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Quote #1367 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1817 (+6) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1097 (+1) [ 2003-10-09, 09:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Moose): Who cares about you are, after looking at that I am never talking to you again
(Moose): wtf

Quote #4082 (+8) [ 2007-04-19, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> anybody tried feisty fawn yet?
<Bern> is that a brand of vennison

Quote #1208 (+1) [ 2003-10-24, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` farts
<brembo`> phwoar that stinks
* echelon hands brembo` a cork
<brembo`> bbiab

Quote #2941 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> was at kmart at redbank plaza, with my dad, and we were going through the checkouts, and i go to dad "dont go through that one he looks like a fucken moron, probably went to redbank high" and the lady next to us says "i went to redbank high" and i said "yeah so did i, thats how i know hes a dumbass"

Quote #3014 (+8) [ 2005-10-05, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> ibbrembo
<Baker> Thats the new Apple product isn't it?
<Baker> iBrembo
<Erve> yeah, internet brakes
<wild`> what will they think of next, an iBenzor?
<Freaek> iTron
<wild`> that's tIron :P
<Erve> hahah
<Freaek> good point
<Erve> an internet iron
<Erve> oh the ironing

Quote #958 (+2) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #2479 (+17) [ 2005-01-09, 13:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
<knowsfords> and thats how Fod joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> the end.
<Fod> oh i love this story

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #980 (-2) [ 2003-08-31, 22:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rik): stupid stomach
(Rik): I need to poop
(Rik): but... nothing...
(D_Web): damn you
(D_Web): I was just about to get more icecream

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #3186 (+10) [ 2006-01-11, 13:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SgtMjrTech: i swear i want to know what my sis does on this pc.... trojan after trojan after trojan
Bern: maybe she's storming troy

Quote #970 (0) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #4221 (+5) [ 2007-10-08, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[10:38] <@Wayne> FFS, I was attacked by a bird.
[10:38] <Chamelion> Lucky SOB.
[10:39] <@Wayne> When I was riding my bike from the service station after I had put some air in my tires, a magpie kept swooping me
[10:39] <@Wayne> It even had some goes at me with its claws.
[10:41] <Chamelion> Ohh, a bird bird.

Quote #3612 (+20) [ 2006-10-23, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Agg: I only just saw your "ohmly" pun, and fuck you. I groaned.
<Agg> Jessica - pfft, you've got to stay more current than that.
<Jessica> OH GOD
<Agg> watt?
<aftahours> lol
<sabretooth> I'm here, I'm here
<Jessica> I'm vomiting groans all over the place.
<Agg> my work here is done.
<Agg> (potentially)
* thetron gives Agg a medal
<Jessica> Agg: One of my friends has the following to say
<Jessica> "I laughed really hard at the "watt". That was shockingly good."
<Jessica> me: "SHUT UP"
<Agg> hehe
<Jessica> him: "Sorry, I didn't mean to jolt you like that "
<Agg> tell him to stop arcing on about it.
<Jessica> Me too. People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<TheWedgie> bit of a humour brownout there Agg.
<sabretooth> Oh no.
<Jessica> People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<Jessica> ..yeah.
<Agg> yes, i had an alternate, but i decided to be more direct.
<Jessica> you two need to get a fucking room.
<sabretooth> Everyone, LOOK AWAY
<Jessica> "I'll be generating these things for a while"
<TheWedgie> i guess you could really socket to em though.
* Agg averts his gaze
<Jin-Jah> Agg you're a shocker
<sabretooth> The pun-o-meter's going off the scale
<Jessica> "He oughta be charged for that one"
<sabretooth> Ohh, very good. But GROAN.
<Jessica> "I mean, it had a lot of potential"
<TheWedgie> Jessica - still plugging away eh..
<sabretooth> Agg, she's starting to outpun you.
<Turophile> :)
<Agg> hey, i already used potential! you've blown it, buddy!
<sabretooth> The puns are discharging all over the place.
<Jessica> Really?
<Agg> what are you, anode?
* BTC chases the puns all over the place
<BTC> whoop whoop whoop
<sabretooth> Agg, it was induced out of me.
<aftahours> agg can't resist.
<Asteroid> well that sure sent the conversation flat
<Ashley> IRC: Outlet for insanity.
<sabretooth> I nearly diode.
<aftahours> lol
<TheWedgie> hahahaha
<Agg> it's ok, i've nearly discharged my capacity.
<Asteroid> ooh, resistance
<Turophile> IRC: Outlet of my insanity, inlet of others.
* aftahours steals agg's pot
<sabretooth> Hey I used discharge!
<Jin-Jah> nice triode at a final attempt there
<sabretooth> I'll have to pop a cap in yo ass.
<Asteroid> ooh subtly afta :)
<Agg> i blame Jessica. she LED us all astray.
<V8R[hm]> heh
<Jessica> alrighty
<Bern> YOU lot are revolting
<Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us!
<sabretooth> Clearly, she could have short circuited the whole thing and passed this whole mess
<thetron> Bern: Sorry mr sexy pants
<aftahours> <Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us! <-- lmao
<sabretooth> Bern: thetron wasn't energised by your pun, clearly.
<TheWedgie> you two sure are generating a lot of puns...
<Agg> we're all a bit excited.
<V8R[hm]> man, you guys are on fire.. my side hertz from the lol
* Shaun rocks out to AC/DC
<Shadey> lol
<Bern> sabretooth: his reply has left me flat
<Asteroid> i used that one
<BradR|Lap> heh
* V8R[hm] gives Bern a wave
* thetron wonders where the world is i386 camera 1 is now
<Agg> and i don't mean to be negative.. but i've got to go to the bank and repay what cathode.
* Asteroid sines out
* Agg bows out
* sabretooth sines a few autographs.
<Asteroid> stop being such squares
<Agg> don't be so inverse.
<BradR|Lap> heh
<V8R[hm]> this is looking terminal
<Cypher`> how far away is the bank as the CRO flys?
<V8R[hm]> lol
<Asteroid> i could cut the tension in here with a sawtooth
<Jin-Jah> hahaha
<BTC> The name is Baud......, James Baud...
<sabretooth> Agg, I don't like your conduct.
<V8R[hm]> try Asteroid, much HT in here
<BradR|Lap> some people are showing really odd sines in here
<BradR|Lap> im worried
<Agg> sabretooth - i'm not here to shroud you from interference.
<BradR|Lap> resistance is futile!
* Asteroid equips RF sheilding
<sabretooth> Agg, but I'll only be here faraday.
* Asteroid transforms
<BTC> Disinformation is not as good as datinformation
<Agg> sabretooth - put it away, fermi.
<Shadey> HAHA
<V8R[hm]> all your base, Asteroid...
<Asteroid> what you say?
<sabretooth> I'm feeling pretty polarised by the whole thing.
* Asteroid PICs up his socks
* Bern calls the coppers
<kelwyn> quit while youre still ahead, sunshine
<sabretooth> Bern: maybe they can amp it up a bit
<Turophile> I'll awp you.
<Bern> I'm sure they can trace the source of the breakout sabretooth
<sabretooth> Damn, I think I'm punned out.
<Shadey> haha
<TheWedgie> suffered a pun blackout sabretooth?
<falkor> sabretooth, i find that impossible to believe
<kelwyn> sabretooth, i told you to quit while you were ahead
<sabretooth> The whole thing's been rather electrifying.
<Bern> if you meditate you can recharge your pun bank
<Turophile> Asteroid: Difuse?
<Turophile> Asteroid: I'll Hue/Saturate you in a minute =
<Bern> follow after me... Ohmmmm, Ohmmm
<sabretooth> I'm quite fluxed.
<Bern> Solder on sabretooth, solder on
<sabretooth> That was used :p
<sabretooth> You shouldn't oscillate around the same words.
<kelwyn> sabretooth stop
<sabretooth> The way you flyback to the same old words just doesn't work!
<kelwyn> you;re getting painful to watch
<sabretooth> Gah!
<sabretooth> But the frequency of the puns is increasing!
<kelwyn> sabz, dont be that guy.
<sabretooth> hEMF. Okay, I'll stop.
* kelwyn stabs sabre

