are you talking about??
<neolithic> if im not lagging, you shoulda understood all of that message.....
<Cycle> A game?
<neolithic> real life lol
<agog> mmm... real life
<Cycle> K.
<neolithic> its the newest thing
<neolithic> :P
<Cycle> Is it like half-life?
* neolithic rolls eyes slightly
<Cycle> ??
<Fragwizard> Cycle: lol. :P
<neolithic> anyway, the result of this jump means that my upper back is killing me
<Cycle> Ohhhh you mean REAL life i thought you were talking about some sort of half-life addon or somthing...
<neolithic> HAHA
<neolithic> someone catches on fast :)
<Cycle> :
<Alyra> you know you're a geek when...
<Cycle> Stfu :P

Quote #1706 (+3) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #1741 (+3) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #1743 (+3) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #1752 (+3) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #1765 (+3) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #1789 (+3) [ 2004-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rc> I love spam
<rc> Makes me feel impotent

Quote #1795 (+3) [ 2004-04-01, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<inf3rn0> dan is better looking than Agg

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #1850 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #1868 (+3) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1882 (+3) [ 2004-04-27, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> KyocErA - it's a little disturbing how you scream YES!! as soon as I enter..

Quote #1887 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 01:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nw|work> have a good night all
<bartobook> for real this time?
--- sniperA64 sets ban on *!*@203-213-14-78-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
<sniperA64> for real this time

Quote #1889 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> shit wtf
*** [Hex|a] is now known as [Hex]
<mazzanet> my pc just decided to reset
<Frag|TS> Ah, so netbus DOES work!

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1987 (+3) [ 2004-05-21, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well both my athlon rigs have them, and i'm a big fan
<gords> YOU are a big fan?
<gords> :o
<Rik> yeh, he sucks
<Rik> and blows
<Rik> whines alot too

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #2060 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #2058 (+3) [ 2004-06-14, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> but your just a script kiddie
<SoulReap> scripts my ass
*** SoulReap Quit (Exit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))

Quote #2061 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood