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Quote #4012 (+16) [ 2007-01-17, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Holly barely cries or causes us any grief at all
<Nozz> I think the baby manufacturers were just going easy on us the first time or something
<Freaek> sweet
<Freaek> if someone ever hoodwinks me into having kids, can I get the configs from you?
<Freaek> just tarball them onto ugbox or something
<Nozz> sorry dude, they're proprietry :p
<Nozz> I destroyed the source after I compiled it
<Freaek> aww come on maaan
<Freaek> software wants to be free
<Freaek> maybe I can reverse engineer it
<Nozz> I'd prefer if you didn't

Quote #4221 (+6) [ 2007-10-08, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[10:38] <@Wayne> FFS, I was attacked by a bird.
[10:38] <Chamelion> Lucky SOB.
[10:39] <@Wayne> When I was riding my bike from the service station after I had put some air in my tires, a magpie kept swooping me
[10:39] <@Wayne> It even had some goes at me with its claws.
[10:41] <Chamelion> Ohh, a bird bird.

Quote #28 (+3) [ 2002-10-26, 07:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I love my cock. Without it I'd be much less of a man...
<Narcolepsy> Nearly an inch less of a man...

Quote #2651 (+6) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #2034 (+3) [ 2004-06-06, 12:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

Quote #279 (+7) [ 2003-01-23, 04:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> maybe
<Agg-> you
<Agg-> could
<Agg-> look
<Agg-> for
<Agg-> a
<Agg-> keyboard
<Agg-> that
<Agg-> doesn't
<Agg-> hit
<Agg-> return
<risesies> Agg- you spammer :P
<Agg-> instead
<Agg-> of
<Agg-> space
<Agg-> so kick me
* Agg- was kicked by Wolfy (dont spam!)

Quote #2834 (+8) [ 2005-06-20, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> god damn my mum is a tight arse
<Gibbon> so tempting
<Agg> you find his mum's tight arse tempting?
<Gibbon> hey, you haven't seen his mum
<Agg> true enough :)

Quote #1886 (+10) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #2743 (+10) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #2753 (+5) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #1998 (+5) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #3570 (+3) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #249 (+7) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #2441 (+9) [ 2004-12-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I should start reading more
<D_Web> there was a book around here that I wanted to read, but I can't find it now
<brembo`> "101 ways to improve your memory"

Quote #869 (+8) [ 2003-08-10, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Sticks is now known as Lurian
<FreeFrag> whats with the namechange sticks?
<sabretooth> Sticks had a sex change
<FreeFrag> oh good, now it wont feel so funny

Quote #1839 (+7) [ 2004-04-15, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik wonders what to cook his steak with
<brembo`> heat ?

Quote #987 (+3) [ 2003-09-02, 01:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> left hand is easier

Quote #2558 (+3) [ 2005-02-01, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> this storm is hopeless.
<BenZor> Its like, all show no go
<BenZor> Its like a hot4's cruise.

Quote #1164 (+1) [ 2003-10-19, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i saw 14 year old boobies last night... and i was leik... THATS SO WRONG... yet i still had to look, :)

Quote #1214 (+3) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #2840 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I found out EA's Battlefield2 release schedule
<Lombers> a) Release demo
<Lombers> b) Find bugs
<Lombers> c) Copy bugs to full version
<Lombers> d) Release full version
<Lombers> e) Fix bugs later when we can be fucked

Quote #1982 (+10) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #4377 (+3) [ 2013-12-08, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #2819 (+30) [ 2005-06-13, 10:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ eli]: I wouldn't tow anything with an mx5
[ eli]: lol
[ David]: except for chicks
[ Fragwizard]: lol
[ Jessica]: Um
[ Jessica]: Wow, you tow females?
* Jessica stifles laugher
[ Jessica]: Well, if she's too big to fit in the car, I guess that's always um.. an option..
[ Jessica]: Whatever suits you, I guess.
* mazzanet tows Jessica
[ Jessica]: ...

