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Quote #2461 (+4) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #2470 (+4) [ 2005-01-06, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

Quote #2463 (+4) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #2532 (+4) [ 2005-01-24, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The funny thing is, out of the ~10 computers in the joint, they only take the laptop with the DVD burner and the fileserver.
<FreeFrag> And they took another computer off the top of the fileserver to get to it.
<FreeFrag> They are now doing a MS Backup to a 120Gb USB2 External Drive, and a XCopy of the server data drive to a Netcomm NAS that is hidden somewhere in the building.
<D_Web> where is it?
<FreeFrag> We dont know.
<D_Web> last time I went, I only had time to take a laptop and file server

Quote #2547 (+4) [ 2005-01-29, 17:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> everytime i eat homemade pie i feel sick
<outonanisl> i think my body is trying to tell me that 25 pounds of butter per square inch isnt good
<Iroquois> yep, it'll do that
<Iroquois> when I ate my regrettable record of 14 pieces of pizza, my body *sure* told me about that :(
<Iroquois> then the doctor at the hospital told me about it

Quote #2554 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 19:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> i'm 5'2
<thor-> you would be like headjob height on me leesa ;)
<outonanisl> no thor- i dare you to say it to her face
<Agg> he'd have to kneel down to do that

Quote #2595 (+4) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh

Quote #2599 (+4) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #2627 (+4) [ 2005-03-15, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we have ducted vacuuming
<brembo`> and ducted aircon, but both are rather neglected they only 50% work
<TheWedgie> so your house both sucks & blows?

Quote #2632 (+4) [ 2005-03-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> mind u atm id hit a $2 steak

Quote #2658 (+4) [ 2005-03-31, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nismo> Struzball in some US states they have different science classes
<Struzball> lol really nismo
<nismo> one for evolutionary science and one for creationism science
<nismo> i know which one id be doing for easy marks :D
<nismo> Exam
<nismo> Question 1
<nismo> who created the platypus
<nismo> a) God
<nismo> correct
<KamiNeko> rofl nismo

Quote #2674 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 11:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): lol, someones patented the DNA sequence to tomatos
(Kim): rofl wtf?
(Tensop): "you say tgtcttataa catatagtct tttaaggaaa aacaaattta gaaaaaaaat aatattattt i say gttagataag acgtttaaat tgggcggata gagttacttt atttttcact gtcatatgtt" :P

Quote #2727 (+4) [ 2005-04-30, 08:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #2775 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Chuggy> You know over in toronto or some place in North America. The coppers there found out that in a case of 100 rapes, 80% of them were done by people who where star trek fans. Or fans of that kind of genra thingo.
<@Sciby> Really?
<@Chuggy> yeah
<@Sciby> I like Star Trek.
* @Dee eyes Sciby
* @Sciby takes off his pants.

Quote #2802 (+4) [ 2005-05-31, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> It was a slow news day for Ray Martin the other day "The bad manners epidemic sweeping the nation, Pregnent woman and even the elderly cant get a seat on a bus"
<Strange1> I shit you not
<TheWedgie> ROFL
<TheWedgie> i saw that
<Strange1> That was the main story
<TheWedgie> next day i pushed a pregnant woman OFF the bus.
<Strange1> I pushed one infront of a bus
<TheWedgie> "Ray Martin told me to do it!
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<TheWedgie> you win.

Quote #2832 (+4) [ 2005-06-19, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> Eminoir!
<the_squid> i found the rubber cock!
<Eminoir> uh oh.... er..... i was curious?
<the_squid> :|
<the_squid> i also managed to escape the cop shop with a 5 star police rating
<the_squid> which was fun
<Eminoir> oh, gta, right
<the_squid> no this was IRL
<Eminoir> :|

Quote #2913 (+4) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #2917 (+4) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2941 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> was at kmart at redbank plaza, with my dad, and we were going through the checkouts, and i go to dad "dont go through that one he looks like a fucken moron, probably went to redbank high" and the lady next to us says "i went to redbank high" and i said "yeah so did i, thats how i know hes a dumbass"

Quote #2942 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #2959 (+4) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #3001 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Warhamster drives the Manual car good
<SirPNut> warhammy not speak the english good
<Warhamster> yes, well
* Ultimata`` hands Warhamster a Diploma of Engrish.
<Warhamster> yay!
<Warhamster> this be the goodest honour me ever had

Quote #3002 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #3016 (+4) [ 2005-10-08, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeeMan> Yeah. In my job interview, i was asked "what's the first thing you do if you get stuck" - my answer? Use google. New boss says "Me too"!
<FreeFrag> ROFL
<FreeFrag> See, if you were being interviewed by Eddie McGuire, he'd say "Uh sif, my boss says NineMSN is better than google"
<FreeFrag> "But i'm too stupid to use a computer for anything other than 4 questions and an answer so what would I know"
<MonoAWAY> if you were being interviewed by eddie mcguire he'd keep taking ad breaks to add to the tension
<DeeMan> Ah, but i'd have four options to choose from, and three lifelines.
<MonoAWAY> until you punched him in the face for doing it so often

Quote #3049 (+4) [ 2005-10-27, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> bloody monkeysuit uniforms. you guys know how hot it is working in IT with a bloody tie
<DeadlyDude> going into town with a suit on is teh win tho
<Hunter> had to supervise an erection today
<Hunter> it wasnt a big one

Quote #3055 (+4) [ 2005-10-29, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #3061 (+4) [ 2005-11-01, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> what happens when you hit lvl60?
<Jessica> You turn into a fairy.
<Lombers> lol
<Jessica> And then you realise: you've been a fairy this whole time for playing such a POS game.
<Lombers> but seriously, is that the end of all the fun?
<Jessica> I mean, hello2u pixels.
<Jessica> Nah, you get to go around pwning n00bs.
<Jessica> Its like "IM LVL60 HAX lol i pwn u"
<Jessica> meanwhile the guy is this obese, completely unintelligent thanks to years of msn talk fool with doritos stained fingers and pizza smeared all over his face

Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #3260 (+4) [ 2006-02-16, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zzzuus> McJaaaames.
<yaleman> mczuus with cheese :D
<outy> what does that make me?
<zzzuus> mmmm yummy
<zzzuus> McNuggouty's.
<yaleman> a quarter pounder with issues

Quote #3272 (+4) [ 2006-02-27, 02:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Budda> brreak the silence
<outy> sorry
<outy> was eating
<Budda> im trying to open the worlds most shit designed spaghetti can
<outy> smash it on your head
<Budda> i tried
<Budda> thats why i shut up for a bit

Quote #3287 (+4) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #3358 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsykoSmily> or just buy a chimp and have sex with that
<Recharge> great minds..
[edj] nah... that's just way too michael jackson
<PsykoSmily> lol
<PsykoSmily> you could train the monkey to give perfect head everytime
<PsykoSmily> anyway...
<PsykoSmily> another topic.
* PsykoSmily whistles
<Recharge> oooooooooooook
[edj] yeah, but think of how painful it can get when it instinctively thinks it has to peel the banana first
<PsykoSmily> LOL
<Recharge> you've put far too much imagination into that thought

Quote #3372 (+4) [ 2006-05-17, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<saev> i would possibly have studied science if i hadn't had insane science teachers.
<saev> i used to wonder where they bought their pants.
<saev> because they would have new pants... every so often... but they were always still magically pants from many decades before.
<saev> like they bought a gigantic box of ugly pants, to last throughout the ages.

Quote #3407 (+4) [ 2006-06-16, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> OK, I've turned into a real mac user
<FreeFrag> I bought this MacBook without knowing for positive what the specs were.
<FreeFrag> Hah, there's only one button on this laptop

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #3434 (+4) [ 2006-07-07, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Teddybear: Anyways, learning about anything pregnancy related seems like a worthwhile way to spend time. You never know when you're going to have to deliver a baby in an emergency :p
Teddybear: it's on Lazerus Long's list of things humans have to be able to do, anyway
Homicidal: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Homicidal: okay, so it wasnt on the list afterall

Quote #3504 (+4) [ 2006-08-10, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> the only reason i dont sniff glue is im scared ill wake up naked with my hand glued to my dick screaming obscenities at passers by at the trainstation
<outy> which isnt as easy to explain to family as you would expect

Quote #3527 (+4) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #3514 (+4) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #3525 (+4) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> On playing Othello - "I didn't realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don't mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping the baddest babes on the planet. The he falls in love with some teenager and loses his fucking mind. I don't like that idea at all. I mean, how stupid was he?"
* MadHatter falls off his chair
<deepspring> lol
* irvo44 has quit IRC (Quit)
<brod|bmxor> lmao
<Remote> MadHatter, link to this gold?
<deepspring> link us oh masterful master (beta)
* brod|bmxor dons www.overclockers.com.au/ubuntu/powered by sapphire stickered helmet
<MadHatter> find it on imdb under his quotes
<knowsfjord> "I'm sick of these motherfucking shakespear plays on this motherfucking stage"

Quote #3594 (+4) [ 2006-10-13, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pcweirdo> benz and bolex, sitting in a tree, C-T-C-P-I-N-G. first comes ping, then checking version, then comes a baby in the baby carriage...

Quote #3606 (+4) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha