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Quote #435 (+9) [ 2003-03-31, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|A> LOL @ the Iraq Ambassador on Channel Seven :D
<bundy> whats he said this time?
* Madhatter cbf turning the tv on
<Draffa|A> bundy: he was turning blue in the face refuting coalition photos of military gear in residential areas, and UN reports saying Iraq still had anthrax and nerve gas
<Draffa|A> he was about to explode :)
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> suicide ambassadors
<Madhatter> the next line of offense!

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #1522 (+4) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #3500 (-1) [ 2006-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

acework: beta are you failing english :)
beta: no D:
beta: our standereds are falling

Quote #2975 (+9) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #2440 (+1) [ 2004-12-19, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> wicket!
<Iroquois> 2/34, target 564
<INerTIal> thanks Iroquois but if i wanted the score i'm sure there are a hundred or so websites will to give me it
<Reaver> thanks INerTIal, but if I wanted a smartarse i'd talk to One``
<Reaver> :)
<Draffa> lol
<INerTIal> gah
<Draffa> he's got you there INerTIal :D

Quote #3273 (+2) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #1188 (-3) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #785 (+7) [ 2003-07-15, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@DNT-PSH-ME> im boreddddddd
<@_NeMeSiS_> Whack It.
<@DNT-PSH-ME> already did
<@_NeMeSiS_> Only once?

Quote #179 (+13) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #451 (+9) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?

Quote #2591 (+2) [ 2005-02-17, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ One`` ] my cars beginning to rust, even though i spray it with WD40

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #694 (+9) [ 2003-06-24, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> umm, what happened just before, when everyone died and lived again?
<Agg> netsplit
<Agg> it's a glitch in the matrix
<Agg> it happens when they change something

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #216 (+12) [ 2002-12-30, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<orlock> every time a flash animation appears on screen i jerk the mouse
<Darkness> I bet the mouse isn't complaining.

Quote #1793 (+8) [ 2004-03-31, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

Quote #2327 (+9) [ 2004-10-13, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> (omgomgomgi'monircandtalkingtoagirlarealgirlaboutbreasts)

Quote #926 (-3) [ 2003-08-18, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> all of a sudden I feel like a caramello koala
<Rik> all gooey?
<knowsfords> not literally of course

Quote #2550 (+12) [ 2005-01-31, 00:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> haha.. someone just responded to a "happy birthday from the forums" email:
<@Agg> PLEASE DON'T USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
<@Agg> THANK YOU
<@Agg> EX WIFE

Quote #838 (+3) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #617 (-1) [ 2003-06-02, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bam> atoms is ur mum a milf?
<atoms> i drunk milk to

Quote #3127 (+2) [ 2005-12-10, 00:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eNeb`Destero> what is his real name?
<Daemo> whats it matter? just use his online name
<Daemo> 90% of people call me Daemo in real life too
<eNeb`Destero> ok i got his ip dont worry
<Daemo> you gonna call him by his IP address?
<Daemo> hey, 61.9.128.13, get your ass over here now!

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #4289 (+2) [ 2008-03-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<falkor> why do you want to go to manilla? :/
<knowsfjord> he wants to visit the factory where they make all the folders

Quote #1218 (+15) [ 2003-10-25, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aftahours) Heh, don't ever try making your password for hotmail 'penis' it says it's not long enough :(

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #1510 (+6) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #2467 (+3) [ 2005-01-04, 20:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to '<neolithic> some bitch was right up me <biatch> Better than re-stuffing when he gets fatter :P'

Quote #1875 (+10) [ 2004-04-25, 23:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<element> yes crinos and your the virgin mary
<Crinos> my name isn't mary
<Rage> but he is a virgin

Quote #133 (+8) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #4280 (+4) [ 2008-03-02, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt changes topic to 'refuge: Now with its own hardware franchise!'
<HyperHorse> hardware franchise u say?
<glasnt> Aye.
<HyperHorse> website? pricelist?
<Asteroid> #hardware?
<glasnt> you need to /msg hyperhorse he's the owner. biggest tool in OCAU.
<HyperHorse> no, that would be Mitch01
<HyperHorse> keep trying with the jokes, just dont quit ur day job yet.
<HyperHorse> seriously, is that the best u can do?
<HyperHorse> IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?!??!?
<HyperHorse> is that ALL YOU GOT????
<Rage> Hypothesis: Proven.

Quote #2389 (+4) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #2247 (+4) [ 2004-08-17, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> i need to put my wallet through the wash i think
<Fod> you could say i'd be ... laundering my money
<knowsfords> that was so bad I think you gave me cancer.
<Fod> :D
<Fod> seriously though, it stinks
<knowsfords> like your joke

Quote #1286 (-5) [ 2003-11-07, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> its log, log, everyone loves a log
<Azrael> OMFG
<Azrael> REN N STIMPY
<Azrael> WIN
<Redback> NEW! Log for girls!
<Azrael> Ew
<Azrael> girl log
<Azrael> ick
<Azrael> ... not to say that guy log is bad
<Azrael> GOOD GOOD I MEANT GOOD
<Azrael> FUCKEN
<Redback> bash!
<Azrael> Fuck off!
<Redback> already done!
<Azrael> Fucker!

Quote #1320 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

Quote #3261 (+10) [ 2006-02-19, 01:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

Mug: anyone wanna buy a ceramic white PSP?
Hadamona: no thx
JesterX: does it come with full flush and half flush
Hadamona: lol
JesterX: oh psp, i stopped reading after ceramic white
Agg: Play Station Portaloo

Quote #3413 (+5) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #428 (+3) [ 2003-03-28, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> I don't know much in this world. But there is one thing I know - I want to have lots of sex with Kylie Minogue.

Quote #2622 (+3) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #3257 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i used to think being a system administrator was some glorious job filled with all sorts of wonder. sort of a way to exercise one's god complex. now i realise its fucking boring and stressful :D

Quote #1043 (+9) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #1005 (+1) [ 2003-09-07, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> thetron: Use your brain. The choppers in DC are apaches. Stop looking at the fucking rotors and look at the actual chopper and you'll see they're two different things. Not only were you dropped on the head as a child, but your parents dribbled you down the court for a 2 point lay-up.