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Quote #630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #633 (+5) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #642 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #754 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #806 (+5) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #823 (+5) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #856 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #874 (+5) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #902 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 19:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> lo chas
<Chastity> hey Bleeter
<Chastity> Oh I'll dig out my network card when I get off my arse next :-P
<Bleeter> why u got a NIC up yer arse chas?

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #961 (+5) [ 2003-08-28, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

Quote #1055 (+5) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #1068 (+5) [ 2003-10-04, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> im so behind :P
<Matthew> i feel noobie again
<Fod> again?

Quote #1075 (+5) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1099 (+5) [ 2003-10-10, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MasterOfW0 has quit IRC (Quit: Lol- http://www.tubgirl.com Disgusting warning, dont open when there are other people around. not reccommened for children)
<Hibba[a]> right.....
<Hibba[a]> freak
<live-evil> yeh man hes original ...
<live-evil> he posted tubgirl...
<Falkor[A]> lol
<Falkor[A]> how is that not pr0n? :
<Falkor[A]> :P
<INerTIal> if you think tubgirl is pron you have a sick and twisted little mind
<INerTIal> and can i have your phone number
<Falkor[A]> 1900 tubgirl
* INerTIal dials
<INerTIal> damn engagaed

Quote #1105 (+5) [ 2003-10-11, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> but the naked girl in my bed will still be there tomorrow, so I'll keep you posted.
<sabretooth> Agg: when does she regain consciousness?
<MonoFOLD> as soon as the rohypnol wears off
<Rage> <Lurks> Agg has a naked girl in bed and he is on IRC <-- Addict...
<Lurks> AGG IS A REALL GEEK

Quote #1127 (+5) [ 2003-10-13, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mooksta> What's news?
<echelon> Smartarse Answer:
<echelon> news ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nz, nyz)
<echelon> pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
<echelon> Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
<echelon> A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
<echelon> New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
<echelon> Newsworthy material: a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news (James Atlas).
<echelon> Non Smartarse answer:
<echelon> I'm getting a car, Saga is getting a new computer, Nozz is idling along with Omi, Wardog is STILL sleeping and Sponge is in and out.

Quote #1128 (+5) [ 2003-10-13, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pokebiatch.jpg <---*chuckle* Have a guess at what it is before you open it. I know it certianly wasn't what I was expecting.
<bh> WHAT THE FUCK FREEFAG
<bh> KILL IT WITH FIRE
<afta[DVD]> lol bh..
<biatch> How rood.
<FreeFrag> oh, hello biatch :)
<Quadbox> FreeFrag: Can you please provide couselling, for conditions arising from seeing that image? :p
* Poo[hw] feels optic nerve burning
<Daemon> what the?!
<Poo[hw]> MY EYES
<FreeFrag> Quadbox, /pm biatch
* Reaver huddles in corner muttering "kill me now..."
<Snufkin`> omg
<Daemon> FreeFrag: what the hell is that!
<Snufkin`> mine eyes
<FreeFrag> Now guys, keeping in mind the last link, what do you think this is? http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pricklypete.jpg
<Snufkin`> FreeFrag made the baby Snufkin` cry :`(
<RoCaErIx_> FreeFrag ROFL
<Poo[hw]> FreeFrag: LOL what a champion
<Reaver> goddammit FreeFrag you're pulling out all the stops

Quote #1130 (+5) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #1134 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."

Quote #1142 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 07:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my plan becomes more viable...
<knowsfords> Rage: no matter how much you dream, an army of automatic ice cream scoops isn't going to give you world wide supremecy
<Rage> bugger
<Rage> guess i'll just have to continue scooping them manually

Quote #1144 (+5) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #1175 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #1215 (+5) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #1221 (+5) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #1283 (+5) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #1287 (+5) [ 2003-11-08, 00:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> dam that ep rocked miina is such a cutey
* Jester chuddles up to Miina-san
<Rickster-> I think you are way to obsesed with anime
<Jester> Pfft stfu i'd hardly say that i'm obsessed. *rollseyes*
<Jester> bbl
* Quits: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com) (Quit: ..)
* Joins: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com)
<Jester> oh and yes im aware of my bloody hostname stfu
* Quits: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com) (Quit: ..)
<Rickster-> .. no comment

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #1319 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #1386 (+5) [ 2003-11-27, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Man.. I hate it when my mum is home
<yale_work> CapnChron, can't fuck your sister on the kitchen bench?
<CapnChron> lol
<CapnChron> no, even worse!
<CapnChron> Mum's bed!

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1420 (+5) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #1426 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 17:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<passedoutkitten> life sucks and i swallow like the two dollar whore that i am.
<Apoc> wait
<Apoc> $2?
<Apoc> where the fuck is my change?!?!

Quote #1429 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

Quote #1432 (+5) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #1436 (+5) [ 2003-12-12, 02:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> okay guys, WTF! I just turned off my PC to install a new HDD, while I'm doing it I hear a bang, sounds like metal against metal though I didn't see anything move!
<Reaver> any ideas?
<Erve> you blew the welds on your intake manifold

Quote #1459 (+5) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #1520 (+5) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P

Quote #1571 (+5) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out

Quote #1596 (+5) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #1609 (+5) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone