news | imagestore | ircquotes | trade maker | smilies | forums | webmail | login | register    
  Search Quotes

Jump to Quote #

Search for

   Quotes

< Back     Page: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31     Next >

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #6 (+7) [ 2002-10-21, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> Dwarfs can have huge wangs... I've got DivX's to prove it :)
<milenko> \Roscoe: you sicko
<Narcolepsy> DCC!!!
<PooJou> \Roscoe: 'Blimey, you're a tripod'
<Draebor> \Roscoe - no divxs of your family
<\Roscoe> msg milenko Yeah no probs... send me your address I'll burn em for you.

Quote #826 (+14) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #985 (+7) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #2633 (+3) [ 2005-03-20, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<danamania> spoob: if you listen really carefully through good equipment you can hear the steps in the waveform brought on by the existence of discrete quantum energy states.
<gelfie> dana: pfft you must be using some cheapo korean cd player

Quote #1945 (+12) [ 2004-05-09, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Hahaah
<WMinstrel> In the for sale forum
<WMinstrel> " 8 Adult Movie Tickets"
<WMinstrel> I was like "PORN! HUZZAH!"
<DDsD> I don't like the idea of going to watch an Adult Film in a theatre to find some dude sitting in the chair next to me ejaculating in my popcorn :/
<WMinstrel> Hahahaha.
<TensopAway> why are you taking popcorn into a porn movie?

Quote #2956 (+12) [ 2005-08-29, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

ace234: wtf is sodomy?
VooDo: ask ya dad
beta|sick: google is your friend
Sephyre: use google images for that one ace
beta|sick: ^^ you know you want to
IKT[A]: sodomy...self mutalation?
IKT[A]: oh wait
IKT[A]: oh god
IKT[A]: :(
IKT[A]: last time I use google images
beta|sick: rofl you actually used google images

Quote #2839 (+2) [ 2005-06-22, 04:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so, someone tell me something new.
<predder> ''Something New'' was the Beatles' third Capitol release, but fifth American album following the UA release of ''A Hard Day's Night''. This album includes songs left off that release except "I'll Be Back", as well as the remaining tracks "Slow Down" and "Matchbox" from the ''Long Tall Sally'' EP and the German release of "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

In 2004 this album was released for the first time on CD as part of ''The Capitol Albums, Volume 1'' box set.

Quote #1255 (+5) [ 2003-10-31, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* predder (theserverl@211.27.136.135) has joined #overclockers
<Silentsni> naked oil wrestling
<Silentsni> I mean, hello
<predder> how can you see my browser!

Quote #1476 (+7) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1994 (+8) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

Quote #1527 (+2) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #283 (+7) [ 2003-01-25, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace> ?
<sabretooth> That's a good question.

Quote #1432 (+3) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #2539 (+1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #3380 (+8) [ 2006-05-26, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> grr some dickhead friend of mine swapped my missus' contact number and mum's number around on my phone
<Hell_Fire> lol aftahours
<maddcore> rofl, sent any sexy messages to your mum?
<Stygian> oh god no...
<aftahours> 'hey you got some sexy clothes to wear on sunday when i pick you up?' went to my mum
<aftahours> so did a fwe others
<FatMan> hahahahaha afta

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #28 (+3) [ 2002-10-26, 07:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I love my cock. Without it I'd be much less of a man...
<Narcolepsy> Nearly an inch less of a man...

Quote #1742 (+7) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #2511 (+8) [ 2005-01-17, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg has joined #overclockers
*** Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Agg> omghi
*** Goofy[HSK] has quit IRC (Quit: omgby2u2)
<Agg> haha :)

Quote #475 (+57) [ 2003-04-17, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #1147 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I'm eating icecream off a plate with a fork because the dishwasher didn't go through last nigh
<D_Web> t

Quote #869 (+8) [ 2003-08-10, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Sticks is now known as Lurian
<FreeFrag> whats with the namechange sticks?
<sabretooth> Sticks had a sex change
<FreeFrag> oh good, now it wont feel so funny

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #1005 (+1) [ 2003-09-07, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> thetron: Use your brain. The choppers in DC are apaches. Stop looking at the fucking rotors and look at the actual chopper and you'll see they're two different things. Not only were you dropped on the head as a child, but your parents dribbled you down the court for a 2 point lay-up.

