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Quote #2060 (+4) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #2058 (+4) [ 2004-06-14, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> but your just a script kiddie
<SoulReap> scripts my ass
*** SoulReap Quit (Exit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))

Quote #2064 (+4) [ 2004-06-17, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> O)@%$U)(@!%U@%
<CapnChron> I hate fucking theives
<CapnChron> fucking no respect for bastards like me!
<CapnChron> I finish work
<CapnChron> Goto the gem
<CapnChron> I'm like "Where are the fucking wheels"
<CapnChron> The car was sitting on bricks
<CapnChron> No wheel and no brakes as well
<CapnChron> so I go home, get the wheels and take the brakes off the other gem
<CapnChron> and go back put it on
<CapnChron> Guess what
<CapnChron> Cunts got into the hood of the car and stole my fucking batttery!
<CapnChron> motherfuckers

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #2145 (+4) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #2184 (+4) [ 2004-07-24, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> Hmm.. there were 3.5 million crimes commited in south africa in 2000 :)
<G-Force> and 2004?
<tensop> the statistics are unavailble for 2004 G-Force, the statistics guy in south africa was carjacked on the way to work, so he had to catch a bus.. he was robbed 5 times while waiting for the bus, then the bus driver was murdered so he had to walk, on his way there he was assaulted 6 times and finally murdered

Quote #2212 (+4) [ 2004-08-01, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(One``) i couldnt go to a melbourne ocau bbq with free food, because ive got 4 posts, it would be like getting charity

Quote #2247 (+4) [ 2004-08-17, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> i need to put my wallet through the wash i think
<Fod> you could say i'd be ... laundering my money
<knowsfords> that was so bad I think you gave me cancer.
<Fod> :D
<Fod> seriously though, it stinks
<knowsfords> like your joke

Quote #2349 (+4) [ 2004-10-20, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[danny]: anyways my parents are due back from shopping soon
DrillSGT: ahhhh
[danny]: so i'm going to jump into the shower so i dont have to help unpack the car

Quote #2367 (+4) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #2372 (+4) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #2379 (+4) [ 2004-11-10, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lartnec> sarah wants me to move out with her
<Lartnec> but she's looking at strathers
<Lartnec> so screw that :(
<NoFX-Eli> yeah
<NoFX-Eli> what's the point
<NoFX-Eli> no pool table
<Lartnec> lol
<Lartnec> thats all you need
<Lartnec> dont need no fancy internet
<Lartnec> or electricity for that matter
<Lartnec> just a block of wood, some holes and a stick
<Lartnec> and maybe some balls
<Lartnec> but hey thats optional

Quote #2411 (+4) [ 2004-12-06, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> How, exactly, did a pair of clean underpants end up UNDER my computer case?
<Quadbox> ye gods I must have been drunk that night

Quote #2413 (+4) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #2446 (+4) [ 2004-12-22, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> this corsair runs hot
<Remote_Man> what vdimm should i be running it at?
<Narcolepsy> You must do what you feel is right, young luke.
<phextwin> Use the volts Remote_Man.
<Narcolepsy> The DIMM is with you.
<Remote_Man> I can't it's to much
<phextwin> That is where you fail.
<Narcolepsy> You must believe in yourself.
<Narcolepsy> (the forks in strong in this pun)

Quote #2461 (+4) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #2470 (+4) [ 2005-01-06, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #2532 (+4) [ 2005-01-24, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The funny thing is, out of the ~10 computers in the joint, they only take the laptop with the DVD burner and the fileserver.
<FreeFrag> And they took another computer off the top of the fileserver to get to it.
<FreeFrag> They are now doing a MS Backup to a 120Gb USB2 External Drive, and a XCopy of the server data drive to a Netcomm NAS that is hidden somewhere in the building.
<D_Web> where is it?
<FreeFrag> We dont know.
<D_Web> last time I went, I only had time to take a laptop and file server

Quote #2554 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 19:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> i'm 5'2
<thor-> you would be like headjob height on me leesa ;)
<outonanisl> no thor- i dare you to say it to her face
<Agg> he'd have to kneel down to do that

Quote #2585 (+4) [ 2005-02-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyAIR> browsing the internets from the comfort of my own bed.. I believe in heaven and truely this is it..
<WhiteyAIR> wireless > *
<TheWedgie> lol
<@knowsfords> WhiteyAIR: I'd actually say that snuggling under some blankets during winter is the best thing evar.
<WhiteyAIR> hmm.. you get negatives and positives with sharing bed space with a member of the opposite sex. I have yet to discover a negative to browsing in bed...
<WhiteyAIR> I haven't argued about something trivial with my powerbook yet
<WhiteyAIR> and it's never asked me how many women I have slept with before..

