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Quote #1381 (+2) [ 2003-11-27, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> damnit. just realised mum's gonna wake me up at 8am again
<Rage> :(
<MadHatter> ohh, poor you
<Eazy> wake her first.
<MadHatter> 8am... wow!
<Rage> lol
<Rage> the thing is: i'm on holidays
<MadHatter> what ever will you do :/
<Rage> damnit
<Agg> keep a mouthful of pea soup ready, and spit it at her, screaming profanities while your head spins completely around.
<Eazy> lol
<Rage> heh
<Agg> she'll never wake you up again.
<MadHatter> lol
<biatch> haha

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #1647 (+8) [ 2004-02-16, 16:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> girl the other day offered an abo a blowjob
<Junkz> the abo swore at her and said "i dont want no fucken job bitch!"

Quote #4309 (+10) [ 2008-05-04, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<friction> it's evident, by the per capital death rate in car crashes in Japan, versus the United States, since 1974, you were 85% more likely to die in a car crash in Japan than in the US
<Evangel> <Citation needed>
* rodgrech (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit)
<friction> the cato institute
<Lemming> <Many Citations Needed>
<Lemming> link?
<Evangel> <Citation needed> doesn't mean say some institute, it means give us the source material
<ace234> friction, lesson 1 in the interwebs, when the entire channel says youre an idiot, /quit

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #3201 (+5) [ 2006-01-15, 16:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> I *was* going to diss your choice of music, but then realised I was listening to Outkast.

Quote #3244 (+6) [ 2006-02-05, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> *removed by request of csimpson because his girlfriend browses this site*

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #1199 (+8) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #2526 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Nick ] it rocks
[ @Nick ] goin to hong kong tomorrow
[ gords ] whatcha doing over there, Nick?
[ David ] asian chicks, of course :)
[ David ] uh-oh, would that score me a K-Line? :|

Quote #1982 (+11) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #78 (+16) [ 2002-11-17, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> you know eating toast upside down accually makes it taste kinda different
<knowsfords> Jester: I have noticed that too.
<knowsfords> now we can get a government research grant to find out why

Quote #3255 (+2) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #199 (+10) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #3474 (+3) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #185 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #1314 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #1968 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 01:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> "glistening in the heat of bat" is a phrase i never ever wish to see you type again, Sticks

Quote #133 (+9) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #1159 (+1) [ 2003-10-18, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chemix) i'd join one of those alien religions, then when their not looking, i'd steal the aliens computer.
(Chemix) if that alien can use his computer for calculating space travel, could you imagine the fps you'd get in quake3

Quote #1860 (+4) [ 2004-04-19, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<babu> i ordered the most expensive sushi thing for dinner tonight
<babu> and this one bit was like
<babu> sea urchin
<babu> but it just looked like fuckin fried egg
<babu> i've never tasted anything so fucking disgusting in my life
<babu> and i'm korean, we eat loads of odd shit

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1617 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #985 (+8) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #1571 (+6) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #22 (+1) [ 2002-10-25, 07:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

Quote #2959 (+2) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #3270 (+2) [ 2006-02-25, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> FreeFrag: Most of the news is copy and paste
<FreeFrag> thetron, no, it clearly isn't.
<FreeFrag> You have to write up a bit about what each news article is about, and you're nto cabapel of doineg taht.
<thetron> I can't understand what you said. Atleast i could spell it right

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #90 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #2372 (+5) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #582 (+14) [ 2003-05-21, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Antihero> Man.
<Antihero> My sister is insane.
<Antihero> "What's your internet account name and password?"
<Antihero> I go "Why?"
<Antihero> And she goes "I'm going to cancel it."
<Antihero> I'm like "What the fuck?"
<Antihero> Then she calls my step dad and he starts telling me off.
<Antihero> My family is insane.
<Antihero> I go "What the hell are you on about?"
<Antihero> And he goes "I don't know."
<Monkfights> Hahahahah!
<Monkfights> Gold. Pure gold.

Quote #1156 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> this is the best confession EVER
<WhiteyFord> http://grouphug.us/confessions/060751961
<Rik> hahahah
<Rik> nasty
<knowsfords> bahaha
<knowsfords> it wasnt dog crap
<knowsfords> it was the shit for his brains seeping out
<wild> lmao

Quote #2819 (+29) [ 2005-06-13, 10:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ eli]: I wouldn't tow anything with an mx5
[ eli]: lol
[ David]: except for chicks
[ Fragwizard]: lol
[ Jessica]: Um
[ Jessica]: Wow, you tow females?
* Jessica stifles laugher
[ Jessica]: Well, if she's too big to fit in the car, I guess that's always um.. an option..
[ Jessica]: Whatever suits you, I guess.
* mazzanet tows Jessica
[ Jessica]: ...

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #148 (+11) [ 2002-12-09, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Mitchee> Agg: Theres sooo many from #overclockers on there it isnt funny! <-- err, probably because it's an #overclockers quote archive

Quote #1002 (+84) [ 2003-09-06, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BuGGeReD> was having pies for lunch
<BuGGeReD> got em out of the freezer..cooked em...put sauce all over em....bastards were apple pies

Quote #2674 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 11:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): lol, someones patented the DNA sequence to tomatos
(Kim): rofl wtf?
(Tensop): "you say tgtcttataa catatagtct tttaaggaaa aacaaattta gaaaaaaaat aatattattt i say gttagataag acgtttaaat tgggcggata gagttacttt atttttcact gtcatatgtt" :P

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #2451 (+12) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #1924 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #286 (+6) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #208 (+1) [ 2002-12-24, 08:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> K|dDO: come down to melbourne, they have been seen roaming the streets down here
<dspringau> Lurks: tasmanians aren't wild life