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Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #1067 (+5) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #3254 (+3) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #2582 (+1) [ 2005-02-13, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SC88)that DarkNation is a fag
(myne) you wanna hook up?
(Murcalumis) Don't change the subject, we're on the topic of YOUR faggotry right now
(Chadwiko)<SC88> oi how gay is that DarkNation fag
(Chadwiko)<myne you wanna hook up?
(Chadwiko) hahahaha
(PlayingUT2k4) haha
(Murcalumis) lol myne
(PlayingUT2k4) yeah SC88 hes a wanker
(SC88) no shit
(SC88) he never shuts up about his green lights
(SC88) and ub3r case
(PlayingUT2k4)yeah, i wanna stab him in the eye with a pen
(SC88) or whatever
(SC88) and
(SC88) he like is only 14
(SC88) and sittin here tellin me where to go
* PlayingUT2k4 is now knowns as DarkNation
(SC88) when does he usually come online?
(DarkNation) 15 acually
(Murcalumis) AHAHHA
* Quits : SC88
(Chadwiko) hahaha
(Murcalumis)hahahahaha

Quote #1288 (+5) [ 2003-11-08, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> met her back in yr8 in violin lesson
<Rage> then didnt talk to her until i started working at the same place as her
<Chemix> so you watched her develop since yr8
<Rage> no Chemix, i completely ignored her until now
<Chemix> hahahaha
<Chemix> gg
<Disco_Stu> she only just grew tits?
<Rage> actually her ti... HEY!

Quote #2433 (+11) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #1519 (+1) [ 2004-01-14, 15:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squigy> Agg I AM NOTIFIYHING t32h WEB am,astER. SOMEHTING IS WORNG!
<Agg> oh noess!!1
<Squigy> heh, i see you are trained well in the art of 1227.
<Squigy> *fuck.

Quote #249 (+7) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #2573 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 11:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> dunno what's worse, the music played at work is 50% 80's music... or that I recognize most of the songs from GTA:VC

Quote #805 (+7) [ 2003-07-21, 01:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shorty> ther ewas a fly on my monitor
<Shorty> i tried 2 scare it with my cursor

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #1491 (0) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #1993 (+3) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2104 (+8) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #3363 (+2) [ 2006-05-12, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i'm not bitter about movies inaccurately portraying tech stuff.
<FatMan> i don't hate myself for doing engineering.
* FatMan taps gun to head
<aftahours> lol
<FatMan> i'm off to play russian roulette with myself. goodnight.
<FatMan> i swear, fuck razors. real self-destructive people do engineeirng.
<Rage> :S
* bullet has joined #overclockers
<Rage> oh, thats really poor timing bullet.
<aftahours> LOL
* aftahours falls off chair
<FatMan> hahahahaha

Quote #1850 (+2) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #2140 (+6) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #1656 (-4) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #2637 (-4) [ 2005-03-22, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> i have plenty problems, just haven't been diagnosed with them yet :D

Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #1473 (+4) [ 2004-01-04, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> sabretooth is a trained quake whore
<Erve> -quake
<aftahours> rofl Erve
<Erve> j/k j/k j/k * eleventybillion

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2812 (+7) [ 2005-06-03, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> haha, people who dont realise what they are saying on msn
<outonanisl> Jess says:
<outonanisl> if you're bored, pack my shit
<outonanisl> im bored says:
<outonanisl> bend over then
<Agg> fascinating, do go on

Quote #4281 (+3) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #2212 (+5) [ 2004-08-01, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(One``) i couldnt go to a melbourne ocau bbq with free food, because ive got 4 posts, it would be like getting charity

Quote #1322 (-6) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #1174 (+23) [ 2003-10-20, 00:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BOB_LOE): hahaha, my mate from the uk sent me an e-mail y'day saying "is this your e-mail addy still?" i sent one back saying "no" and just got one back saying "shit, whats your new e-mail addy?" then 5 mins later another one comes "hahahaha very funny"

Quote #4313 (+10) [ 2008-05-07, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:10] <tensop-_> argh, every bone in my body aching
[20:11] <fade> y?
[20:11] <One``> i can put another aching bone in your body if you like.
[20:11] <One``> oh wait,that sounds gay.
[20:11] <One``> probably because it is..
[20:11] <InTheFade> rather gay, yes

Quote #1557 (+12) [ 2004-01-27, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> sorry
<Nick> but wtf is Buttsex

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #1091 (+1) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #74 (+6) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #3555 (-3) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #469 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #1291 (+5) [ 2003-11-08, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shard> my dad and sister are both having a sleep, should i:
<Shard> 1) push the test button on the fire alarm
<Shard> or
<Shard> 2) start a real fire under the alarm

Quote #1549 (+12) [ 2004-01-23, 20:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> have a little chip that interfaces with your memory and have its capacity set to something small... like 1gb.
<knowsfords> which allows you to know everything about a certain topic.
<D_Web> I don't think solid state memory can even begin to compare with the brain
<knowsfords> yes, but by the time you can fit 1gb easily on the tip of a pin... you'd think they'd know something about the brain/
<Tommmo> i suggest they use firewire :P
<D_Web> System Availability: 99.4514%
<D_Web> hrmm
<Tommmo> What's that
<Tommmo> ?
<Fod> his brain :)

Quote #4150 (+3) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #1527 (+2) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #2712 (+5) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #4106 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

Quote #2494 (+6) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #1618 (+7) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #1825 (+13) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #4007 (+7) [ 2007-01-12, 15:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

Quote #670 (+8) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #202 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid