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Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #3358 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsykoSmily> or just buy a chimp and have sex with that
<Recharge> great minds..
[edj] nah... that's just way too michael jackson
<PsykoSmily> lol
<PsykoSmily> you could train the monkey to give perfect head everytime
<PsykoSmily> anyway...
<PsykoSmily> another topic.
* PsykoSmily whistles
<Recharge> oooooooooooook
[edj] yeah, but think of how painful it can get when it instinctively thinks it has to peel the banana first
<PsykoSmily> LOL
<Recharge> you've put far too much imagination into that thought

Quote #3372 (+4) [ 2006-05-17, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<saev> i would possibly have studied science if i hadn't had insane science teachers.
<saev> i used to wonder where they bought their pants.
<saev> because they would have new pants... every so often... but they were always still magically pants from many decades before.
<saev> like they bought a gigantic box of ugly pants, to last throughout the ages.

Quote #3407 (+4) [ 2006-06-16, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> OK, I've turned into a real mac user
<FreeFrag> I bought this MacBook without knowing for positive what the specs were.
<FreeFrag> Hah, there's only one button on this laptop

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #3434 (+4) [ 2006-07-07, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Teddybear: Anyways, learning about anything pregnancy related seems like a worthwhile way to spend time. You never know when you're going to have to deliver a baby in an emergency :p
Teddybear: it's on Lazerus Long's list of things humans have to be able to do, anyway
Homicidal: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Homicidal: okay, so it wasnt on the list afterall

Quote #3504 (+4) [ 2006-08-10, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> the only reason i dont sniff glue is im scared ill wake up naked with my hand glued to my dick screaming obscenities at passers by at the trainstation
<outy> which isnt as easy to explain to family as you would expect

Quote #3514 (+4) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #3525 (+4) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> On playing Othello - "I didn't realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don't mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping the baddest babes on the planet. The he falls in love with some teenager and loses his fucking mind. I don't like that idea at all. I mean, how stupid was he?"
* MadHatter falls off his chair
<deepspring> lol
* irvo44 has quit IRC (Quit)
<brod|bmxor> lmao
<Remote> MadHatter, link to this gold?
<deepspring> link us oh masterful master (beta)
* brod|bmxor dons www.overclockers.com.au/ubuntu/powered by sapphire stickered helmet
<MadHatter> find it on imdb under his quotes
<knowsfjord> "I'm sick of these motherfucking shakespear plays on this motherfucking stage"

Quote #3594 (+4) [ 2006-10-13, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pcweirdo> benz and bolex, sitting in a tree, C-T-C-P-I-N-G. first comes ping, then checking version, then comes a baby in the baby carriage...

Quote #3606 (+4) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #3630 (+4) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P

Quote #3640 (+4) [ 2006-11-28, 12:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> someone just came up to me and asked me to show them how to edit a pdf file with mspaint
<Falkor> lol
<Freaek> aparently my blank stare unnerved them
<Freaek> and they ran away

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #4123 (+4) [ 2007-05-20, 22:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has quit (Quit: And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.)

Quote #4130 (+4) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #3825 (+4) [ 2006-12-18, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf_> my amd X2 machine is weird. its getting faster i swear, or im getting slower
<Rainwulf_> probably the caffiene leeching out of my system

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #4164 (+4) [ 2007-06-14, 18:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> http://tinyurl.com/25svb5 <= is that a good buy? (carsales link)
<Wayne> ARGH, its goatse
<Remote> lol
<Splosh123> Remote: Your a sicko
<Splosh123> Goatse blow up doll?? no thanks... it's cheap though

Quote #4167 (+4) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #4101 (+4) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #4109 (+4) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #4228 (+4) [ 2007-10-16, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> gimme ops in #[removed] so i can ban fatman for no sister pics
<Shaun> sorry, no can do. too busy fapping to sister pics
<TheWedgie> :(
<Shaun> his sister
<Shaun> not mine
<Shaun> jesus

Quote #4233 (+4) [ 2007-10-21, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jed> so a major embarrassment inviting people back to yours after the venue closes not remembering you keep your porn in the same folder as your music
<Jed> and having one of the girls say "wow you've got a lot of porn .... do you like fat chicks or something"

Quote #4240 (+4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:26] <scruffffff> FUCK
[22:26] <scruffffff> I just superglued my mouse to my hand
[22:26] <scruffffff> :(
[22:27] <glasnt> who the fuck gave you superglue unattended, scruffff?!!/!?! LOL!
[22:27] * glasnt is finished making fun of the kids who sniff glue.
[22:27] <scruffffff> fuck
[22:28] <scruffffff> how do i get rid of this shit
[22:28] <@Sniper4800> hope you dont SG yer fingers the the keyboard then
[22:28] <scruffffff> sniper: i was fixing my mouse
[22:28] <scruffffff> and i held it together
[22:28] <glasnt> you should be able to remove it with some nailpolish remover or metholated spirits?
[22:29] <@Sniper4800> axe would be quicker
[22:29] <PharaohSam> lol it will be stuck to your hands for a few days until the layer of skin gets replaced - may have been a better idea to get a new mouse. what kinda mouse was it
[22:29] <PharaohSam> ?
[22:30] <scruffffff> wireless mighty mouse
[22:30] <scruffffff> and ill go into the lab tmr and get some acetone
[22:30] <glasnt> So.. you're gonna keep the mouse stuck to your hand over night?
[22:31] <scruffffff> unless you can think of a better idea...?

Quote #4280 (+4) [ 2008-03-02, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt changes topic to 'refuge: Now with its own hardware franchise!'
<HyperHorse> hardware franchise u say?
<glasnt> Aye.
<HyperHorse> website? pricelist?
<Asteroid> #hardware?
<glasnt> you need to /msg hyperhorse he's the owner. biggest tool in OCAU.
<HyperHorse> no, that would be Mitch01
<HyperHorse> keep trying with the jokes, just dont quit ur day job yet.
<HyperHorse> seriously, is that the best u can do?
<HyperHorse> IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?!??!?
<HyperHorse> is that ALL YOU GOT????
<Rage> Hypothesis: Proven.

Quote #4292 (+4) [ 2008-04-01, 17:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Deanodrvr> geez, i wonder what ebay nigeria would be like?
<Deanodrvr> 'please send it to my uncle, who's the prince' 'no way, my uncle's the prince too'
<Deanodrvr> 'does yours have 3 million in an overseas bank account?' 'no, he has 4 million, send me your details and i'll share it with you'

Quote #4317 (+4) [ 2008-05-13, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Navillus> I work for the Ausindustry hotline - LPG Rebates and the like
<Rezin> no
* SirPNut kicks Navillus in the junk
<Navillus> Anyone want to pore through the budget so I know how bad my day is going to be tommorrow?
<SirPNut> the rebate's been scrapped
<SirPNut> you're fired.

Quote #4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #188 (+5) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #43 (+5) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #98 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #101 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #131 (+5) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #151 (+5) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #155 (+5) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #351 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** God was kicked by Yaleman (I kicked god!)
*** God has joined #rice
<God> you will pay for that when you die Yaleman

Quote #357 (+5) [ 2003-02-25, 08:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> Thor-Work: porn mags have contents?
<Thor-Work> yes they do
<Milenko> funny thing that, ive never noticed them
<V8> you buy magazines of pron and you have a net connection ?
<V8> weird
<V8> :P
<bh> v8 you can take the mags into the bathroom for a wack
<bh> computers are harder to take
<Milenko> oh yuck bh
<V8> oh um ok
<Milenko> we really needed to know that
* LoneWolf_ looks at his laptop
<LoneWolf_> :)