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Quote #3104 (-2) [ 2005-11-22, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FatMan) see, like every other man, i realised thaet having tits gets you ahead in life, no matter what. only in my case, i decided to do something about it, and get tits of my own

Quote #1964 (+5) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #2605 (+8) [ 2005-02-22, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pov> ..
<pov> "LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE!!! LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE!!! FROM A BROAKEN HEART!..
<pov> ..last night the dj blew my mind... last night the dj came on time.."
* pov sets mode: +boogie
<pov> :D

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #3287 (+6) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #2109 (+2) [ 2004-07-06, 09:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<blah1234> Thhhza, i run X-Chat on WIndoze instead of mirc. Pretty good and free
<Tensop> blah1234: anti-conformist bastard :)
<Quilb> Tensop: need i remind you that you are running linux in vmware?

Quote #220 (+18) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #939 (-19) [ 2003-08-21, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<andY1> dunno if i just did a bad thing....
<andY1> boss just rang me, and i told him to go fuck himself

Quote #1797 (+8) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #1655 (+5) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #4238 (+6) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #1657 (+9) [ 2004-02-18, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> how sad is it... im eating canned food and drinking passion pop, while my house mate is drinkin smirnoff double black and eating chinese :D

Quote #215 (-4) [ 2002-12-30, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dj-studd> tip of the day: Don't have sex with the baked bean can
<Cav> we did :)

Quote #2531 (+8) [ 2005-01-24, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<praetorian> yes, i seriously hate moving pixels by hand, very bad on the back.
<Chris> scott, you're not funny, try to work with that information and use it to your (and our) advantage.

Quote #2594 (+1) [ 2005-02-18, 02:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> im bored, violent, angry, and bored
<Iroquois> and redundant

Quote #810 (+3) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #3246 (+5) [ 2006-02-10, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- Bostik has joined...
<Bostik> well, that was the stupidest thing i have done in a while
<Bostik> i applied for a job while high
<Rara_Avis> lol
<Rara_Avis> how'd it go?
<Bostik> i knew it was going to go badly. the first thing i did once i got to Burnside was walk into a glass door.

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #458 (+4) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #131 (+4) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #742 (+2) [ 2003-07-07, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?

Quote #1413 (+2) [ 2003-12-04, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> we saw a tgv in france
<CoRDS> it was like, "fwooosh" "what the fuck was that" "that was a tgv" "oh"

Quote #910 (+12) [ 2003-08-15, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

Quote #286 (+7) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #2833 (+5) [ 2005-06-20, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> we are kiddies.. bearing in mind that Sniper3400 is 150 years old

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #1416 (+4) [ 2003-12-05, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i once sent a package to sciby at his work, addressed to Scott "God among Men" Eiby

Quote #201 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Madhatter> and did u mortage your bodily organs to buy a rock or two :p
<Mred32> No. The bank didnt want them...:/
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> always the black market :)
<Mred32> I just slutted myself on the street for a few hours and the money poured in.
<Madhatter> your lucky you didnt have to give her 3 rings!
<Mred32> She came with two built in.......
<Tri> LOL
* Mred32 looks over his shoulder....
<Mred32> that was close....

Quote #130 (-1) [ 2002-12-03, 04:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to '(Jester): ah my ass hurts (V8R[1100]): lol, mine does that too (PsykoSmily): dildo? (HyDrA[vid]): hrmmm *rubs chin* (Jester):thats the second time hes done that'

Quote #3040 (-2) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #1000 (-5) [ 2003-09-05, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> can i give you a golden shower?
<Phyx_> i gotta warn u.. i gargle
<Sponge> haha
<Sponge> doesnt everyone enjoy getting pissed on?
<Chastity> yeah it's nice and warm and stuff
<Sponge> yep
<Sponge> like warm apple juice
<Phyx_> funnily enough
<Phyx_> if you use your imagination
<Phyx_> it can taste like it too
<Sponge> mmm
<Sponge> time for some golden goodness
<RoSWeLL> you ppl are sick :)

Quote #1729 (+6) [ 2004-03-07, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<H6D617A7A6> lo \Roscoe, D_Web
<\Roscoe\> I think my drivers license number just said hello to me.
<gayfrog> :O
<H6D617A7A6> haha
<TheWedgie> LOL

Quote #299 (+2) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #1482 (+12) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol

Quote #1359 (0) [ 2003-11-18, 23:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> gah, fuck linux blows
<CoRDWoRK> really?
<CoRDWoRK> cool, might install it then

Quote #1381 (+2) [ 2003-11-27, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> damnit. just realised mum's gonna wake me up at 8am again
<Rage> :(
<MadHatter> ohh, poor you
<Eazy> wake her first.
<MadHatter> 8am... wow!
<Rage> lol
<Rage> the thing is: i'm on holidays
<MadHatter> what ever will you do :/
<Rage> damnit
<Agg> keep a mouthful of pea soup ready, and spit it at her, screaming profanities while your head spins completely around.
<Eazy> lol
<Rage> heh
<Agg> she'll never wake you up again.
<MadHatter> lol
<biatch> haha

Quote #158 (+29) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #4246 (+4) [ 2007-11-22, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i lost all my weight doing rpm, a cycling class 5-6 times a week
<Moodles> leaving soon to do body combat, martial arts class, just annoyed its at 815 on thursday
<Madhatter> ive lost pretty much all of mine due to a change in diet
<Madhatter> ive got an active job, so it helps.
<knowsfords> I chopped off a few limbs, all I need is my right arm :D

Quote #1609 (+5) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #3491 (+2) [ 2006-08-04, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* pipsqeek watched 40 year old virgin last week. what a freakin hilariously wrong movie. I loved it.
<Mornx> I know a 40 year old virgin on another channel
<Mornx> he said it was accurate

Quote #473 (+11) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #4175 (-3) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #224 (-8) [ 2003-01-02, 10:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> w00t, got my first love.scr virus
<Chemix> i wish i got some rough.sex

Quote #2282 (+7) [ 2004-09-09, 05:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(TensopAway): argh
(TensopAway): 120 watt amplifier + 94dB sensitive speakers + accidently leaving your amp on full volume + PC alarm clock = very, very very bad.

Quote #4130 (+4) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #2292 (-1) [ 2004-09-18, 14:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> 1 and half hours of martial arts, 2 days of pain.