Quote #596 (+9) [ 2003-05-25, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Crudmuffin): http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172436 - thetron is such a shithouse typer
(@Falkor): One day i'm going to meet that guy
(@Falkor): i'm gonna shake his hand and say "yuo aer teh bset!'

Quote #2465 (+7) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #3910 (+3) [ 2006-12-23, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo- keeps looking for someone trustworthy in Sydney
<@sabretooth> VooDoo-: benz
<Shaun> hahahahahahaha

Quote #2753 (+5) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #1991 (+8) [ 2004-05-22, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> I wouldn't trust ANUS Probe as far as I could stand the pain

Quote #3217 (+18) [ 2006-01-22, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_12ftEskim> i also want to see a musical rendition of the Alien franchise, but sadly it's yet to be made
<Agg> i can imagine an opera.. "it's in your chest.. it's on your face.. it's in the dog.. in outer space.."

Quote #670 (+7) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #1122 (+3) [ 2003-10-13, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Wiz> Something like all bran .. <=- What's wrong with bran???
<Wiz> Nuffin if you are a horse
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> or as old as wiz
<Narcolepsy> Or if you need to be more 'regular'...
<Narcolepsy> Sif regular, I prefer to be all over the place ;)
<Narcolepsy> Wait, that didn't sound so good...

Quote #1177 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 17:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tate): mmmm cork
(Tate): I mean
(Tate): mmmm sarah
(Trav): cork?!
(Tate): cork
(Tate): on a bottle
(Tate): you know
(Trav): ewww you sick fetish boy
(Tate): CORK NOT CAWK
(Tate): :P
(Tate): different spelling
(Trav): tate a cork and a cawk, both would go the same place for you
(bundy): LOL
(Tate): hhahahaa

Quote #1480 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lith> woo can't wait till tomorrow....
<dec_> what's tomorrow?
<LoneWolf_> Wednesday

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #1429 (+6) [ 2003-12-08, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

Quote #1068 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> im so behind :P
<Matthew> i feel noobie again
<Fod> again?

Quote #2585 (+3) [ 2005-02-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyAIR> browsing the internets from the comfort of my own bed.. I believe in heaven and truely this is it..
<WhiteyAIR> wireless > *
<TheWedgie> lol
<@knowsfords> WhiteyAIR: I'd actually say that snuggling under some blankets during winter is the best thing evar.
<WhiteyAIR> hmm.. you get negatives and positives with sharing bed space with a member of the opposite sex. I have yet to discover a negative to browsing in bed...
<WhiteyAIR> I haven't argued about something trivial with my powerbook yet
<WhiteyAIR> and it's never asked me how many women I have slept with before..

Quote #1749 (+3) [ 2004-03-17, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Ninja] I'm also thinking the raving bunch of linux fanatics are recommending psi, so maybe that means it comes with as little usability as possible
[Techtoucian] Actually... It's funny you mention that. ;-)
[Techtoucian] There's a few things that aren't fully implemented. It's still perfectly usable though.
[Ninja] ...especially if you know the commandline switches ;-)
[Ninja] "add a new contact? Sure, you don't need the mouse, just - psi /addcontact +name dsfds -this -that /1 %2 %3 /w/a/e/g"

Quote #1073 (+8) [ 2003-10-05, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> he coloured his dick in with a black texta then tried to wash it off
<Sponge> now its all purple
<hr|Assig> ROFL
<Sponge> purple intruder we call him now
<hr|Assig> ROFLMAO

Quote #1066 (+2) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #1795 (+2) [ 2004-04-01, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<inf3rn0> dan is better looking than Agg

Quote #1184 (+2) [ 2003-10-21, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<smokey> pussy smells
<SUPAMODEL> especially when it's been dead for like 2, 3 days dude

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere