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Quote #1296 (+26) [ 2003-11-10, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Jobby» cause telstra decides to route all traffic through a piece of string to vietnam where men with hats bash the fuck out of some pots and pans and then decide to send the data back in a fucking fridge or something
«Jobby» thats how slow it seems anyways :(

Quote #362 (+4) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #979 (0) [ 2003-08-31, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> i farted b4 and water came out
<Sponge> does that mean i shit my pants?

Quote #3325 (+6) [ 2006-04-14, 22:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> mum was just standing behind me, I could here her heart valves clearly
<D_Web> click click click click
<brembo`> 6 million dollar mum

Quote #108 (+3) [ 2002-11-20, 11:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> that games too hard
<Firemoth> Which game?
<Erve> "the game of life"
<Firemoth> I came close to Level 3 :(

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #3355 (0) [ 2006-05-06, 10:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> what's the usual dead component that causes the pc to not power up at all - gotta be mobo hasn't it?
<Narcolepsy> Checked for shorts?
<MonoAWAY> anything past the mobo would allow boot but not post?
<MonoAWAY> yes i'm wearing shorts now

Quote #1875 (+10) [ 2004-04-25, 23:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<element> yes crinos and your the virgin mary
<Crinos> my name isn't mary
<Rage> but he is a virgin

Quote #2451 (+12) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #1417 (+14) [ 2003-12-05, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freeed> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Quote #1241 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 11:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

Quote #2951 (+10) [ 2005-08-26, 01:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cham|Zzz> women are like HT pentiums mate, they multi task at near full speed. Men are like AMD's, sure theyll multi task but each extra task will slow things down exponentially.
<Cham|Zzz> Thats why the majority of maccas drive through staff is normally a female.
<Ultimata``> Cham|Zzz, yeah, but men can do one task at a time, blizingly fast, and can game better, as well. :D
<oli> Cham|Zzz: hahahhaa
<Ultimata``> -but
<oli> and women are expensive too
<oli> just like pentiums
<Ultimata``> and can fold faster
* Cham|Zzz points out that just like prescott's, women are hot headed and it only gets worse under load :P

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on

Quote #3218 (+14) [ 2006-01-23, 20:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> imagine all the chicks getting screwed by american sailors now.
<eDust> every time a US ship comes into sydney i see girls practically throw themselves at them
<D_Web> there are plenty of women on that ship
<knowsfords> D_Web: they're probably out getting pussy too

Quote #2724 (-2) [ 2005-04-29, 12:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> theres nothing quite like listening to nirvana whilst fucked over from spray painting to give you that warm junkie feeling

Quote #3038 (+5) [ 2005-10-21, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<modafroman> pffft
<modafroman> not enough dragons
<Ze> modafroman : how old are you?
<modafroman> almost 15
<Ze> modafroman : ahh i was right , i figured you for a 14 year old twit :P
<modafroman> wtf?!
<ABS|85> lol
<Erve> lol capped

Quote #2771 (+3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #3119 (0) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #2013 (+7) [ 2004-05-30, 13:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodzilla> any of you guys know Perl?
<Erve> yeah I know her.
<Erve> seen her around sometimes
<eDust> i hate Perl
<eDust> she's ugly
<@Crudmuffin> Not only is she ugly, she's a bitch to get along with
<@Crudmuffin> Occasionally she's nice, but then she just cracks it and it takes you a lifetime to get everything kosher again.

Quote #212 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

Quote #1172 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #60 (+10) [ 2002-11-08, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> Silentsni, I just read the thread
* ^catalyst hugs SileNceR
* ^catalyst hugs Silentsni
<^catalyst> ur just lucky SileNceR

Quote #2169 (+2) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #2492 (+3) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #1825 (+12) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #3297 (+7) [ 2006-03-28, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Riksta ] so I can't get out of that fucked up $90 adam wanna charge me???
[ @Frag_Lord ] neg
[ @DarkNation ] hahaha
[ @DarkNation ] owned twice
[ @Frag_Lord ] u have to pay ;)
[ @DarkNation ] WELCOME TO ADAM INTERNT
[ @Riksta ] that's crap that adam wanna charge me $90 to disconnect
[ @Juzzy ] INTERNT
[ @Juzzy ] lol
[ @DarkNation ] Juzzy, its not all internet
[ @DarkNation ] because you are only connected half the time
[ @Juzzy ] INTRNT
[ @DarkNation ] it should be WELCOME TO ADAM INTER [ Read error: No route to host ]

Quote #1824 (-1) [ 2004-04-13, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[An hour and a half later...]
[Platinum|A] FARK!! PCCG HAVE MOVED!!!
[Platinum|A] I rode all the way to oakliegh, there are a lot of hills now I'm dead tireeed
[ neolithic] hahahahahahah!
[ neolithic] ³03:47³ ¯¯ [Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[ neolithic] ³03:48³ ¯¯ [^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[Platinum|A] dammit, should have checked!
[ neolithic] i ROFL
[ace234] how far did you ride platinum?
[Platinum|A] through 3 suburbs ACE234

Quote #4093 (+1) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #713 (+28) [ 2003-06-30, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> i got spam from agg
<Agg> i'm in a lot of address books :)
<Agg> check the headers, i bet it's not from iinet
<yy> with the title that says: "i can't believe a 18 year old girl can handle a horse"
<Agg> oh no, that one was really from me :)

Quote #553 (+10) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #3241 (+1) [ 2006-02-05, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zendagger just got back from buying a fridge
<Tom> now thats a sign of maturity
<Tom> comes a time in young mans life when he says fuck it I need to by some white goods

Quote #3136 (+11) [ 2005-12-12, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> Condense soup, not books!
<gords> reader's digest bothering you again, Freaek?
<Freaek> those lousy fuckers
<Freaek> word nazis!
<TheWedgie> lol
<Freaek> oh sure, you laugh now, but just you wait. It'll be a lolercaust all over again

Quote #73 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> have you ever seen a c#nt wrapped in plastic?
<FreeFrag> then look at your drivers licence
<FreeFrag> :o
<FreeFrag> wrong channel!!

Quote #586 (+17) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #1476 (+7) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #2034 (+2) [ 2004-06-06, 12:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

Quote #1541 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ozzmosis> From: "Lesbian L. Plenipotentiary" <imackinnon@cinemexicano.com>
<ozzmosis> plenipotentiary, n. A diplomat who is fully authorized to represent his or her government
<ozzmosis> spam has taught me something today
<ozzmosis> that's not meant to happen

Quote #3152 (+4) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #2464 (+35) [ 2005-01-04, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Jessica loves her FatMan pr0n collection
<Jessica> i like a bit of jerk
<Jessica> the band i mean
<Jessica> shit shit.

Quote #1706 (+3) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #541 (+22) [ 2003-05-11, 02:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to 'Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pis'
(Darkness): aww
(Darkness): pissing him off*
*** Darkness changes topic to 'Arguing with the ops is like arguing with God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him'
(Darkness): god fucking damnit.
(Foos): all you're doing is pis'?
*** Darkness changes topic to 'Topics suck. Goonight.'
(Darkness): FUCK
*** Darkness changes topic to 'www.overclockers.com.au go there and shut up.'

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #1319 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #1853 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> * Nozzette is now known as Nozz <--another sex change funded by medicare >:-(
<Falkor> i NEED IT