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Quote #1617 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #1619 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 21:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Chris: It's obviously Nissans fault that guy crashed his Skyline... I mean, Nissan are so great, but they can't make an uncrashable car? What is up with that? Nissan suck balls. :P

Quote #1674 (+5) [ 2004-02-22, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Draebor> were the rides any good?
<@DDsD|moofi> Yeah they were.. except i didnt go on any of them.. was too busy being jaded
<@Draebor> ahh fucker :) that was my main reason for wanting to go
<@DDsD|moofi> What, being Jaded? or using the rides? ;p
<@Draebor> rides damnit
<@DDsD|moofi> Heh, yeah.. i was going to say you can be Jaded at home -> http://www.jadedraver.com/
<@Draebor> pfft i could show superstar dj's how to take a dump
<Fod|Food> but you wouldn't have chix00rs offering to wipe for you :)

Quote #1683 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #1934 (+5) [ 2004-05-07, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PsychoMatt was kicked by Sticks ( I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you? )

Quote #1754 (+5) [ 2004-03-21, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stinger> f00k lets start a tv network called JBN
<Stinger> Jesus Broadcasting Network
<Stinger> and show softcore porn all day

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1830 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #1860 (+5) [ 2004-04-19, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<babu> i ordered the most expensive sushi thing for dinner tonight
<babu> and this one bit was like
<babu> sea urchin
<babu> but it just looked like fuckin fried egg
<babu> i've never tasted anything so fucking disgusting in my life
<babu> and i'm korean, we eat loads of odd shit

Quote #1864 (+5) [ 2004-04-22, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> wanted: Sexy, thin, huge jugged hot chicks to pay to have sex with Erve
<Erve> they should be grovelling for the privledge
<Erve> them and their mothers

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1949 (+5) [ 2004-05-11, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> is there any way to find out who has registered a particular domain name?
<Mred32> whois whois
<Mred32> whoisnt whoisnt
<Mred32> Why Why is is there there 2 2 of of each each word? word?
<Mred32> wtf wtf
<Lombers> hehe
<Lombers> Mred32: turn off echo :)
<Agg> ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr ffuullll dduupplleexx
<Mred32> this this is is shitting shitting me me.
<Mred32> its its only only this this window window
* Mred32 has left #ocau
<Agg> lol @ mred
* Mred32 has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Mred32
<Agg> i thought he was just being silly
<Mred32> hmm
<Lombers> lol
<Mred32> ha, fixed

Quote #1972 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Micle> u weant that cd player?
<Micle> old one
<nko> nup, why?
<Micle> my sister wants a cd player for her car
<nko> $50
<Micle> my sister offers $20
<nko> $50
<Micle> $30
<nko> $50
<Micle> $35
<nko> $50
<Micle> $40???
<nko> $50
<Micle> punk arse lil bitch
<nko> $50
<Micle> alrite
<Micle> that was my sister typing
<Micle> i told her you wont negotiate
<nko> ;)

Quote #1980 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1998 (+5) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #2013 (+5) [ 2004-05-30, 13:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodzilla> any of you guys know Perl?
<Erve> yeah I know her.
<Erve> seen her around sometimes
<eDust> i hate Perl
<eDust> she's ugly
<@Crudmuffin> Not only is she ugly, she's a bitch to get along with
<@Crudmuffin> Occasionally she's nice, but then she just cracks it and it takes you a lifetime to get everything kosher again.

Quote #2044 (+5) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.

Quote #2075 (+5) [ 2004-06-23, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@sniperA64> DOOM3 coming 03-08-04
<Crudmuffin> sniperA64: You dont' mean coming 03-04-08?
<@Manaz> Nah, that's HL2
<Crudmuffin> you mean they're not the same game?
<Crudmuffin> :)
<@Manaz> Don't even ask about Duke Nukem Forever :P
<enigma> damnit, manaz beat me

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2270 (+5) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #2280 (+5) [ 2004-09-08, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Manaz: Your on a kicking nazi streak tonight
<FreeFrag> *You're
<V8R[zzz]> !seen swifty
<FreeFrag> !seen the last n00ba who called an admin a nazi
* Z sets mode: +b *!*thetron@*.QLD.netspace.net.au
* thetron was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Do NOT call channel ops Nazis. See you in 24 hours)
<FreeFrag> Oh, there he goes.
<Jab> lol nice call Manaz
<Manaz> He says one thing all night, and it gets him banned for 24 hours. Choice.
<MoonSha> thetron contributes a fuckload more to OCAU than you Z
<Wiz> Z doesn't really say much
* Z sets mode: +b *!*BC@144.136.255.*
* MoonSha was kicked by Z ((Manaz) later)
<Z> ah fuck you all
<Z> these op nazi's aint that bad

Quote #2307 (+5) [ 2004-09-28, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> should make for interesting viewing :)
<Crudmuffin> They should have 'neighbours' and 'neighbours up late'
<Crudmuffin> the quick kiss for prime-time
<Crudmuffin> then the make out and double-penetration lesbian sex for 9pm
<Crudmuffin> I can't believe I just said that
<brembo`> ahaha
<Rage> :O

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2388 (+5) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2429 (+5) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2522 (+5) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #2573 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 11:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> dunno what's worse, the music played at work is 50% 80's music... or that I recognize most of the songs from GTA:VC

Quote #2575 (+5) [ 2005-02-10, 13:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> zing.
<DJStudd> zong
<DJStudd> Is that a borg version of Ping? Pong!
<DJStudd> ?
<Wildhorse> star trek nerd
<DJStudd> rofl, I've never watched a full episode in my life
<Wildhorse> bullcrap
<Wildhorse> you have watched several with me
<Wildhorse> and how about the time you came and saw it at the movies
<Wildhorse> and that nemesis dvd you had/have
<Tatey> pwned

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series

Quote #2616 (+5) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #2660 (+5) [ 2005-04-01, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Topic is 'www.overclockers.com.au - It's April Fools day - kinda like the channel having it's own day....'
*** Set by Sticks on Fri Apr 01 07:27:29

Quote #2672 (+5) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #2677 (+5) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #2712 (+5) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #2742 (+5) [ 2005-05-10, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> "anyone who has even one copy of an unreleased film, software program or music file in a shared folder could be subjected to prison terms and fines of up to three years."
<Sancho> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS
<Sancho> my folder isnt shared :P

Quote #2753 (+5) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #2777 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ fLy]: i'd be a dirty liar if i said i wasnt drunk
[ fLy]: im glad i got that off my chest
* fLy drinks up
[ fLy]: p.s i may have injured my pancreas in a freak accident involving myself and some wet tiles