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Quote #3474 (+3) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #2832 (+4) [ 2005-06-19, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> Eminoir!
<the_squid> i found the rubber cock!
<Eminoir> uh oh.... er..... i was curious?
<the_squid> :|
<the_squid> i also managed to escape the cop shop with a 5 star police rating
<the_squid> which was fun
<Eminoir> oh, gta, right
<the_squid> no this was IRL
<Eminoir> :|

Quote #2432 (+3) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #1345 (+5) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #3419 (+3) [ 2006-06-27, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|MB> Guess what ovretook me on the princes highway.
<Gavatron> a car
<LemMinG> your ego?
<Hibba> haha
<V8R[ws]> your arse end?
<Shaun> I'll take idiocy for $200.

Quote #1448 (+7) [ 2003-12-19, 08:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Morning all!
<Manaz> My last day as a free man, and the first thing I've done when I've woken up is put on a load of washing. How under-the-thumb am I...

Quote #428 (+2) [ 2003-03-28, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> I don't know much in this world. But there is one thing I know - I want to have lots of sex with Kylie Minogue.

Quote #2747 (+2) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #679 (+13) [ 2003-06-17, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> its PSU RAID5. the third PSU is for parity.
<mort> thankyou agg.
<mort> thank christ someone knows.
<Agg> no, someone's taking the piss.
<Agg> (me)

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #578 (+13) [ 2003-05-20, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i had a cat lover in the car one day, she goes "hey mark, watch out for that cat on the road", me not realising she was a cat lover said "dont worry, i'll get the fucker" and swung the car towards it

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #133 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #3508 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #2465 (+7) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #773 (+10) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #381 (+13) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #2226 (+5) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #1740 (+3) [ 2004-03-11, 18:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJStudd> Is it possible to have a normal blood pressure, yet have "slower flowing" blood? All 3 times I've gone to have blood extracted (blood bank (Was really dizzy for a long while after it) and 2 blood tests) the blood has flowed REALLY slowly
<thetron> DJStudd: No sexual activitys between those 2 intervals

Quote #1153 (+1) [ 2003-10-18, 13:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hehe, I read that as boobs
<sniper64> hahahaha
<Gibbon> I wonder what I'm thinking about ......
<echelon> Gibbon: well, your birthday has only just gone, get a special 'present'?
<Gibbon> unfortunately not, echelon
<echelon> hehe
* echelon sends a paid hooker to Gibbon's house
<MadHatter> lol
* Gibbon wraps himself in latex and smears himself in chicken fat ... then waits ......

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #826 (+14) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #2552 (+7) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #1715 (+9) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #1330 (+2) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #1892 (+4) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #658 (+1) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #388 (+1) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #1801 (+2) [ 2004-04-04, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> From what FF said and from my fuzzy memory, it went along the lines of 'TheTron is talking out of his magical ass.' I think Agg said it.
<thetron> Sciby and FreeFrag keep your flame wars comfined to #overclockers and only there. Calling people names and flaming them isn't productive and gets you no credit
<FreeFrag> thetron, you're silly, and I'll say that wherever I want.
<Sciby> thetron: I don't need no steenking credit.

Quote #1864 (+5) [ 2004-04-22, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> wanted: Sexy, thin, huge jugged hot chicks to pay to have sex with Erve
<Erve> they should be grovelling for the privledge
<Erve> them and their mothers

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #3051 (+2) [ 2005-10-28, 09:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

oli: any car knowledgable people here?
Grosby: what do you need to know about a car?
oli: ive got a car sitting in the driveway with a jack under one side, and two piles of bricks on the other
oli: a monaro
oli: :(
Grosby: You live in Ipswich?

Quote #4314 (+11) [ 2008-05-07, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< glasTop> What's the usless bit of skin attached to the penis? The man :P (j/k)
< Teddybear> it's not useless
< glasTop> No, its not
< Teddybear> it cooks and cracks lame jokes
< glasTop> Fuck you, Teddybear

Quote #1317 (+7) [ 2003-11-13, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

Quote #861 (+8) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #874 (+7) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #42 (+1) [ 2002-10-31, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> anyways time to whack on the fan

Quote #506 (+7) [ 2003-04-26, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> did anyone try my hand red dwarf style of practice kissing? it's a really killer
<Darkness> what the?
<Darkness> Does that mean i have to wear a red suit and kneel down?
<Darkness> Cause there aint no way i'm becoming santas bitch!
<Darkness> oh wait, that's an elf.

Quote #2516 (+12) [ 2005-01-19, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> I watched "Bootmen" today
<Flora> It is good
<Flora> but sad
<Krypt0n> bootmen?
<Flora> About tap dancing
<Krypt0n> does he have a sidekick called ribbon?

Quote #3171 (+2) [ 2006-01-05, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i prefer to think of them as attainable women, rather than ugly
<Hunter> shard, i only have a few selection criteria
<One``> I require there to be a hole for birthing, and hands for cooking.

Quote #166 (+9) [ 2002-12-15, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Just /msg me if anybody wants a quickie.
<sabretooth> /msg Andypoo Andy baby, can I have a quickie?

Quote #810 (+4) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"