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Quote #1223 (+3) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #1482 (+10) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol

Quote #1915 (+1) [ 2004-05-04, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> When ever anyone tells you you are hogging up the bandwidth
<Charlie> Tell them they are hogging up all the ugly

Quote #4186 (+6) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #91 (+6) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #495 (+1) [ 2003-04-23, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> Well at least he didn't try and sue for 70 trillion dollars or something.
<Sven> he isn't american :D
<Vindictive> Same shit happens here.
<Vindictive> Just that aboriginals want 70 million acres of land.

Quote #72 (+10) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #2531 (+8) [ 2005-01-24, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<praetorian> yes, i seriously hate moving pixels by hand, very bad on the back.
<Chris> scott, you're not funny, try to work with that information and use it to your (and our) advantage.

Quote #2421 (+7) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #1075 (+7) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1300 (+17) [ 2003-11-11, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> about half a block of chocolate makes me feel ill.. i haven't found the quantity of sex that makes me feel ill, but i'm working on it..
<Matex> Agg, 4 times a day makes your penis sore
<Agg> try it with a woman next time, Matex

Quote #252 (+30) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #826 (+14) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #60 (+12) [ 2002-11-08, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> Silentsni, I just read the thread
* ^catalyst hugs SileNceR
* ^catalyst hugs Silentsni
<^catalyst> ur just lucky SileNceR

Quote #1271 (+25) [ 2003-11-03, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anarki is now known as Ana|work
<PhuckNut> Analwork?
* Ana|work is now known as Atworkstfu

Quote #521 (+9) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #2621 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #541 (+19) [ 2003-05-11, 02:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to 'Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pis'
(Darkness): aww
(Darkness): pissing him off*
*** Darkness changes topic to 'Arguing with the ops is like arguing with God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him'
(Darkness): god fucking damnit.
(Foos): all you're doing is pis'?
*** Darkness changes topic to 'Topics suck. Goonight.'
(Darkness): FUCK
*** Darkness changes topic to 'www.overclockers.com.au go there and shut up.'

Quote #37 (+17) [ 2002-10-28, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> why is it, I wonder, that you get a bunch of geeks in a room and within minutes they are calling each other homosexual and/or making faux-gay gestures/comments about each other? it's bizarre. (you bunch of fags)

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #2184 (+4) [ 2004-07-24, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> Hmm.. there were 3.5 million crimes commited in south africa in 2000 :)
<G-Force> and 2004?
<tensop> the statistics are unavailble for 2004 G-Force, the statistics guy in south africa was carjacked on the way to work, so he had to catch a bus.. he was robbed 5 times while waiting for the bus, then the bus driver was murdered so he had to walk, on his way there he was assaulted 6 times and finally murdered

Quote #1034 (+4) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #1156 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> this is the best confession EVER
<WhiteyFord> http://grouphug.us/confessions/060751961
<Rik> hahahah
<Rik> nasty
<knowsfords> bahaha
<knowsfords> it wasnt dog crap
<knowsfords> it was the shit for his brains seeping out
<wild> lmao

Quote #438 (+3) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #4275 (+7) [ 2008-02-21, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> i wonder what "bugger" translates to in swedish
<brodsta> Possibly into it's literal form :P
<glasnt> Booga?
* brodsta (brodsta@C-59-100-33-75.for.connect.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<glasnt> Ah... brodsta timed out. Do we blame it on the boogie?

Quote #1009 (+16) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #823 (+7) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #3036 (+2) [ 2005-10-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> I want to stop looking at porn and go back to going to church
<Fred_Nurk> sure you do
<IKT> get a psp, do both at the same time

Quote #3110 (+5) [ 2005-11-27, 16:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(modafroman) anyone got a spare blue ccfl they wanna give me?
(Ultimata) modafroman, rice from Woolies is cheaper.

Quote #425 (+7) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #133 (+8) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #1161 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) one of these guys at my school who always studies everybody thinks all he does is study
(Largo) he looks real innocent
(Largo) till one of my mates went over and found porn on his hdd
(Largo) and he said he doesnt know how it got there, all he does is download 'service packs' for windows
(yaleman) lol
(biatch) ahh rubbish.
(AznRetroGa) Largo - it's always those kinda guys that have heaps of pr0n
(yaleman) fap packs
(Chemix) i think those packs are to service himself

Quote #1743 (+2) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #1538 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 15:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

Quote #3284 (+1) [ 2006-03-18, 03:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> downloading pr0n at 25mbit
<aftahours> congrats.
<Agg> it must feel like you're wanking in slow motion.

Quote #844 (+38) [ 2003-08-03, 18:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> got pulled over for an RBT this morning
<WhiteyFord> cop says "how's it going?"
<WhiteyFord> "not too foul"
<WhiteyFord> "nice day huh?"
<WhiteyFord> "yeah, nice day to be driving to work"
<WhiteyFord> "hahaha, tell me about it. Have you had anything to drink this morning?"
<WhiteyFord> "no"
<WhiteyFord> "why not?"
<WhiteyFord> "uuh? is that a trick question?!"
<WhiteyFord> "hahah blow into this"

Quote #4150 (+3) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #1488 (+16) [ 2004-01-07, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> woah, I just did a fart that totally warmed my pants
<Enfilade> Ooops, wasn't a fart
<Enfilade> bbs

Quote #2991 (+1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #2784 (+10) [ 2005-05-24, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> two of the doctors at my local practise are awesome, the third tried to sell us a computer partway through the consultation

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2106 (+8) [ 2004-07-05, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> interesting, apparently a movie may have the word fuck said three times and gain a PG rating.
<knowfords> depending on the context
<Strange1> I said fuck heaps of times in a PG movie once, the usher told me to get out!!

Quote #2288 (+9) [ 2004-09-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Jessica> That's pretty cruel enigma :(
<+Jessica> Not taking a chance with people because they're ugly
<@enigma> no, not ugly
<@enigma> they weren't ugly
<@enigma> they were possibly alright looking
<@DrillSGT> Just ... wearing enough makeup to protect themselves from nuclear fallout?

Quote #3061 (+4) [ 2005-11-01, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> what happens when you hit lvl60?
<Jessica> You turn into a fairy.
<Lombers> lol
<Jessica> And then you realise: you've been a fairy this whole time for playing such a POS game.
<Lombers> but seriously, is that the end of all the fun?
<Jessica> I mean, hello2u pixels.
<Jessica> Nah, you get to go around pwning n00bs.
<Jessica> Its like "IM LVL60 HAX lol i pwn u"
<Jessica> meanwhile the guy is this obese, completely unintelligent thanks to years of msn talk fool with doritos stained fingers and pizza smeared all over his face