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Quote #4187 (-2) [ 2007-07-18, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Meowrr|out> hmm curls or straight
<V8R> shaved
<V8R> curls get caught in your teeth
<Meowrr|out> not there silly
<V8R> ;)

Quote #4186 (+7) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #4185 (+9) [ 2007-07-16, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Getho> I just realised I went 2 years in my job, without being about to pronouce my mangers name.
<Getho> able*
<Getho> managers*
<Getho> and being able to spell aparrently.
<enigma> apparently*
<enigma> (I probably got that wrong too nw)
<enigma> ... bah
* enigma gives up
* Getho joins enigma

Quote #4184 (+1) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #4183 (+6) [ 2007-07-13, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> OooOOOooOOOOoooOOoo
* knowsfords haunts #overclockers
* Wayne_ performs an exorcism
* knowsfords has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Wayne_> ha
<Wayne_> it worked

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #4174 (+2) [ 2007-07-02, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sion> cant you just lock overclockers
<Nick> heh
<sh> no
<sh> they would find a way around it like joining two jumpers by drawing a line with a lead pencil or something

Quote #4173 (+5) [ 2007-06-30, 20:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomas> gamma, is it slutty mc fuck cunt?
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks (Fucktard Response Activated - Unallowed word/phrase - tempban 30 s)
* Sticks sets mode: -b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas has joined #overclockers
<Wayne> what did you say thomas?
<Wayne> that got you banned?
<Thomas> wayne, i said C U N T
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks ( Fucktard Response - 2nd Offense - Unallowed word/phrase )
<Wayne> lol
<Sticks> bwwaahahaa
<Stygian> ...
<Asteroid> the trick is to suitably obscure it :p
<rodgrech> lol
<Sticks> like I didn't think of that when I wrote it :p
<rodgrech> lets go 3 for 3
* Wayne high fives Sticks

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #4167 (+3) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #4164 (+4) [ 2007-06-14, 18:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> http://tinyurl.com/25svb5 <= is that a good buy? (carsales link)
<Wayne> ARGH, its goatse
<Remote> lol
<Splosh123> Remote: Your a sicko
<Splosh123> Goatse blow up doll?? no thanks... it's cheap though

Quote #4159 (+7) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

Quote #4156 (0) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #4155 (0) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #4154 (-2) [ 2007-06-08, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> advice to anyone who wishes to keep their sanity. do not buy a jasjam, or any 'pdaphone'. they are utter shit.
<Gary_J> devians, what's wrong with yours?
<Gamma> im thinking of getting the W880i anyone own one?
<devians> it just generally gives me the shits. like i have it open with the physical keyboard out, and it constantly fucking pops up the itty bitty useless onscreen thing. for fucking fucks sake, fuck the fucking fuck of you fucker.
<V8R[ws]> kyl3 with the hot news :D http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=7392422&postcount=5
<Gary_J> hrmm, mine doesn't normally pop up the keyboard
<V8R[ws]> devians: sounds like you lose :( you shouldve fucked the fucking fucker before the fucker fucked you first :/

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #4151 (+10) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #4150 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #4146 (+1) [ 2007-06-06, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hmm, tempting to buy one of those roomba things.
<Draffa> Hasn't had a wash in probably 4 or 5 months. Since last time it rained, actually.
<MadHatter> what is a roomba?
<Agg> mostly tiles here, and short-pile carpet. i reckon it'd do ok.
<Agg> vacuum robot thing.
<Agg> cruises around vacuuming.
<MadHatter> ahh
<Agg> they used to be shit but apparently they're pretty good now.
<MadHatter> you just need one to mow the lawn too and you are set
<Agg> my wife mows the lawn :)
<MadHatter> hows that for obedience :P
<MadHatter> does she cook?
<Agg> not every night, but pretty regularly
<Teddybear> always good to have room for improvement :p

Quote #4144 (+8) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #4139 (+10) [ 2007-06-03, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

Quote #4137 (-5) [ 2007-06-03, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<T-roy> Anyone know how to unban my self from a CS:S server that im an admin of -_-

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #4131 (+7) [ 2007-05-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

Quote #4130 (+5) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #4124 (+1) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #4123 (+3) [ 2007-05-20, 22:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has quit (Quit: And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.)

Quote #4122 (0) [ 2007-05-19, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Porn isn't illegal, indeed. You're allowed to have a couple of porn mags at RAAF recruits (rules apply, but anyway), yet they won't let the navy keep anything remotely pornographic at Cerberus.
<Narcolepsy> No wonder the navy's a little...funny.
<brodsta> lol
<Torched> a little strange
<enigma> lits-hp: starcraft3 rts ftw!
<deepspring> rofl
<Torched> a little...queer
<Draffa> In the Navy...

Quote #4115 (0) [ 2007-05-09, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> what's the vista equivalent of su?
<Freaek> su...cker

Quote #4111 (+8) [ 2007-05-09, 16:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Deadeye> im doing work
<Deadeye> and they call a fucking fire drill
<HrdwrBoB> ahahaha
* Deadeye isnt moving...
<Deadeye> im going to die in a fire :D
<Deadeye> the fire alarm here is fucking annoying
<Deadeye> BOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP
<Deadeye> im shoopin da booop
<Deadeye> announcemtn was just said...
<Deadeye> fire wardens please evacuate...
<Deadeye> someone just yelled out
<Deadeye> WHAT ABOUT US?!

Quote #4109 (+3) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #4108 (+13) [ 2007-05-05, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> ffs quit talking about sex my highlights are going ballistic!

Quote #4106 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

Quote #4105 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of

Quote #4104 (+9) [ 2007-05-01, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. (0.09 seconds)
<Disko> Results 1 - 50 of about 17,400,000 for why are you spamming the channel?. (0.19 seconds)
<Danamania> Results 1 - 10 of about 65,200 for rubber tubing chicken goat porn. (0.10 seconds)

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4102 (+3) [ 2007-05-01, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> pantyhose
<Tha_Den> pantyhouse
<Torched> partyhouse
<Tha_Den> partyhose?

Quote #4101 (+4) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #4099 (+2) [ 2007-04-29, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Yumm
<Jessica> I cook awesome food.
<Jessica> I am going to make an awesome wife!
<Torched> you can't cook wives
<Torched> silly girl

Quote #4098 (+7) [ 2007-04-29, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TallehCat> She's rather intelligent and deep.
<Torched> yeah, deep chicks rule

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4094 (-2) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #4093 (+1) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P