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Quote #1668 (+6) [ 2004-02-20, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> cos ur all talking about me behind my back
<PsychoMatt> plotting my demise
<PsychoMatt> you sadistic, cruel, people
<Lurks> we dont need to plot your demise, you can do that yourself, we are just waiting for the ops to spot your demise
<@sniper64> your demise can be easily arranged
* sniper64 sets mode: +b *!*@203.122.65.45

Quote #151 (+5) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #1495 (0) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #1537 (0) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #3185 (+3) [ 2006-01-11, 10:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I used to be an athiest until I lost my belief

Quote #2293 (+7) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2739 (+2) [ 2005-05-09, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> the volume of asian schoolgirls there between 3-5 makes it look like japan
<tensopaway> yeah but none of them are hot
<psy^> i'm glad you said that tensopaway
<psy^> schoolgirls between 3-5 rarely are

Quote #3363 (+2) [ 2006-05-12, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i'm not bitter about movies inaccurately portraying tech stuff.
<FatMan> i don't hate myself for doing engineering.
* FatMan taps gun to head
<aftahours> lol
<FatMan> i'm off to play russian roulette with myself. goodnight.
<FatMan> i swear, fuck razors. real self-destructive people do engineeirng.
<Rage> :S
* bullet has joined #overclockers
<Rage> oh, thats really poor timing bullet.
<aftahours> LOL
* aftahours falls off chair
<FatMan> hahahahaha

Quote #4017 (+3) [ 2007-01-25, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carneeki> i'm going to burn in the special hell... the one reserved to axe murderers and people who talk in movies...
<carneeki> i just ripped the audio from the Anti Piracy movie snippet at the start of DVDs and set it to my ringtone...

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #1047 (-4) [ 2003-10-01, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kat> hmmm third can of beam and cock and I am craving maccas

Quote #1441 (+8) [ 2003-12-15, 00:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i should start the ocau "who has the hottest sister" thread :)
* Hunter hides his sister
* predder looks for Hunter's sister on the interweb
<quazor> predder: in what forum pub or extreme cooling
<quazor> how to cool ure hot sister

Quote #4001 (-3) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #1778 (+2) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #2671 (+7) [ 2005-04-08, 12:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

CapnChron> (iiUsage) Peak: 3.583GB/20GB 18%, Off-Peak: 1.584GB/20GB 8%, Free: 18.848GB
<CapnChron> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 24.015GB Reset Date: 05/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 heavy
<zuus> Current Downstream: 45.87kb/s Current Upstream: 55.21kb/s
--- FragZzZZz is now known as Fragwizard
<cml> (iiUsage) Peak: 110.53MB/12GB 1%, BliinkTime: 141.18MB/12GB 1%, BliinkZone: 2.329GB
<cml> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 2.581GB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: Bliink 512 lite
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Peak: 246.07MB/10GB 2%, BliinkTime: 161MB/10GB 2%, BliinkZone: 7.57MB
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 414.64MB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 medium
<zuus> (iiPenis) Peak: 12 inches, CumTime: 2.36 hours, ShootZone: #rice

Quote #1801 (+2) [ 2004-04-04, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> From what FF said and from my fuzzy memory, it went along the lines of 'TheTron is talking out of his magical ass.' I think Agg said it.
<thetron> Sciby and FreeFrag keep your flame wars comfined to #overclockers and only there. Calling people names and flaming them isn't productive and gets you no credit
<FreeFrag> thetron, you're silly, and I'll say that wherever I want.
<Sciby> thetron: I don't need no steenking credit.

Quote #3927 (-7) [ 2006-12-24, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I carry the one house key on me - the flyscreen key - because it's the only doors that are locked.
<myne> hahaha biatch end it now
<myne> if you top your own idiot list
<biatch> Okay, so, going out to dinner and I decide I'd better shut the sliding glass doors just incase!
<myne> you've got nothing left
<biatch> The rest of my house keys are in the car. They're never used
<Sniper165> and you didnt take a sliding door key
<biatch> Bingo!
<biatch> It was in the car.
<biatch> The fucking CAR keys were in the HOUSE
<Deanodrvr> damn
<outy> hahaha
<outy> biatch said fucking
<brod|afk> lol
<biatch> I couldn't get into the house because the keys were in the car, and I couldn't get in the car because those fuckers were in the house!
<outy> what did you do?
<myne> scream like a banshee I suspect
<outy> should have waited for santa, that bastard will sneak in ya chimney

Quote #2634 (+6) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #726 (+9) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #717 (+9) [ 2003-07-03, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> my brother found out why his XBs alloy head crossflow 250 isnt as powerful as it should be
<knowsfords> the rings are shot... so he is getting it rebuilt
<Falkor> My sister figured out why her car isn't as powerful as other cars.
<Falkor> Its a daewoo.

Quote #1830 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen

Quote #2633 (+3) [ 2005-03-20, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<danamania> spoob: if you listen really carefully through good equipment you can hear the steps in the waveform brought on by the existence of discrete quantum energy states.
<gelfie> dana: pfft you must be using some cheapo korean cd player

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #1657 (+8) [ 2004-02-18, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> how sad is it... im eating canned food and drinking passion pop, while my house mate is drinkin smirnoff double black and eating chinese :D

Quote #3000 (-3) [ 2005-09-23, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Hmm, anything wrong with having a 12" and 10" sub in the car? Or will that destroy the sound, according to purists?
<firestones> DJ-Studd: i doubt there should any problem with running two different sized speakers. just don't put them both in the same box.
<SirPNut> purists will say that anything will destroy the sound
<firestones> yeah, you're not even supposed to be in the room, or else you will desroy the sound.
<SirPNut> room? what room? you mean the sound-destroying room? *shock horror *
<Andrew> you can only listen to music in a vacuum whilst drinking a single plum, in perfume, floating in a man's hat
<Andrew> thats the only way you can properly appreciate music
<Andrew> don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise

Quote #212 (+6) [ 2002-12-28, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #2432 (+3) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #2741 (+7) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #1172 (-1) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #1849 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
*** Topic is ''trent in datacentre now, server swap proceeding''
*** Joins: Matthew (Matthew@210.11.227.133)
<Matthew> is OCAU Down?
*** reax sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.133
*** Matthew was kicked by reax (yeah whatever)

Quote #872 (+5) [ 2003-08-10, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we found this mag at t42 with nude pics in it right
<Sponge> so we tore the pages out
<head_rush> Did you beat off
<Sponge> and when wee were at iso
<Sponge> we stood at the top of the lift and kept sending a page at a time down stairs
<Sponge> the lift would come back up empty

Quote #3420 (+6) [ 2006-06-28, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<apollo``_> what is a good cloning application?
<Agg> creating an army to take over the world.
<Agg> that's how I'd apply cloning.

Quote #2471 (+33) [ 2005-01-06, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Alyra> rice sends horses nuts at times, yay
<outonan|pc> so rice is bad for horses?
<Alyra> rice isnt bad for them
<Alyra> it can just make them really hyper.
<Alyra> Like if you have red cordial :P
<Agg> wait a second.. you're saying rice DOES add horse power?

Quote #4151 (+11) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #473 (+12) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #1793 (+8) [ 2004-03-31, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

Quote #170 (+3) [ 2002-12-16, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> the meanest cars ive been are: Diablo (singapore) R34,33,32 GTR, HSV GTS, Ferrari F3 someting (modena - also singapore) 350Z :D
<Agg> you were a car?
<z3[n]> hah!
<z3[n]> we kno what he ment
<Nza> hahaha
<Rex-Out> coool... i wanna be reincarnated as a bird, but cars can also be cool
<Nza> multiple cars it would seem Agg, appears to have the ability to morph :P

Quote #773 (+10) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #54 (+3) [ 2002-11-06, 05:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> oh yes.. i just love being associated with someone who's pinned as being a poofter... *does a little dance of joy*
<Cav> your all just jealous that i aint a poofter and that you cant have my sexy body :)
<Rudeboi> after some grotty 900yo aliens have stuck their fingers up ur arse, methinks not...

Quote #2765 (0) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #153 (+9) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #506 (+7) [ 2003-04-26, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> did anyone try my hand red dwarf style of practice kissing? it's a really killer
<Darkness> what the?
<Darkness> Does that mean i have to wear a red suit and kneel down?
<Darkness> Cause there aint no way i'm becoming santas bitch!
<Darkness> oh wait, that's an elf.

Quote #3156 (+11) [ 2005-12-23, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Jessica> Heheh
<Jessica> Yeah.
<Jessica> I got packed full of it.
<FatMan> wtf?
* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has left #overclockers

Quote #974 (+28) [ 2003-08-30, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Moose licks FreeFrags arse and grabs the cookie
<Moose> *kicks