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Quote #1784 (-2) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #155 (+5) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #3529 (+6) [ 2006-08-29, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> Yes, let us all find cultural enlightenment in poontang :P
<lagmaster> Hey, I am finding much enlightenment
<lagmaster> I actually am reading a book
* Quan-Time has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> heh
<brodsta> if you can call it a 'book', sounds more like a magazine to me :/
<brodsta> the kind you buy under the counter :P
<lagmaster> Nah, It's a book. Got some sticky stains on the cover, but she's still good to go.
* Nick sets mode: +v Quan-Time
<Nick> :D
<brodsta> err sticky stains, and it's full of poon tang

Quote #895 (-6) [ 2003-08-13, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm dieing
<Rik> got a fcuk headache
<Rik> no, not the fashion brand
<Rik> just a fucking tupo
<Rik> not a tupee either

Quote #1832 (+2) [ 2004-04-14, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik has joined #channel
<Rik> it's help a newbie time...
* Fod helps freefrag

Quote #2464 (+35) [ 2005-01-04, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Jessica loves her FatMan pr0n collection
<Jessica> i like a bit of jerk
<Jessica> the band i mean
<Jessica> shit shit.

Quote #878 (+3) [ 2003-08-11, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> So er, do you massage bums, bumassager?
<biatch> would you massage my bum?
<sabretooth> I will!
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> and
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> its a nick
<Erve> with my leg :wiggle eyebrows:
<bumassager> dou actually have a sabre tooth??
<bumassager> and are u a female dog?
<bumassager> i think not
<sabretooth> Well, yes.

Quote #3111 (+2) [ 2005-11-27, 20:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> uwe boll
<Fod> the man is a genius
<Fod> no doubt about it
<Fod> no one could possibly be that hopeless, so the only alternative is that he's simply misunderstood

Quote #367 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #1442 (+44) [ 2003-12-15, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> trojan scanners dont work Firemoth
<Firemoth> ?
<Tensop> last week, i walk into my room and theres this big fucking wooden horse in the middle of my room

Quote #1501 (+10) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #1655 (+4) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #560 (+1) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #804 (+7) [ 2003-07-19, 16:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

Quote #4011 (+9) [ 2007-01-17, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Scyth0r> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/16/environment.animals.reut/index.html
<Scyth0r> i saw this and my immediate thought was "that monkey is clinging to a penis"

Quote #1566 (+3) [ 2004-01-29, 03:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wh0re> shoudl I have a bat or go to sleep
<Ubeek> get best of both worlds Lee
<Ubeek> +the
<wh0re> well my left arm isn't feeling up to it and beating off with your other arm doesn't feel as good
<wh0re> so I might just pack it in
<Ubeek> haha
<Ubeek> another bloody lefty
<wh0re> cursed at birth
<wh0re> on average we live nine years shorter than right-handers
<Ubeek> we do?
<Ubeek> dammit
<wh0re> so yeah not much going for us
<wh0re> at least we have big dicks
<Ubeek> theres always that
* Ubeek grabs his crotch
<wh0re> always an upside
<wh0re> yeah
* wh0re uses two hands to handle his moneybag
<wh0re> they don't call me the Monopoly man for nothing
<Ubeek> I could do olympic pole vaulting with this baby
<wh0re> hahaha
<Ubeek> lol
<Ubeek> 'Go to my nads. Go directly to my nads.'
<wh0re> hahahaha
<Ubeek> and theres a Get out of bukkakke free card

Quote #1598 (+8) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #411 (0) [ 2003-03-20, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> You know the world is insane when...
<CapnChron> the best rapper is a white guy,
<CapnChron> the best golfer is a black guy,
<CapnChron> the best soldiers are Jewish,
<CapnChron> and Germany doesn't want to go to war!

