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Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #2727 (+2) [ 2005-04-30, 08:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

Quote #1222 (+12) [ 2003-10-26, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nemmy> dad - put the probe in your arse mate
<dad> but it doesnt fit properly
<dad> the pins are so close together

Quote #885 (+5) [ 2003-08-12, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Genital warts on your face? I hate that...

Quote #529 (-1) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #2671 (+7) [ 2005-04-08, 12:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

CapnChron> (iiUsage) Peak: 3.583GB/20GB 18%, Off-Peak: 1.584GB/20GB 8%, Free: 18.848GB
<CapnChron> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 24.015GB Reset Date: 05/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 heavy
<zuus> Current Downstream: 45.87kb/s Current Upstream: 55.21kb/s
--- FragZzZZz is now known as Fragwizard
<cml> (iiUsage) Peak: 110.53MB/12GB 1%, BliinkTime: 141.18MB/12GB 1%, BliinkZone: 2.329GB
<cml> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 2.581GB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: Bliink 512 lite
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Peak: 246.07MB/10GB 2%, BliinkTime: 161MB/10GB 2%, BliinkZone: 7.57MB
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 414.64MB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 medium
<zuus> (iiPenis) Peak: 12 inches, CumTime: 2.36 hours, ShootZone: #rice

Quote #3322 (-1) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #1076 (+2) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #2781 (+8) [ 2005-05-23, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

* WedgieOut is now known as TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> cocksmokers
<FreeFrag> bitch
<Draebor> tramp
<knowsfords> reality show
<FreeFrag> lol
<TheWedgie> ouch
<Draebor> haha
<TheWedgie> BURRNNNNNN
* Draebor makes a mental note not to insult knowsfords

Quote #2064 (+5) [ 2004-06-17, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> O)@%$U)(@!%U@%
<CapnChron> I hate fucking theives
<CapnChron> fucking no respect for bastards like me!
<CapnChron> I finish work
<CapnChron> Goto the gem
<CapnChron> I'm like "Where are the fucking wheels"
<CapnChron> The car was sitting on bricks
<CapnChron> No wheel and no brakes as well
<CapnChron> so I go home, get the wheels and take the brakes off the other gem
<CapnChron> and go back put it on
<CapnChron> Guess what
<CapnChron> Cunts got into the hood of the car and stole my fucking batttery!
<CapnChron> motherfuckers

Quote #856 (+6) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #1292 (-5) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> dreams = teh good
<Largo> it looks so amazing and real, and you dont have to worry about great FPS or lag :D

Quote #1987 (+2) [ 2004-05-21, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well both my athlon rigs have them, and i'm a big fan
<gords> YOU are a big fan?
<gords> :o
<Rik> yeh, he sucks
<Rik> and blows
<Rik> whines alot too

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #3381 (+7) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #1397 (+1) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #1752 (+5) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #4257 (+1) [ 2007-12-19, 15:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

Quote #1130 (+5) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #3527 (+4) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #1602 (+3) [ 2004-02-07, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> shows like the hot house and the block are taking two different "popular" programs on australian tv and combining
<knowsfords> Lifestyle and Reality
<knowsfords> all they need is to throw a pair of cops into the mix and they'll have aussie tv in a single hour long show

Quote #2549 (+3) [ 2005-01-30, 20:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> who's sexy?
<David> me?
<BenX> unlikely

Quote #3927 (-6) [ 2006-12-24, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I carry the one house key on me - the flyscreen key - because it's the only doors that are locked.
<myne> hahaha biatch end it now
<myne> if you top your own idiot list
<biatch> Okay, so, going out to dinner and I decide I'd better shut the sliding glass doors just incase!
<myne> you've got nothing left
<biatch> The rest of my house keys are in the car. They're never used
<Sniper165> and you didnt take a sliding door key
<biatch> Bingo!
<biatch> It was in the car.
<biatch> The fucking CAR keys were in the HOUSE
<Deanodrvr> damn
<outy> hahaha
<outy> biatch said fucking
<brod|afk> lol
<biatch> I couldn't get into the house because the keys were in the car, and I couldn't get in the car because those fuckers were in the house!
<outy> what did you do?
<myne> scream like a banshee I suspect
<outy> should have waited for santa, that bastard will sneak in ya chimney