Quote #2595 (+4) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh

Quote #2599 (+4) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #2627 (+4) [ 2005-03-15, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we have ducted vacuuming
<brembo`> and ducted aircon, but both are rather neglected they only 50% work
<TheWedgie> so your house both sucks & blows?

Quote #2674 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 11:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): lol, someones patented the DNA sequence to tomatos
(Kim): rofl wtf?
(Tensop): "you say tgtcttataa catatagtct tttaaggaaa aacaaattta gaaaaaaaat aatattattt i say gttagataag acgtttaaat tgggcggata gagttacttt atttttcact gtcatatgtt" :P

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #2775 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Chuggy> You know over in toronto or some place in North America. The coppers there found out that in a case of 100 rapes, 80% of them were done by people who where star trek fans. Or fans of that kind of genra thingo.
<@Sciby> Really?
<@Chuggy> yeah
<@Sciby> I like Star Trek.
* @Dee eyes Sciby
* @Sciby takes off his pants.

Quote #2802 (+4) [ 2005-05-31, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> It was a slow news day for Ray Martin the other day "The bad manners epidemic sweeping the nation, Pregnent woman and even the elderly cant get a seat on a bus"
<Strange1> I shit you not
<TheWedgie> ROFL
<TheWedgie> i saw that
<Strange1> That was the main story
<TheWedgie> next day i pushed a pregnant woman OFF the bus.
<Strange1> I pushed one infront of a bus
<TheWedgie> "Ray Martin told me to do it!
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<TheWedgie> you win.

Quote #2827 (+4) [ 2005-06-17, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): i do beleive that... if the company that makes the smiley banners, and jamster combined... they would become an empire so evil, so spamtastic that they could take over the world.

Quote #2832 (+4) [ 2005-06-19, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> Eminoir!
<the_squid> i found the rubber cock!
<Eminoir> uh oh.... er..... i was curious?
<the_squid> :|
<the_squid> i also managed to escape the cop shop with a 5 star police rating
<the_squid> which was fun
<Eminoir> oh, gta, right
<the_squid> no this was IRL
<Eminoir> :|

Quote #2917 (+4) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2941 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> was at kmart at redbank plaza, with my dad, and we were going through the checkouts, and i go to dad "dont go through that one he looks like a fucken moron, probably went to redbank high" and the lady next to us says "i went to redbank high" and i said "yeah so did i, thats how i know hes a dumbass"

Quote #2942 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #2959 (+4) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #3001 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Warhamster drives the Manual car good
<SirPNut> warhammy not speak the english good
<Warhamster> yes, well
* Ultimata`` hands Warhamster a Diploma of Engrish.
<Warhamster> yay!
<Warhamster> this be the goodest honour me ever had

Quote #3002 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #3004 (+4) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #3016 (+4) [ 2005-10-08, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeeMan> Yeah. In my job interview, i was asked "what's the first thing you do if you get stuck" - my answer? Use google. New boss says "Me too"!
<FreeFrag> ROFL
<FreeFrag> See, if you were being interviewed by Eddie McGuire, he'd say "Uh sif, my boss says NineMSN is better than google"
<FreeFrag> "But i'm too stupid to use a computer for anything other than 4 questions and an answer so what would I know"
<MonoAWAY> if you were being interviewed by eddie mcguire he'd keep taking ad breaks to add to the tension
<DeeMan> Ah, but i'd have four options to choose from, and three lifelines.
<MonoAWAY> until you punched him in the face for doing it so often

Quote #3055 (+4) [ 2005-10-29, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #3061 (+4) [ 2005-11-01, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> what happens when you hit lvl60?
<Jessica> You turn into a fairy.
<Lombers> lol
<Jessica> And then you realise: you've been a fairy this whole time for playing such a POS game.
<Lombers> but seriously, is that the end of all the fun?
<Jessica> I mean, hello2u pixels.
<Jessica> Nah, you get to go around pwning n00bs.
<Jessica> Its like "IM LVL60 HAX lol i pwn u"
<Jessica> meanwhile the guy is this obese, completely unintelligent thanks to years of msn talk fool with doritos stained fingers and pizza smeared all over his face

Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #3260 (+4) [ 2006-02-16, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zzzuus> McJaaaames.
<yaleman> mczuus with cheese :D
<outy> what does that make me?
<zzzuus> mmmm yummy
<zzzuus> McNuggouty's.
<yaleman> a quarter pounder with issues

Quote #3272 (+4) [ 2006-02-27, 02:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Budda> brreak the silence
<outy> sorry
<outy> was eating
<Budda> im trying to open the worlds most shit designed spaghetti can
<outy> smash it on your head
<Budda> i tried
<Budda> thats why i shut up for a bit

Quote #3287 (+4) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.