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Quote #1170 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan?
<Quadbox> <thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan? <-- fsck
<Quadbox> thetron: Which filesystem?
<yale_code> fsck j0o!
<thetron> Redhat 9.0
<m[a]zzanet> lol
<yale_code> bwahahahah
<Quadbox> thetron: Filesystem, not distro version. EXT3? Reiserfs?
<thetron> Quadbox yep. me think so

Quote #3525 (+4) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> On playing Othello - "I didn't realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don't mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping the baddest babes on the planet. The he falls in love with some teenager and loses his fucking mind. I don't like that idea at all. I mean, how stupid was he?"
* MadHatter falls off his chair
<deepspring> lol
* irvo44 has quit IRC (Quit)
<brod|bmxor> lmao
<Remote> MadHatter, link to this gold?
<deepspring> link us oh masterful master (beta)
* brod|bmxor dons www.overclockers.com.au/ubuntu/powered by sapphire stickered helmet
<MadHatter> find it on imdb under his quotes
<knowsfjord> "I'm sick of these motherfucking shakespear plays on this motherfucking stage"

Quote #4051 (+5) [ 2007-03-11, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #4255 (+9) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #218 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #957 (+11) [ 2003-08-27, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pure-delight> ppl tell lies a lot - on my icq i put my details as being only 13 years old because i did not want strangers trying to have cybersex with me
<RoSWeLL> lol and what would stop them ?
<RoSWeLL> i thought it would encourage them more

Quote #1971 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #2097 (+10) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #131 (+4) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #773 (+9) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #2332 (+8) [ 2004-10-15, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hangon, they charge you for the sauce? bastards.
<predder> like 30 cents!
<Agg> damn those capitalist swine.
<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. What's up? Nothing's up, I'm sitting in irc, wtf is up with you, homey-g dawg bro nizzle-shizzle bizniatch?
<GFORCE> Hey Agg whats cracking?
<Agg> removing copyright-protection from software, GFORCE.
<Agg> that's what cracking is.

Quote #3552 (+3) [ 2006-09-13, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddywork> all you have to do is say "autodesk" and "crash" and bang, computer dies
* Quits: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210)
<Teddywork> FFs

Quote #642 (+7) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #3358 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsykoSmily> or just buy a chimp and have sex with that
<Recharge> great minds..
[edj] nah... that's just way too michael jackson
<PsykoSmily> lol
<PsykoSmily> you could train the monkey to give perfect head everytime
<PsykoSmily> anyway...
<PsykoSmily> another topic.
* PsykoSmily whistles
<Recharge> oooooooooooook
[edj] yeah, but think of how painful it can get when it instinctively thinks it has to peel the banana first
<PsykoSmily> LOL
<Recharge> you've put far too much imagination into that thought

Quote #4159 (+7) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

Quote #1827 (+4) [ 2004-04-13, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i know agg was getting the servers installed as a bday present for me.
<aftahours> ;)
<Hunter> aftahours, is this before or after mum and dad told you the easter bunny wasnt real? :P

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #188 (+4) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #1797 (+8) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #4303 (+2) [ 2008-04-27, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cavalier> lawl...a HJ commercial just came on TV
<brodsta> The burgers are better....
* bungs has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
<recon> food prepared by 14 year olds ftw
<brodsta> You haven't had grease till you've had adolescent acne
<recon> D:

Quote #2447 (+3) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #2404 (+1) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #1603 (+1) [ 2004-02-08, 12:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> slip enough money into my g-string and i'd eat anything

Quote #1320 (+2) [ 2003-11-13, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

Quote #4252 (+4) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #1233 (+7) [ 2003-10-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): I'm reading a book on 'dealing with difficult people'
(@Agg): does it have a section on handguns?

Quote #1924 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #1742 (+7) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #2246 (+4) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #220 (+18) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #3287 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #3051 (+2) [ 2005-10-28, 09:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

oli: any car knowledgable people here?
Grosby: what do you need to know about a car?
oli: ive got a car sitting in the driveway with a jack under one side, and two piles of bricks on the other
oli: a monaro
oli: :(
Grosby: You live in Ipswich?

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #870 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we climbed on those big boats parked outside t42
<Sponge> some cunt was sleeping on there and opened the door and told us to get the fuck off his boat

Quote #1317 (+7) [ 2003-11-13, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1158 (+3) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #3246 (+5) [ 2006-02-10, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- Bostik has joined...
<Bostik> well, that was the stupidest thing i have done in a while
<Bostik> i applied for a job while high
<Rara_Avis> lol
<Rara_Avis> how'd it go?
<Bostik> i knew it was going to go badly. the first thing i did once i got to Burnside was walk into a glass door.

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.