Quote #2500 (+10) [ 2005-01-15, 22:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

MadHatter: she really is yuk.
MadHatter: well, i surpose she is ok in the looks, but the way she acts, talks and dresses...... belongs in the street doing tricks for spare change
Jessica: lol
Jessica: Tricks like what?
Jessica: Disappearing clothes tricks and stuff?
Fragwizard i like those tricks

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #4209 (-4) [ 2007-09-10, 23:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> also i managed to hook my alarm up to the internet
<gords> how does that work?
<gords> can you turn it on/off remotely?
<Tommmo> yes it has a java applet
<Tommmo> to disarm or check the status of zones
<Tommmo> but i trapped myself in my study
<Tommmo> i was fiddling with it and armed it, and the java thing crashed
<FreeFrag> rofl
<FreeFrag> So geeky.
<Tommmo> so i had to sit perfectly still
<Tommmo> and devise a plan
<FreeFrag> "Hello, Fire dept? I'm trapped in my study, please help!"
<gords> haha
<Tommmo> and it wouldnt let me reconnect
<gords> that is a better story than the alternator
<Tommmo> so i had to run to the front and disarm it. and it only went off for a few seconds.
<Tommmo> no it is not.

Quote #1443 (-6) [ 2003-12-15, 09:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) anyone heard that song coldplay - clocks??
(@Manaz) Yes
(@Manaz) it's been out for like 3 months or more :P
(Largo) that song = rocks :D
(@Manaz) Anyone with ears has heard it :)
(Largo) i feel like playing starcraft when i hear it
(Largo) PROPAGANDA!
* Largo runs off screaming

Quote #2593 (+7) [ 2005-02-17, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> just wait for adsl to be activated Agg :D
<Agg> aftahours - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 15 MONTHS!!!
<Agg> aherrrm.
<Agg> calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.. with lag.. graarrghh
<aftahours> ahahaha

Quote #603 (+5) [ 2003-05-29, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): There was a better online version somewhere. Where it gave it back to you in wav format. I once put a very nasty wav file (regarding a fat and ugly friend of my ex's) on a mix cd i made. Turns out, that cd came on at a party... MAN , was i popular after that one!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): logoff
(Darkness): I couldn't, it was real life!

Quote #1787 (+14) [ 2004-03-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> cmon, you slow pos.
* knowsfords punches his modem
* knowsfords - Quit (Quit: connection reset by peer)

Quote #1043 (+9) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #1520 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P

Quote #132 (-2) [ 2002-12-03, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> cats are only Nice and affectionet ( spelling? ) when their hungry
* Quadbox hands Jester a copy of Fowler's English Usage
<Jester> cheese quad
<Quadbox> lol
<Jester> *cheers
<FreeFrag> lol
<Jester> Damit!
<FreeFrag> It's Damnit.
<FreeFrag> Unless you want to hold water back.
<Jester> Quadbox ; Least my name is accually part of dictionary
<FreeFrag> actually

Quote #2270 (+5) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #4191 (+10) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

Quote #2492 (+4) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #28 (+3) [ 2002-10-26, 07:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I love my cock. Without it I'd be much less of a man...
<Narcolepsy> Nearly an inch less of a man...

Quote #860 (+6) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #2664 (0) [ 2005-04-03, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz0r> oh theres a poof at my window
<klif-e> not a reflection Junkz0r?
<Lombers> rofl

Quote #971 (+9) [ 2003-08-30, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> bbs bogans are trying to steal my car
<-- Sponge has quit (Exit: )

Quote #3641 (+10) [ 2006-11-28, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> ffs, hurry up with the internet iiNet
<Falkor> you can't fit through the tubes benz
<Freaek> what about a truck Falkor?
<Falkor> possibly

Quote #2447 (+4) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #1727 (+1) [ 2004-03-06, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@zRoYz> do you think you can be arested for making your daughter draw you porn lol
<@zRoYz> she draws the best amie type girls
<@zRoYz> guys at school in art take her pics lol

Quote #1432 (+3) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #2645 (+6) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #1786 (+6) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #2357 (-3) [ 2004-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> you dont wank a mouse that isnt rechargable
<ace234> want even
<MonoJoker> lol ace234
<Bundy> nice typo ace234 :)

Quote #1441 (+8) [ 2003-12-15, 00:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i should start the ocau "who has the hottest sister" thread :)
* Hunter hides his sister
* predder looks for Hunter's sister on the interweb
<quazor> predder: in what forum pub or extreme cooling
<quazor> how to cool ure hot sister

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #237 (+9) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #3201 (+7) [ 2006-01-15, 16:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> I *was* going to diss your choice of music, but then realised I was listening to Outkast.