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #3325 (+6) [ 2006-04-14, 22:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> mum was just standing behind me, I could here her heart valves clearly
<D_Web> click click click click
<brembo`> 6 million dollar mum

Quote #289 (0) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #218 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #2570 (-1) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #1737 (+8) [ 2004-03-09, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> damnit, penisland.com is still down
<Nozz> how am I ever going to know whether its a site about pens or penises?

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2577 (0) [ 2005-02-10, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nate> to fix your three phase problem what you do is get an iceypole stick and use some tape to secure it in the safety switch so the thing doesnt turn off, even if its pulling 80 amps thru a 20 amp device.
<llamaboy> nate, you represent the bluntest tool in every shed in Australia...
<SPMX> LOL!

Quote #2994 (+13) [ 2005-09-21, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> sigh, one of these days I'm going to go into Bern's TDS and go "Hi Bern, I'm Warhamster", and he's going to pull out a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of me
<Agg> be sure to film it

Quote #1162 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|A> neolithic, CANCEL IT QUICK
<Frag|A> IT'S INSTALLING MAC OS 10.2.7
<neolithic> nooooooooooooooooooo
* neolithic explodes
<Frag|A> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO BEING A N00B WITH A SINGLE MOUSE BUTTON
<neolithic> the fucker wont quit!

Quote #2548 (+3) [ 2005-01-30, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|NWN> If you want simple, you want a two barrel strommy off an old holden.
<myne> heh yeah
<Narc|NWN> Two tubes with holes in the side for fuel.
<myne> but I want SOME economy :P
<Narc|NWN> I reckon you could make a working replacement from a paper cup, a drill and an old roll of carboad.

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #2641 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #3327 (+3) [ 2006-04-18, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> thing is right, fat chicks get taken by the skinny guys what are all "omg i boned dis chick moite"
<BenZ|Work> so...what do us fat guys get?
<TheWedgie> maccas.

Quote #222 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #3220 (+7) [ 2006-01-23, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> I dont watch tv unless it ends in .avi

Quote #3302 (-3) [ 2006-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> fark
<Norgs> just installed Secure desktop
<Norgs> blue screen my laptop.
<Lurks> now your PC is secure

Quote #1409 (+14) [ 2003-12-03, 16:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Yea... I went and watched a movie
<CapnChron> Tried to get up
<CapnChron> Couldn't
<CapnChron> So I got mum to pull me off
<yale_work> ahahahahahaa
<CapnChron> and bang.. it hurts and has been hurting since.

Quote #1741 (+3) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #1856 (+14) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #4106 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

Quote #3020 (+6) [ 2005-10-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> nothing wrong with lesos
<Crudmuffin> as long as they're both hot
<dec_> yup
<dec_> but i've only seen one case of that
<dec_> and boy was i excited that night
<dec_> :D
<Lurks> and still lucked out
<dec_> of course i lucked out
<dec_> they were lesos

Quote #343 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #91 (+6) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #2820 (+5) [ 2005-06-14, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #2932 (+6) [ 2005-08-12, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> we ordered 150 pizzas at uni today
<FreeFrag> lol
<eDust> lol D_Web, did they send a fleet of scooters to deliver?
<eDust> an armada of scooters
<knowsfords> did you kill one of the scooter drivers then go back to the pizza place to get delivery missions?