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Quote #4214 (+1) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #2321 (+1) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #100 (+7) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #3174 (+5) [ 2006-01-06, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<noisypoppy> besides, I don't have an addictive personality
<noisypoppy> brb
<noisypoppy> cigarette

Quote #3407 (+4) [ 2006-06-16, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> OK, I've turned into a real mac user
<FreeFrag> I bought this MacBook without knowing for positive what the specs were.
<FreeFrag> Hah, there's only one button on this laptop

Quote #3360 (+3) [ 2006-05-10, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zuus whips out this picture
<zuus> http://zuus.totaloverdose.net/pics/grammar.jpg
<cubes> lol
<cubes> hope that wasnt pointed at me :p
<zuus> :D
<Narcolepsy> You suck at both spelling and grammar though.
<cubes> haha, fine ill use goole

Quote #1498 (+14) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #1175 (+4) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #2685 (+1) [ 2005-04-15, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> i have a big head to fit extra dead brain tissue into

Quote #119 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 03:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> everyones leaving :(
<WhiteyFord> im not.. baby

Quote #1433 (+14) [ 2003-12-10, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> airforce am teh win
<Tommmo> except the slight issue of having to visit war infested regions
<Erve> there'd be a war over who'd get my cock 1st
<brembo`> weapon of minor proportion

Quote #513 (+3) [ 2003-04-27, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Belinda> anyone wanna chat to 12/f/denmark
<Belinda> msg me
<thetron> ask manaz
<FreeFrag> Belinda is ~Matt@m084-143.nv.iinet.net.au * Matt <--fucking n00ber
<Manaz> Belinda: This really isn't a channel for that sort of checking. And I'd be amazed if you were actually a 12yo female in Denmark with such a good grasp of colloquial English.
* Z sets mode: +b *!*Matt@*.nv.iinet.net.au
* Belinda was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Idiot)

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #1362 (+9) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #3641 (+10) [ 2006-11-28, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> ffs, hurry up with the internet iiNet
<Falkor> you can't fit through the tubes benz
<Freaek> what about a truck Falkor?
<Falkor> possibly

Quote #2828 (-1) [ 2005-06-17, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BloodThirs): http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/fear/signup/
(tensopaway): sif i'd give any personal details to fileplanet :)
(mazza): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with a 10 foot pole
(SomeGuy123): yeah thats like signing up to an automated spamtastic spamming machine
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with mazza's entire limb
(SomeGuy123): i would touch it with mazza's limb holding the 15 foot pole
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch it with mazzas limbs stretched out on a medievil torture rack, with a 50 foot pole attached to those limbs.
(mazza): my poor limb

Quote #887 (+3) [ 2003-08-12, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif[W]> no patching RMIT production servers against Win32.Blaster.Worm
<XiTatiON> hehe stupid worm
<XiTatiON> i bet all our fucking clients get it :(
<XiTatiON> i bet i cant get it due to my firewall arangments
<Agg> you have fucking clients? wow, i just have advertising clients.

Quote #1819 (+3) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #1692 (+8) [ 2004-02-25, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
<Carl> GJ, you get a gold star! :D
<Owen> w00t I win!
<Carl> Nah, it's pretty easy to get one
<Carl> Rachael did for pusing random keys before

Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #1319 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #2390 (-6) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2485 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #172 (0) [ 2002-12-16, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> hehe my name is reece
<Hibba> my name can be spelt, reese, reece, and Rhys
<Decker> err
<Decker> dude
<Decker> gayman
<Decker> reese butter cups is food
<Hibba> i know
<Decker> I wasnt callinh you buttercup
<Hibba> t00l
<Decker> fag

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4074 (+8) [ 2007-04-10, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie ponders how many people in here have "NWS" and "NSFW" on highlight
* wayne adds NWS and NSFW to highlight
<Ze> TheWedgie : that's a good idea
<wayne> NWS
<wayne> NSFW
<wayne> I wonder how many people just rushed to IRC
--> Stygian (Stygian@58.179.191.229) has joined #overclockers
<Gary_J> wayne, Stygian wasn't even on IRC and he knew what you said! :)
<Stygian> bah. What did I join after?

Quote #2608 (+10) [ 2005-02-25, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Computers? In my day there were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #3127 (+1) [ 2005-12-10, 00:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eNeb`Destero> what is his real name?
<Daemo> whats it matter? just use his online name
<Daemo> 90% of people call me Daemo in real life too
<eNeb`Destero> ok i got his ip dont worry
<Daemo> you gonna call him by his IP address?
<Daemo> hey, 61.9.128.13, get your ass over here now!

Quote #1361 (+3) [ 2003-11-19, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> ffs
<Matthew> dads looking at porn again
<Trav> like father like son

Quote #63 (-3) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #1488 (+16) [ 2004-01-07, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> woah, I just did a fart that totally warmed my pants
<Enfilade> Ooops, wasn't a fart
<Enfilade> bbs

Quote #2634 (+6) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #1441 (+8) [ 2003-12-15, 00:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i should start the ocau "who has the hottest sister" thread :)
* Hunter hides his sister
* predder looks for Hunter's sister on the interweb
<quazor> predder: in what forum pub or extreme cooling
<quazor> how to cool ure hot sister

Quote #4184 (+3) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #3480 (-4) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #1314 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #666 (+3) [ 2003-06-13, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RedOctober> brb
<RedOctober> Gota scare the shit outa my sister :P
<RedOctober> Muwhahah
<RedOctober> I got my sister, and her friend
<RedOctober> Damn I'm good :P
<RoSWeLL> how ?
<RedOctober> They were @ Newgrounds on my dad's PC
<RedOctober> I came from behind and waited ;P
<RoSWeLL> just use remote control panel ..
<RoSWeLL> pop up goatse on their screen
<RedOctober> Hahah
<RoSWeLL> thatd scare the shit out of em
<RoSWeLL> probally be scarred for life or left blind one of the two

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #4224 (-5) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #1796 (+8) [ 2004-04-01, 13:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AERO> better again either a sulphur dioxide bomb or a helium bomb ;)
<AERO> we'd all talk like smelly high pitched barstards :)
<fenix> so we'd all turn into cs players?
<yale|busy> lol

Quote #3472 (-3) [ 2006-07-28, 10:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz[w]> rofl that was gold
<Junkz[w]> some call centre chick called my work mobile wanting my email <Junkz[w]> so i said id give her my email address if she told me what colour panties she had on
<Junkz[w]> she had to check wtf?
<Junkz[w]> then said pink n white
<@Junkz[w]> so i gave her my gmail account

Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #2344 (-4) [ 2004-10-19, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> went to cronula beach last week, got there about 6am and wow 2 hot chicks asleep on the sand with their arms around each other, should have got there earlier
<Teracis> heh
<Draffa> lol
<Syxx`> should of asked if they needed a hand :P
<LaNcE> or 3
<Teracis> or a cock
<Anarki> or 3
<Teracis> hahahahaha
<Draffa> LOL

Quote #3141 (0) [ 2005-12-15, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: oh achieva you stupid fucks. Athlon64 3500+ BOX (2.2Ghz) Processor with Hyper Transport Technology (Socket 939)
Rainwulf: stupid stupid fucks
Turophile: lol Rainwulf
ace234: Rainwulf?
Rainwulf: yes
Rainwulf: what dammit
Rainwulf: im busy not doing any work
Draffa: I think he wants to know what's wrong with achieva
Rainwulf: oh
Turophile: ...
Rainwulf: great. another stupid person
Turophile: AMD64 has Hyperthreading now?
Draffa: hyper transport...
osman: hyper transport
Rainwulf: HT is intel marketingspeak.
Rainwulf: wait
Rainwulf: fuck
Turophile: Yeah, my bad...
ace234: lol nice work Rainwulf :)
Rainwulf: guess who is stupid. ME
Draffa: gg Rainwulf

Quote #3500 (-1) [ 2006-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

acework: beta are you failing english :)
beta: no D:
beta: our standereds are falling

Quote #1231 (+7) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) Length: (3:34) BitRate: (192Kbps) Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #2447 (+4) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you