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Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #717 (+9) [ 2003-07-03, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> my brother found out why his XBs alloy head crossflow 250 isnt as powerful as it should be
<knowsfords> the rings are shot... so he is getting it rebuilt
<Falkor> My sister figured out why her car isn't as powerful as other cars.
<Falkor> Its a daewoo.

Quote #1156 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> this is the best confession EVER
<WhiteyFord> http://grouphug.us/confessions/060751961
<Rik> hahahah
<Rik> nasty
<knowsfords> bahaha
<knowsfords> it wasnt dog crap
<knowsfords> it was the shit for his brains seeping out
<wild> lmao

Quote #2959 (+4) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #1043 (+9) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #33 (+14) [ 2002-10-27, 11:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

Quote #4055 (+1) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #366 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #159 (+4) [ 2002-12-12, 10:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Womb0> o0o0o0o big words
<Womb0> i am illetirate

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #162 (+25) [ 2002-12-14, 05:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, I'd like to lodge a formal complaint about your Administrator sabretooth as he has harassed me this night.
<Agg> FreeFrag - I'd like you to stfu n00b. :)

Quote #4051 (+6) [ 2007-03-11, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

Quote #1604 (+2) [ 2004-02-08, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, i had an anal teacher, MadHatter
<Decker> so thats where you learnt anal
<Cav> really funny, asshat..
<Decker> you said it
* Decker just caught the pass

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #1088 (+3) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #2643 (+1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I don't remember him, which one was he?
<FatMan> the metro fag?
<Jayci> the brit
<FatMan> close enough

Quote #425 (+6) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #1525 (+9) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #1278 (+6) [ 2003-11-04, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draebor hands DDsD a hashcookie
<DDsD> pfft hash?
<DDsD> hash is for n00bs :p
<DDsD> How about a cokecookie? =D

Quote #222 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #2569 (+3) [ 2005-02-06, 15:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> Flora you told him our secret? :|
<Flora> I'm sorry!
<David> :'(
<Flora> I blurted it out in a dream!
<David> I splurted it out in a dream also!
<Flora> rofl

Quote #3173 (+7) [ 2006-01-06, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> In the interim, I will eat.
<Narcolepsy> It'll fill in time, and the hole in my stomach.
<Narcolepsy> OMG!
<Narcolepsy> THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
<Narcolepsy> Oh, wait, metaphorical.
<Narcolepsy> nm, calm down.
<Narcolepsy> The boredom goes *POW*

Quote #2767 (+1) [ 2005-05-19, 14:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Flooble> i'm actually just bumming around town waiting for the ferry to kao tao?
<@Flooble> to tan?
<@Flooble> ko tan?
<@Scary> no idea
<@Scary> all thai words sound like food to me

Quote #1442 (+44) [ 2003-12-15, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> trojan scanners dont work Firemoth
<Firemoth> ?
<Tensop> last week, i walk into my room and theres this big fucking wooden horse in the middle of my room

Quote #1741 (+4) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #3259 (+7) [ 2006-02-15, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> <outy> ffs i spend at least 16hours a day on irc, i can comprehend anything <-- You cultivate deep understanding like eskimos cultivate sweet pineapples

Quote #216 (+12) [ 2002-12-30, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<orlock> every time a flash animation appears on screen i jerk the mouse
<Darkness> I bet the mouse isn't complaining.

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #713 (+27) [ 2003-06-30, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> i got spam from agg
<Agg> i'm in a lot of address books :)
<Agg> check the headers, i bet it's not from iinet
<yy> with the title that says: "i can't believe a 18 year old girl can handle a horse"
<Agg> oh no, that one was really from me :)

Quote #9 (+15) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage-sifnt> ffs, i have a WHOLE cow stuck in my braces
<othy> Rage-sifnt, i can think of worse places to have a whole cow stuck
<knowsfords> othy: in a barn?

Quote #2827 (+4) [ 2005-06-17, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): i do beleive that... if the company that makes the smiley banners, and jamster combined... they would become an empire so evil, so spamtastic that they could take over the world.

Quote #1655 (+4) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #473 (+12) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #1109 (+13) [ 2003-10-12, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phishnchip rolls eyes
* Agg catches them and rolls them back

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #4186 (+6) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #1607 (+4) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #1618 (+7) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #950 (+3) [ 2003-08-25, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got my hands on a bass, we should have a jam
<echelon> (Bass as in the guitar, not the fish. That would make gross jam)

Quote #2657 (+8) [ 2005-03-31, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> most chicks comment on how they wish they were lesbians around me

Quote #3246 (+6) [ 2006-02-10, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- Bostik has joined...
<Bostik> well, that was the stupidest thing i have done in a while
<Bostik> i applied for a job while high
<Rara_Avis> lol
<Rara_Avis> how'd it go?
<Bostik> i knew it was going to go badly. the first thing i did once i got to Burnside was walk into a glass door.

Quote #2582 (+1) [ 2005-02-13, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SC88)that DarkNation is a fag
(myne) you wanna hook up?
(Murcalumis) Don't change the subject, we're on the topic of YOUR faggotry right now
(Chadwiko)<SC88> oi how gay is that DarkNation fag
(Chadwiko)<myne you wanna hook up?
(Chadwiko) hahahaha
(PlayingUT2k4) haha
(Murcalumis) lol myne
(PlayingUT2k4) yeah SC88 hes a wanker
(SC88) no shit
(SC88) he never shuts up about his green lights
(SC88) and ub3r case
(PlayingUT2k4)yeah, i wanna stab him in the eye with a pen
(SC88) or whatever
(SC88) and
(SC88) he like is only 14
(SC88) and sittin here tellin me where to go
* PlayingUT2k4 is now knowns as DarkNation
(SC88) when does he usually come online?
(DarkNation) 15 acually
(Murcalumis) AHAHHA
* Quits : SC88
(Chadwiko) hahaha
(Murcalumis)hahahahaha

Quote #951 (+2) [ 2003-08-25, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> wrist watches suck because I can't run Notepad.exe on them :(

Quote #3494 (+10) [ 2006-08-06, 13:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> beta was a bad boy. he was evil. he shall not be missed and the intentions of the asteroid shall be viewed as peaceful
<Teddybear> beta got banned?
<Teddybear> wow, there must be a god up there
<Shaun> Beta got banned? What caused that?
<Asteroid> Beta being himself?
<One``> beta was banned?
<Teddybear> and people wonder how rumours start
<Teddybear> :p
* beta (aimmig@203-217-35-171.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Teddybear> BWAHAHA...

Quote #2483 (+3) [ 2005-01-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Aedan_18> maybe i should just do an all nighter
<bungs> i stayed up for 40hrs straight when i was up on the gold coast hehe
<Aedan_18> i stayed up 60hours and worked
<outonanisl> i stayed up for 150 hours, note to self, dont take that much viagra at once

Quote #96 (+11) [ 2002-11-19, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

Quote #1708 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Still have to work out what im gunan do for net access when i get there though :/
<brembo`> 2 cans and some string
<Strange1> Ive been trying that, I think I have the wrong cans though :(
<Strange1> The second can wont fit in my USB port, what is wrong?
<Fod> you didn't hammer the first one in hard enough
<Strange1> The first one is fine, its the second one that is still leaking beans
<Fod> packetloss