Quote #2082 (+11) [ 2004-06-26, 17:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> this morning i went downstairs to tell the building manager my airconditioner's not working and he had some cute girl there with him (works for the same company) and she was saying the whole building's the same, they're all not working, and i think she was there to keep people happy
<eDust> you can't get angry with a good looking girl like that
<@gords> haha
<@D_Web> hahaha
<WedgieDC> lol
<eDust> and she said it's getting fixed monday, and i'm thinking, what? how can i survive without airconditioning, but she's smiling heaps... so i just walked away smiling

Quote #1089 (-1) [ 2003-10-08, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

Quote #1192 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> on the side of a bus i see an ad with four girls in bikinis
<yy> it goes
<yy> "why do one... dufour"
<yy> then i crack up like a spastic.
<Sciby> What's a dufour?
<Borg-Work> lol
<Borg-Work> n00b
<Sciby> lol, stfu.
<Sciby> Oh, wait. No lol.
* Wolfy wonders if Sciby knows what is going on .. yet
<Sciby> Yes, I know what's going on. I don't pay that much attention to deodorant...
* Borg-Work dcc's sciby a clue.exe

Quote #3125 (0) [ 2005-12-09, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zenx> i've been on the phone since 8pm
<zenx> my goodness..
<zenx> 6hrs and 45min
<Lo_Pan> why
<SirPNut> Lo_Pan: zenx has a LDR with his boyfriend
<Lo_Pan> lel
<zenx> LDR?
<SirPNut> and even though zenx lacks stamina, his boyfriend doesnt
<Cyclops> ew
<zenx> FYI it's a chick
<Lo_Pan> called bruce

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #526 (+4) [ 2003-05-05, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hailmary> Its my Birthhhhdayyyyyy
<Maxwell> has your male stripper arrived yet?
<hailmary> yeh three mintues ago

Quote #3495 (+2) [ 2006-08-06, 16:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

< beta> I dont know alot about linux
< devians__> you dont seem to know much about anything beta

Quote #1407 (-1) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #2591 (+3) [ 2005-02-17, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ One`` ] my cars beginning to rust, even though i spray it with WD40

Quote #1745 (+9) [ 2004-03-15, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> prerequisites to talking on this channel: you must be female, unless you are male

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #2440 (+1) [ 2004-12-19, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> wicket!
<Iroquois> 2/34, target 564
<INerTIal> thanks Iroquois but if i wanted the score i'm sure there are a hundred or so websites will to give me it
<Reaver> thanks INerTIal, but if I wanted a smartarse i'd talk to One``
<Reaver> :)
<Draffa> lol
<INerTIal> gah
<Draffa> he's got you there INerTIal :D

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #1138 (-10) [ 2003-10-15, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> that's a load of crap
<yale_work> fod said it well, but I would have phrased it better.

Quote #1706 (+4) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #900 (+10) [ 2003-08-13, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> How does a prepubesent teenager have xeons?
<Erve> oh he's in Hobart
<Erve> he got his sister to pay him for sex, that explains it
<Erve> :redface:

Quote #2868 (+6) [ 2005-07-10, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@inferno) FUCK
(@inferno) i just watched a porno
(@inferno) and i realised it showed on my MSN
[@tom] haha

Quote #2614 (0) [ 2005-02-27, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): DAMNIT just spent 2 hours downloading a divx, some bastard has dubbed it in spanish without me noticing

Quote #2803 (-2) [ 2005-05-31, 09:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> ugbox is three this year
<Strange1> :O Same as my IQUE! ;)
<Crudmuffin> hehe

Quote #2851 (+5) [ 2005-06-27, 10:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Heh, our goldfish have been sexing each other
<outonanisl> lol
<outonanisl> how can you tell ?
<Mnz|WORK> the male's smoking, the female has a disappointed look on her face...

Quote #4244 (+4) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #483 (+5) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #3077 (-1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #39 (+20) [ 2002-10-28, 07:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :(
*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<sabretooth> Gee, it doesn't quite fit :)
<Cav> oh dear god...
* Cav is never going to live this one down

Quote #1062 (-1) [ 2003-10-03, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLiPSiDE> the cop was giving him shit and asked what he was doin in the maccas car park
<FLiPSiDE> he sed he was waiting for them to open for breakfast
<FLiPSiDE> she saw the maccas in the back of the car already
<FLiPSiDE> and sed "oh bit of a pig are we"
<FLiPSiDE> and he sed "no, u're the one in the blu uniform"

Quote #4159 (+8) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared