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Quote #1409 (+14) [ 2003-12-03, 16:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Yea... I went and watched a movie
<CapnChron> Tried to get up
<CapnChron> Couldn't
<CapnChron> So I got mum to pull me off
<yale_work> ahahahahahaa
<CapnChron> and bang.. it hurts and has been hurting since.

Quote #1417 (+14) [ 2003-12-05, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freeed> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Quote #1447 (+14) [ 2003-12-16, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> thetron: I'm not making fun of you. I'm stating something. You're an idiot. You reduce the median iq in this channel to -38, even if you don't say anything. So... any questions, or will you just stick to your fingerpaints?

Quote #1470 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> SMS from Tom: I have broken down outside an open access point again!!
<D_Web> lmao
<wildz0r> bwahahaha
<wildz0r> get him on IRC!
<gords> "No we are outside *** and it is http only"
<D_Web> ahhahaha
<gords> i replied with something like "lol, *** has an open ap? heh. btw, you really should replace the commo if you don't want to be broken down all the time. waiting for the racv?"
<gords> his reply: "yes bloody alternator"

Quote #1471 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 18:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tommmo is not from vic
<@gords> where are you from tom?
<Tommmo> adelaide gords
<Tommmo> the city of CHURCHES
<brembo`> and people in barrels

Quote #1498 (+14) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #1757 (+14) [ 2004-03-22, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm this packet of apricot logs has a use by date of Feb 05, 4047 ?
<knowsfords> man they really mean it when they say foil seals in the freshness

Quote #1791 (+14) [ 2004-03-30, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> noone is gunna play mta?
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<TheWedgie> LOL
<TheWedgie> i'd take that as a no.
<Fod> heh

Quote #1856 (+14) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #1918 (+14) [ 2004-05-04, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> what's the term for a fake bone? like a prosthetic limb, but a bone
<Erve> prosthetic bone?
<Rik> dildo

Quote #2578 (+14) [ 2005-02-11, 11:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> Fod's illustrated guide to social awkwardness:
<Fod|Work> so we went to see a mate's band play last night
<Fod|Work> after the set, we were standing around having a few beers when i saw this little kid out of the corner of my eye
<Fod|Work> so i turned round and yelled "HEY! YOU AREN'T EIGHTEEN!!"
<Fod|Work> (as you do)
<Fod|Work> it was a midget.

Quote #161 (+13) [ 2002-12-13, 04:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> I wonder how many people have made their own phasechange system
<NoRicePoo> i get phasechange whenever i eat a hot chillie
<Rik_> from solid to liquid
<NoRicePoo> or gasss

Quote #193 (+13) [ 2002-12-23, 12:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> 140 so far. Not going to risk fast speeds with the cops active in the XMas period
<milenko> sabretooth: you shouldnt risk fast speeds fullstop.
<l00b3r> sabretooth speeding is baaad
<K|dDO> l00b3r: once he gets to 140 the yellow pages he is sitting on get blown away :)
<l00b3r> lol K|dDO
* K|dDO was kicked by sabretooth (That's funny coming from someone who's about my height - ##3)

Quote #152 (+13) [ 2002-12-10, 09:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<XiTatiON> stupid fuckwit
*** Bravo has joined #overclockers

Quote #488 (+13) [ 2003-04-22, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog`> a good immunity is to piss on yourself twice daily
<Grog`> i've been doing it for years
<Grog`> and i haven't caught SARS

Quote #921 (+13) [ 2003-08-17, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FLoRa gives FreeFrag another cookie for being cool
<FreeFrag> If I get cookies based on how cool I am, I should have the whole packet.
<FreeFrag> *grin*
<brembo`> an empty packet that is

Quote #1084 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #1246 (+13) [ 2003-10-29, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Gah, anyone have the same problem as me? I'm 17 yet I cannot swallow any tablets! Food is no problem, yet I just CANNOT swallow tablets!! Heeeelp! :S
<biatch> dude, i take tablets an inch long. yours can't be that bad
<LoneWolf_> sabs, she's talking about you again :P

Quote #1281 (+13) [ 2003-11-05, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@wild> god, I'm goin crazy.
<@wild> I saw the word 'watercolors', and I thought it said 'watercoolers'.
<Draebor> hahaha
<Draebor> i saw the the word 'overcooked' & thought it was overclocked
<@wild> lmao
<knowsfords> I saw the word Carpet and thought it said Wangdalooginkaulpomkomo.
<knowsfords> I then decided to stop sniffing the carpet samples.

Quote #1371 (+13) [ 2003-11-22, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> URHG. I just had a shower. Then came and got dressed, puts on deoderant.....wait...how come im all greasy...fecking wd40.

Quote #1408 (+13) [ 2003-12-03, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> oh! 4 seconds with one hand! woot!

Quote #1433 (+13) [ 2003-12-10, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> airforce am teh win
<Tommmo> except the slight issue of having to visit war infested regions
<Erve> there'd be a war over who'd get my cock 1st
<brembo`> weapon of minor proportion

Quote #1762 (+13) [ 2004-03-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Frosty): people are idiots
(Frosty): Im a prime example
(Frosty): I just had a shower, looked at my towel and thought "hrm, better not touch that, it might get wet"

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #1947 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 02:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> hi Alyra
<ethanol> are you girl
<ethanol> add me on msn
<Alyra> I am.
<Alyra> Transvestite!
<Alyra> I AM SEX CHANGE GIRL!
<BaldDevil> oooooo
<Alyra> Really.
<BaldDevil> nice
<Alyra> I have a penis.
<Alyra> And 2 heads.
<ethanol> k
<Alyra> and 3 heads.
<BaldDevil> can i have your number
<ethanol> add me then
<Alyra> and 6 eyes
<Alyra> hahahahah
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
* ethanol was kicked by Agg (OMGASLBBQ!)
* Agg sets mode: -b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
<Alyra> oh I feel so honoured agg.
<Alyra> Thats the first time someones banned someone for trying to pick me up!
<Agg> don't be, i was just using you for sex.
<Agg> oh.. that. right. yeaaah.

Quote #2019 (+13) [ 2004-05-31, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna write my application for floor supervisor up tommorow
<@Falkor> in?
<Rage> at work
<Rage> they're gonna promote more people
<eDust> to supervise the floor. you know, to make sure it doesn't stop holding things up, or start acting like a wall

Quote #2686 (+13) [ 2005-04-15, 14:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|scythe|> [13:23] <Jessica> the pain in my throat - guess ull have to find someone with a smaller 'leg' then aye?
<Jessica> Lol
<Jessica> If only I could find someone with a 'leg' at all :(
<Quadbox> Ironic, considering that only last week I could have sworn I heard something about not letting any boy's "leg" anywhere near you
<Jessica> I'm a fickle female, quadbox :P
<Quadbox> There's another word for that phenomenon :p
<MadHatter> ugly?

Quote #2994 (+13) [ 2005-09-21, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> sigh, one of these days I'm going to go into Bern's TDS and go "Hi Bern, I'm Warhamster", and he's going to pull out a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of me
<Agg> be sure to film it

Quote #3218 (+13) [ 2006-01-23, 20:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> imagine all the chicks getting screwed by american sailors now.
<eDust> every time a US ship comes into sydney i see girls practically throw themselves at them
<D_Web> there are plenty of women on that ship
<knowsfords> D_Web: they're probably out getting pussy too

Quote #4108 (+13) [ 2007-05-05, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> ffs quit talking about sex my highlights are going ballistic!

Quote #156 (+12) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #179 (+12) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #216 (+12) [ 2002-12-30, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<orlock> every time a flash animation appears on screen i jerk the mouse
<Darkness> I bet the mouse isn't complaining.

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #381 (+12) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #429 (+12) [ 2003-03-29, 01:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> gah, put my headphones on over an hour ago but forgot to start winamp

Quote #549 (+12) [ 2003-05-14, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quadbox): Whoa... I must be smashed... Just saw my toe, and thought it was some sort of insect, so I stamped on it... :p

Quote #553 (+12) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #578 (+12) [ 2003-05-20, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i had a cat lover in the car one day, she goes "hey mark, watch out for that cat on the road", me not realising she was a cat lover said "dont worry, i'll get the fucker" and swung the car towards it

Quote #628 (+12) [ 2003-06-06, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FuriousG> stupid spam
<FuriousG> why the fuck would i want a septic tank?

Quote #699 (+12) [ 2003-06-25, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Quilb shakes head at the level of conversation. its not even 2am yet
* Darkness puts hand to ear. And this just in, Fuck you, Quilb. Thanks, tom!

Quote #910 (+12) [ 2003-08-15, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

Quote #1011 (+12) [ 2003-09-07, 22:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Immo_G: what would male/tentacle sex count as? :P
<Immo_G> i dunno Cav, my collection of it is labelled in Japanese

Quote #1072 (+12) [ 2003-10-05, 05:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Car still don't start
* sabretooth mutters
<Fod> maybe the fuel line is clogged with hair

Quote #1109 (+12) [ 2003-10-12, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phishnchip rolls eyes
* Agg catches them and rolls them back

Quote #1377 (+12) [ 2003-11-25, 15:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night

Quote #1379 (+12) [ 2003-11-26, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> BWAAhhh My wife just came in with a cigarette and ashed into my last beer, thinking it was an empty can :(
<Mred32> I'd just opened it as well.
<FenrisOlf> hehehe.... ahhh, I feel for you man.
<FenrisOlf> marriage can be hard sometimes =(
<Mred32> :(
<Mred32> It tastes strange

Quote #1482 (+12) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol