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Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #2631 (+1) [ 2005-03-19, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<retz> Http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy2.jpg <-- Which text placement do you prefer? (ignore the crappy tshirt outline, just look at the damn text placement :P)
<Fred_Nurk> well, the outline sucks
<FreeFrag> That's a pretty crappy outline
<EvilElmo> worst outline ever
<retz> I hate you all.

Quote #3357 (+7) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #3273 (+2) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #2896 (+1) [ 2005-07-24, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trenton> hey tim tim
<Eminoir> hello
<Trenton> i need ur assistance
<Trenton> aka. full help
<Trenton> i dont know how to setup thunderbird for gmail
<Eminoir> tried google?
<Trenton> how do i try google?

Quote #4249 (+1) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #1034 (+4) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #1084 (+12) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #1765 (+1) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #1122 (+3) [ 2003-10-13, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Wiz> Something like all bran .. <=- What's wrong with bran???
<Wiz> Nuffin if you are a horse
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> or as old as wiz
<Narcolepsy> Or if you need to be more 'regular'...
<Narcolepsy> Sif regular, I prefer to be all over the place ;)
<Narcolepsy> Wait, that didn't sound so good...

Quote #3138 (+10) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #1991 (+8) [ 2004-05-22, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> I wouldn't trust ANUS Probe as far as I could stand the pain

Quote #4234 (+6) [ 2007-10-24, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Can I just ask a vague question
<Jessica> How many orgasms have you guys had in one day, like.. maximum?
<devians_> zed is dead baby, zed is dead
<brodsta> ....
<sabretooth> :o
<Jessica> Just out of the blue
<nb-au> lol
<Jessica> Like out of interest
<sabretooth> So yeah *cough* back to sliding cars around
<takai[l]> 200mm f1.8s arnt $7000
<sabretooth> The one I saw one eBay was going for about that after currency conversion (GBP)

Quote #2019 (+13) [ 2004-05-31, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna write my application for floor supervisor up tommorow
<@Falkor> in?
<Rage> at work
<Rage> they're gonna promote more people
<eDust> to supervise the floor. you know, to make sure it doesn't stop holding things up, or start acting like a wall

Quote #3111 (+2) [ 2005-11-27, 20:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> uwe boll
<Fod> the man is a genius
<Fod> no doubt about it
<Fod> no one could possibly be that hopeless, so the only alternative is that he's simply misunderstood

Quote #4220 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Broady> groupwork is stupid
<Broady> my group atm, one guy has the database, and hasnt come online, its due on thursday
<brodsta> haha
<glasnt> They make you do groupwork so at job interviews you have an answer too "Tell us about a time when you had to work in a group, but really wanted to kill your group members in their sleep. What was the situation, and what weapon would you use?"

Quote #88 (+6) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #1820 (+2) [ 2004-04-11, 07:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> is it egg day today?
<Draffa> ?
<Draffa> ah, yes
<Grosby> aah shit
<Grosby> I thought it was yesterday :/
<Grosby> ask kids at work what the easter bunny bought them
<Grosby> no wonder why I got odd looks

Quote #2633 (+3) [ 2005-03-20, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<danamania> spoob: if you listen really carefully through good equipment you can hear the steps in the waveform brought on by the existence of discrete quantum energy states.
<gelfie> dana: pfft you must be using some cheapo korean cd player

Quote #4338 (+5) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #1376 (+3) [ 2003-11-24, 16:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Syxx`> (14:49:05) <CapnChron> I ain't having more then 0 kids :P --->>> yeah cause u prob have 2 or 3 u dont know about already :P
<@yale_work> or his sperm's too lazy from all the weed
<@yale_work> "hey man, what are we supposed to be doing?"
<@Syxx`> yer either or
<@yale_work> "looking for that egg... thing?"
<@yale_work> "nah, let's go looking for munchies!"
<port80> "wow man look at all the colors"
<CapnChron> lol

Quote #1204 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit: on fire, bbs)
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*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
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*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
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Quote #3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2517 (+1) [ 2005-01-19, 15:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> ssh sessions are like drugs
<@D_Web> you always need more and more

Quote #350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #1130 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #1195 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

Quote #1088 (+3) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #582 (+15) [ 2003-05-21, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Antihero> Man.
<Antihero> My sister is insane.
<Antihero> "What's your internet account name and password?"
<Antihero> I go "Why?"
<Antihero> And she goes "I'm going to cancel it."
<Antihero> I'm like "What the fuck?"
<Antihero> Then she calls my step dad and he starts telling me off.
<Antihero> My family is insane.
<Antihero> I go "What the hell are you on about?"
<Antihero> And he goes "I don't know."
<Monkfights> Hahahahah!
<Monkfights> Gold. Pure gold.

Quote #406 (+3) [ 2003-03-18, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<influx|cs> can someone please teach me how to not suck at the internet

Quote #3880 (+1) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #4281 (+3) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #4369 (+1) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
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<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
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< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #904 (+6) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #2332 (+6) [ 2004-10-15, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hangon, they charge you for the sauce? bastards.
<predder> like 30 cents!
<Agg> damn those capitalist swine.
<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. What's up? Nothing's up, I'm sitting in irc, wtf is up with you, homey-g dawg bro nizzle-shizzle bizniatch?
<GFORCE> Hey Agg whats cracking?
<Agg> removing copyright-protection from software, GFORCE.
<Agg> that's what cracking is.

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #650 (+2) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #2982 (+1) [ 2005-09-12, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

Quote #992 (+8) [ 2003-09-03, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got up at 3AM this morning. Had to drive the family to the airport. :rolleyes:
<knowsfords> what kind of duct tape did you use... and did you make sure their tickets to zurich werent return?
<echelon> Zurich? The boxes were stamped HELL.
<echelon> :p
<Falkor[A]> You sent them to england?! you bastard!?! :P

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #1931 (+12) [ 2004-05-07, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think.
<Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think. <-- what he said
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am <--- what he said
* Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind?
<Firemoth> * Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind? <-- what he said

Quote #2169 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #2788 (+6) [ 2005-05-26, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> how come the fat guy on lost isn't losing any weight
<Freaek> he's eating the dead bodies
<@Falkor> lol
<Rage> haha
<TheWedgie> haha

Quote #1444 (+12) [ 2003-12-15, 11:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> i'm hungry but i don't want to eat
<Agg> me too
<Agg> but in an hour or so i will go to bowral and get subway
<Agg> under the pretense of testing the new headunit in the van
<yyk> wanna swing by here and get me off?
<yyk> one
<yyk> ONE
<Agg> get you off??
<yyk> ><
<Agg> dude, Dr Freud would have a field day with you
<Agg> (but I don't know if he'd get you off)