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Quote #1289 (+27) [ 2003-11-08, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
<babu> whats overclocking?
<Firemoth> babu, it's when you put your clock forward because of day light savings.
<babu> ok thx firemoth
<Firemoth> You're welcome.

Quote #3320 (+7) [ 2006-04-10, 18:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> bahahah
<n00dle> go australia post.
<n00dle> A large letter is an article with the following characteristics:
<n00dle> * Is not a Small Letter
<n00dle> * It is rectangular in shape

Quote #1567 (+9) [ 2004-01-29, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> fucking hell i am tored
<Ultimata> tirex*
<Ultimata> tire*
<Ultimata> tired*
<Ultimata> FUCK
<Ultimata> oh wait
<Ultimata> there
<Largo> got typo ? :D

Quote #220 (+17) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #785 (+7) [ 2003-07-15, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@DNT-PSH-ME> im boreddddddd
<@_NeMeSiS_> Whack It.
<@DNT-PSH-ME> already did
<@_NeMeSiS_> Only once?

Quote #1809 (+6) [ 2004-04-07, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nemo has left
<33735> hey your dads looking for you

Quote #1807 (+18) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #735 (+2) [ 2003-07-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> lol haha i remember on friday u was on the end of that seat and nick was next to u, a chick had her arse in your face virtually and u grabbed one cheek she turned around what did she say to ya ?
<Sparks_> me?
<RoSWeLL> yeh man
<Sparks_> I fricking hope not....
<Sparks_> oh shit
* Sparks_ swears never to drink again
<Sparks_> bbias.....im just grabbing a beer from fridge

Quote #1386 (+7) [ 2003-11-27, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Man.. I hate it when my mum is home
<yale_work> CapnChron, can't fuck your sister on the kitchen bench?
<CapnChron> lol
<CapnChron> no, even worse!
<CapnChron> Mum's bed!

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #1345 (+4) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #1971 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #2855 (+7) [ 2005-06-29, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> extra bogan++ points for working in the rain, stomping mud through the house, and wearing no socks (i ran out of socks!)
<knowsfords> lies, bogans are afraid of the rain
<knowsfords> it reminds them too heavily of showering
<Warhamster> bogans melt in the rain.... "geez mate, a clear non alcoholic liquid.. we're fucked!"

Quote #3514 (+2) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #1065 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 06:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Wanna go for a drink Rage? I know this place around the corner...
<Rage> come pick me up
<FreeFrag> You're like a little pixie you are! *smooch*
<FreeFrag> thankgoodness we have eachother Rage
<Rage> its god's way of punishing me
<Rage> FREEFRAG LET GO OF ME

Quote #1239 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

Quote #42 (+2) [ 2002-10-31, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> anyways time to whack on the fan

Quote #1488 (+16) [ 2004-01-07, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> woah, I just did a fart that totally warmed my pants
<Enfilade> Ooops, wasn't a fart
<Enfilade> bbs

Quote #884 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #3411 (+3) [ 2006-06-20, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gavatron> are gsx250's alright?
<Agg> acrosses? they're ok
<Agg> if you like riding sewing machines
<HrdwrBoB> hahaha
<knowsfords> I know I do :D
<Agg> but the boot thing is good. people seem to like them.
<brodsta> lol
* knowsfords jumps on the singer
<knowsfords> yee hawww!

Quote #1758 (+7) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #1787 (+12) [ 2004-03-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> cmon, you slow pos.
* knowsfords punches his modem
* knowsfords - Quit (Quit: connection reset by peer)

Quote #1708 (+8) [ 2004-03-01, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Still have to work out what im gunan do for net access when i get there though :/
<brembo`> 2 cans and some string
<Strange1> Ive been trying that, I think I have the wrong cans though :(
<Strange1> The second can wont fit in my USB port, what is wrong?
<Fod> you didn't hammer the first one in hard enough
<Strange1> The first one is fine, its the second one that is still leaking beans
<Fod> packetloss

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #521 (+8) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #1982 (+11) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #128 (+4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1127 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mooksta> What's news?
<echelon> Smartarse Answer:
<echelon> news ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nz, nyz)
<echelon> pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
<echelon> Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
<echelon> A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
<echelon> New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
<echelon> Newsworthy material: “a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news” (James Atlas).
<echelon> Non Smartarse answer:
<echelon> I'm getting a car, Saga is getting a new computer, Nozz is idling along with Omi, Wardog is STILL sleeping and Sponge is in and out.

Quote #1030 (+3) [ 2003-09-12, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Hydra[wrk]): i need a gf.... to polish my next car

Quote #1949 (+4) [ 2004-05-11, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> is there any way to find out who has registered a particular domain name?
<Mred32> whois whois
<Mred32> whoisnt whoisnt
<Mred32> Why Why is is there there 2 2 of of each each word? word?
<Mred32> wtf wtf
<Lombers> hehe
<Lombers> Mred32: turn off echo :)
<Agg> ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr ffuullll dduupplleexx
<Mred32> this this is is shitting shitting me me.
<Mred32> its its only only this this window window
* Mred32 has left #ocau
<Agg> lol @ mred
* Mred32 has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Mred32
<Agg> i thought he was just being silly
<Mred32> hmm
<Lombers> lol
<Mred32> ha, fixed

Quote #1605 (+9) [ 2004-02-08, 15:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> Roses are #FF0000
<j> Violets are #0000FF
<j> chown -R you ~/base

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #93 (+7) [ 2002-11-19, 04:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_essent> yeah well my 19" flat shit on all ur montors
<milenko> the_essent: my moniter shits on yours
<Agg> my dad could beat up your dad

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #1447 (+14) [ 2003-12-16, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> thetron: I'm not making fun of you. I'm stating something. You're an idiot. You reduce the median iq in this channel to -38, even if you don't say anything. So... any questions, or will you just stick to your fingerpaints?

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #2913 (+2) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #2652 (+2) [ 2005-03-26, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

·CapnChron· I met one of Yale's sister.
·Narcolepsy· Which one?
·CapnChron· Narcolepsy: I don't know which one.
·CapnChron· Tall one that is
·Narcolepsy· The whole fucking family is tall.
·Narcolepsy· The young one or the horse-lookin' one?
·CapnChron· The young one that looks like him
·Narcolepsy· And her legs are longer than her torso?
·CapnChron· I don't know, I didn't activate my perve mode

Quote #4150 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #2630 (+1) [ 2005-03-18, 11:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?

Quote #3306 (+4) [ 2006-03-31, 19:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy: I hate The Streets
raz: dry your eyes mate

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #3995 (+3) [ 2007-01-02, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> irony: riding home at midnight listening to midnight oil and slipping on a patch of oil
* scycle has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> Happen just now to you LemMinG?
<The_Wookie> lol
<LemMinG> yup
<LemMinG> didn't hurt myself
<brodsta> A patch of oil...odd
<LemMinG> but looks like some fucker lost his all his oil on the road home
<brodsta> lol
<The_Wookie> could be worse...you could have fallen asleep listening to 'beds are burning' and woken up with your room on fire

Quote #4355 (+1) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #2170 (+7) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #1863 (+27) [ 2004-04-20, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[rodgrech] 1500 PSUs went out today and my house keys are in one of them

Quote #921 (+12) [ 2003-08-17, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FLoRa gives FreeFrag another cookie for being cool
<FreeFrag> If I get cookies based on how cool I am, I should have the whole packet.
<FreeFrag> *grin*
<brembo`> an empty packet that is