Quote #1106 (+132) [ 2003-10-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> we went for a war drive in the commo, i have a 300W inverter
<Tommmo> anyway so we found this AP.
<Tommmo> then i went to take off again
<Tommmo> and the lights went dim
<Tommmo> and the car stopped :D
<Tommmo> combination of high beam / aircon / 4 laptops + not much car movement made it go flat quick :)
<Tommmo> so we posted a call for help via IRC
<Rik> rofl
<Rage> hahaha nice
<Tommmo> (12:49am) * Aday-LAN (aday@vw18562.dft.com.au) has joined #whirlpool
<Tommmo> (12:49am) <Aday-LAN> Tommmo here.... smarm are you there???
<Tommmo> (12:50am) <Aday-LAN> MrShrub: where are you... ?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> can someone jump start this car :)
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> We're.. umm stranded next to an open ap
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> lol...what?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> HAHAHAHAHA
<Tommmo> >:D
<Tommmo> then the RACV guy turns up and he looks at everyone with laptops in the car outside someone's house at 1AM
<Tommmo> and says 'what the fuck are u blokes doing' :D
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sifnt roll-start
<Rage> or was it auto?
<Tommmo> auto
<FreeFrag> ROFL!!
<Tommmo> i was worried they were gonna discover us iRCiing from their wireless
<Tommmo> and come out the front
<Tommmo> :D
<Rage> hahaa
<Tommmo> whilst stranded :D
<Rage> that'd be so funny
<Rage> "DRIVE MAN DRIVE!!!"
<Rage> "WE CANT"
<Tommmo> hahah..
<Tommmo> "START BITCH"
<Rage> "AAAAHHHHHHHH"
<Rage> heh
<Tommmo> we had an 8 port switch
<Tommmo> and an external omni antenna on the roof :)
<Rage> lol!
<Tommmo> the complete setup :)

Quote #2435 (+14) [ 2004-12-17, 16:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> rumor at work has it that i kissed someone at the christmas party
<Rage> i swear i didn't!
<knowsfords> Rage: so who was the lucky fellar

Quote #1421 (+5) [ 2003-12-07, 11:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(KidDo) anyone heard of a virus that prevents u from accessing the net
(rodgrech) KidDo: its called telstra

Quote #1168 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #3325 (+6) [ 2006-04-14, 22:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> mum was just standing behind me, I could here her heart valves clearly
<D_Web> click click click click
<brembo`> 6 million dollar mum

Quote #994 (+6) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #4055 (+1) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #2388 (+5) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2625 (+2) [ 2005-03-15, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> haha mad
<Rage> just went squid jigging
<WhiteyAIR> you what?
<wild> ...
<Rage> squid jigging
<Rage> fishing for squid
<wild> wait, 'fishing for squid' could also be taken the wrong way...
<Rage> its funny when you catch 'em and they ink all over the place
<wild> :o

Quote #2468 (+12) [ 2005-01-04, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Main actors on CSI get paid $US120,000 an episode.
<Agg> they're worth every penny. think of all the criminals they're putting behind bars.

Quote #1598 (+8) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #704 (+9) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #584 (+1) [ 2003-05-21, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> i got bored
<Jester> ah FFS STFU who gives a fuck
<Jester> arr wrong channel

Quote #1959 (+8) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #3273 (+2) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #2710 (+1) [ 2005-04-25, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Come over with your camera, yaleman!!!
<yaleman> bleh, that would involve having to put pants on
<Narcolepsy> Only because mum would stare.
* LemMinG sighs contentedly

Quote #1687 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps brembo`
<Erve> it was allegedly reported that Erve was moving this weekend
<knowsfords> in other news, brembo` is sleeping around on Erve
<brembo`> finally moving to riverwood are ya
<Erve> allegedly
<Erve> i would have said something witty in retort to that knowsfords, but I was on the telephone
<knowsfords> Erve, oh you know its the truth... you can pretend that brembo` would never do that to you but I have taped evidence.
* knowsfords unravels the stickey tape off of the photo.
<Erve> kinky..

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #2082 (+11) [ 2004-06-26, 17:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> this morning i went downstairs to tell the building manager my airconditioner's not working and he had some cute girl there with him (works for the same company) and she was saying the whole building's the same, they're all not working, and i think she was there to keep people happy
<eDust> you can't get angry with a good looking girl like that
<@gords> haha
<@D_Web> hahaha
<WedgieDC> lol
<eDust> and she said it's getting fixed monday, and i'm thinking, what? how can i survive without airconditioning, but she's smiling heaps... so i just walked away smiling

Quote #2616 (+5) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #2321 (+1) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas