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Quote #1566 (+2) [ 2004-01-29, 03:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wh0re> shoudl I have a bat or go to sleep
<Ubeek> get best of both worlds Lee
<Ubeek> +the
<wh0re> well my left arm isn't feeling up to it and beating off with your other arm doesn't feel as good
<wh0re> so I might just pack it in
<Ubeek> haha
<Ubeek> another bloody lefty
<wh0re> cursed at birth
<wh0re> on average we live nine years shorter than right-handers
<Ubeek> we do?
<Ubeek> dammit
<wh0re> so yeah not much going for us
<wh0re> at least we have big dicks
<Ubeek> theres always that
* Ubeek grabs his crotch
<wh0re> always an upside
<wh0re> yeah
* wh0re uses two hands to handle his moneybag
<wh0re> they don't call me the Monopoly man for nothing
<Ubeek> I could do olympic pole vaulting with this baby
<wh0re> hahaha
<Ubeek> lol
<Ubeek> 'Go to my nads. Go directly to my nads.'
<wh0re> hahahaha
<Ubeek> and theres a Get out of bukkakke free card

Quote #1563 (+3) [ 2004-01-29, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> eating coco pops with coke on them, watching Wombat and the Curiousity Show.. I miss those days. and my teeth.

Quote #1562 (-2) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1561 (-4) [ 2004-01-28, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Migishu> So here I am, home alone, playing games on my palm
<agog> err..
<agog> i hope you're using a water based lubricant

Quote #1560 (+8) [ 2004-01-27, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> You have just received the Sven & Ole Computer Virus. Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this message to everyone on your mailing list.
<TXtoucian> Thank you for your cooperation.
<TXtoucian>
<TXtoucian> Sven and Ole
<DrillSGT> hmmmm
<DrillSGT> brb
* DrillSGT is away, deleting files, (logon pageron)

Quote #1558 (+1) [ 2004-01-27, 16:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jimx> haha, some guy wants to know how to fix his malfunctioning floppy drive. i'm tempted to tell him to swap it with one from a work pc :)
<jimx> asking "How do I fix this floppy drive" is like asking "How do I re-use this staple?"

Quote #1557 (+11) [ 2004-01-27, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> sorry
<Nick> but wtf is Buttsex

Quote #1556 (0) [ 2004-01-26, 03:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> i find the best way to pick a chick up is to walk up to them and say "national lottery winner", so i picked this chick up, took her back to my place, woke up the next morning and she go's "So what are you gonna buy me with the winings?" i said, "i was only a fucking dollar on the scratch cards!"

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #1551 (+5) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #1549 (+11) [ 2004-01-23, 20:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> have a little chip that interfaces with your memory and have its capacity set to something small... like 1gb.
<knowsfords> which allows you to know everything about a certain topic.
<D_Web> I don't think solid state memory can even begin to compare with the brain
<knowsfords> yes, but by the time you can fit 1gb easily on the tip of a pin... you'd think they'd know something about the brain/
<Tommmo> i suggest they use firewire :P
<D_Web> System Availability: 99.4514%
<D_Web> hrmm
<Tommmo> What's that
<Tommmo> ?
<Fod> his brain :)

Quote #1547 (+6) [ 2004-01-22, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@SpetzNatz): grrr, some friend called me up and asked me to play indoor soccer for his team tonight
(@SpetzNatz): what i'm scared about is when i pwn so much 'cause i'm part wog, then they'll give me a 2 year contract for 25mil then nike and sony will sponsor me and i'll have to play with them like 2 times a week or some shit :(
(@eiko`guybrush): yeah.
(@eiko`guybrush): happens to me when i play chinese checkers

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #1545 (+4) [ 2004-01-21, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Whos up for some MTA?
<knowsfords> nah not atm
<knowsfords> I only play with chumps...
<Fod> same here knowsfords
<Fod> so i'll play freefrag :)

Quote #1543 (+8) [ 2004-01-21, 07:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BenZor`) going to have a nice big glass of black cok and go to bed

Quote #1541 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ozzmosis> From: "Lesbian L. Plenipotentiary" <imackinnon@cinemexicano.com>
<ozzmosis> plenipotentiary, n. A diplomat who is fully authorized to represent his or her government
<ozzmosis> spam has taught me something today
<ozzmosis> that's not meant to happen

Quote #1540 (+1) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies

Quote #1539 (+3) [ 2004-01-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<camjoo> ok iv'e had more than enough fun for one afternoon
<camjoo> time to play with my clutch
<camjoo> bbl
<Foole> perhaps you mean: crotch

Quote #1538 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 15:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #1536 (+5) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #1531 (+6) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #1530 (+22) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #1527 (+1) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #1525 (+8) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #1523 (-1) [ 2004-01-15, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<serts> microwaved rockmelons are great substitutes for rubber vaginas.
<Silver_Python> ...
<Red_Wolf_2> ...

Quote #1522 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #1520 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P

Quote #1519 (+2) [ 2004-01-14, 15:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squigy> Agg I AM NOTIFIYHING t32h WEB am,astER. SOMEHTING IS WORNG!
<Agg> oh noess!!1
<Squigy> heh, i see you are trained well in the art of 1227.
<Squigy> *fuck.

Quote #1518 (+5) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #1511 (+7) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #1508 (+4) [ 2004-01-11, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I wonder how much it'd cost to get a pair of jeans legs shortened
<brembo`> less than it'd cost to get leg extensions

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #1501 (+9) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #1498 (+13) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #1496 (+10) [ 2004-01-09, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> "Penguins have extraordinary pooing powers, according to a team of scientists from a German university. They went to the Antarctic to study the creatures, and found they shoot their poo 38 centimetres from their nests. The scientists worked out the penguins' poo comes out at more than four times the force a human can manage"
<j> I see a new version of Tux Racer

Quote #1495 (+1) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #1493 (+10) [ 2004-01-09, 00:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(skitz) r huntsman spiders dangerous?
(Squigy) no
(GooSE) no
(skitz) there's one on my monitor
(Fod) eat it
(skitz) it likes the heat
(Fod) it's ... w33t
(skitz) :
(Hibba_) lick it
(skitz) can they bite and hurt?
(INerTIal) bite and hurt yes
(INerTIal) kill you no
(Fod) not if you eat them first

Quote #1492 (0) [ 2004-01-09, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spaar> I banged the smart chick on True Love!
<Firefrog> So? I smooched Bastila
<Spaar> bastard
<Migishu> ...
<Firefrog> and your cousin too
* Firefrog runs back to kotor
<Spaar> so did I
<Spaar> wait....
<Spaar> awww FUCK

Quote #1491 (0) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #1488 (+16) [ 2004-01-07, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> woah, I just did a fart that totally warmed my pants
<Enfilade> Ooops, wasn't a fart
<Enfilade> bbs

Quote #1487 (-2) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still

Quote #1484 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carl> I'm not a software pirate, I only use things under the GNU, like Windows XP, for example.

Quote #1483 (+7) [ 2004-01-07, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> cunt of a chair, has an adjustment so you can angle it forward or back. the lever popped and just about sent me facefirst into my keyboard.
<Tommmo> wild- rofl - is it from officeworks
<wild> yes
<Tommmo> my officeworks chair does that !
<Tommmo> is it a high back one wild
<wild> yep
<wild> blue
<Tommmo> probably the same one
<Tommmo> i get sent falling backwards when the level pops out of mine
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #1482 (+10) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)