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Quote #3630 (+4) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #4123 (+4) [ 2007-05-20, 22:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has quit (Quit: And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.)

Quote #4130 (+4) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #3825 (+4) [ 2006-12-18, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf_> my amd X2 machine is weird. its getting faster i swear, or im getting slower
<Rainwulf_> probably the caffiene leeching out of my system

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #4164 (+4) [ 2007-06-14, 18:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> http://tinyurl.com/25svb5 <= is that a good buy? (carsales link)
<Wayne> ARGH, its goatse
<Remote> lol
<Splosh123> Remote: Your a sicko
<Splosh123> Goatse blow up doll?? no thanks... it's cheap though

Quote #4167 (+4) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #4101 (+4) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #4109 (+4) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #4228 (+4) [ 2007-10-16, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> gimme ops in #[removed] so i can ban fatman for no sister pics
<Shaun> sorry, no can do. too busy fapping to sister pics
<TheWedgie> :(
<Shaun> his sister
<Shaun> not mine
<Shaun> jesus

Quote #4233 (+4) [ 2007-10-21, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jed> so a major embarrassment inviting people back to yours after the venue closes not remembering you keep your porn in the same folder as your music
<Jed> and having one of the girls say "wow you've got a lot of porn .... do you like fat chicks or something"

Quote #4240 (+4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:26] <scruffffff> FUCK
[22:26] <scruffffff> I just superglued my mouse to my hand
[22:26] <scruffffff> :(
[22:27] <glasnt> who the fuck gave you superglue unattended, scruffff?!!/!?! LOL!
[22:27] * glasnt is finished making fun of the kids who sniff glue.
[22:27] <scruffffff> fuck
[22:28] <scruffffff> how do i get rid of this shit
[22:28] <@Sniper4800> hope you dont SG yer fingers the the keyboard then
[22:28] <scruffffff> sniper: i was fixing my mouse
[22:28] <scruffffff> and i held it together
[22:28] <glasnt> you should be able to remove it with some nailpolish remover or metholated spirits?
[22:29] <@Sniper4800> axe would be quicker
[22:29] <PharaohSam> lol it will be stuck to your hands for a few days until the layer of skin gets replaced - may have been a better idea to get a new mouse. what kinda mouse was it
[22:29] <PharaohSam> ?
[22:30] <scruffffff> wireless mighty mouse
[22:30] <scruffffff> and ill go into the lab tmr and get some acetone
[22:30] <glasnt> So.. you're gonna keep the mouse stuck to your hand over night?
[22:31] <scruffffff> unless you can think of a better idea...?

Quote #4281 (+4) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #4321 (+4) [ 2008-05-25, 16:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sha0> should i use the 'apply online' section on seek.com.au or should i email my resume to the email in the advert?
<Rainwulf> you should wrap it inside a brick
<Rainwulf> and window browse it
<Rainwulf> smtp via glass.window.com

Quote #4333 (+4) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #4339 (+4) [ 2008-06-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

18:36 < Turophile> Tzortst: Optical mouse. Consider what you're saying.
18:36 < Turophile> If you have a ball mouse that pad isn't your problem.
18:36 < Tzortst> lol no balls here

Quote #4355 (+4) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #4363 (+4) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #188 (+5) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #43 (+5) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #98 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #131 (+5) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #155 (+5) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #351 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** God was kicked by Yaleman (I kicked god!)
*** God has joined #rice
<God> you will pay for that when you die Yaleman

Quote #357 (+5) [ 2003-02-25, 08:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> Thor-Work: porn mags have contents?
<Thor-Work> yes they do
<Milenko> funny thing that, ive never noticed them
<V8> you buy magazines of pron and you have a net connection ?
<V8> weird
<V8> :P
<bh> v8 you can take the mags into the bathroom for a wack
<bh> computers are harder to take
<Milenko> oh yuck bh
<V8> oh um ok
<Milenko> we really needed to know that
* LoneWolf_ looks at his laptop
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #371 (+5) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #483 (+5) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #440 (+5) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #571 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #600 (+5) [ 2003-05-27, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<cRyStAl> does mirc have tafe courses to become an op??????

Quote #603 (+5) [ 2003-05-29, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): There was a better online version somewhere. Where it gave it back to you in wav format. I once put a very nasty wav file (regarding a fat and ugly friend of my ex's) on a mix cd i made. Turns out, that cd came on at a party... MAN , was i popular after that one!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): logoff
(Darkness): I couldn't, it was real life!

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then