news | imagestore | ircquotes | trade maker | smilies | forums | webmail | login | register    
  Search Quotes

Jump to Quote #

Search for

   Quotes

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31     Next >

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #1095 (+12) [ 2003-10-09, 06:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Red> its all about genetics, genes are what determines the size of a mans penis!
<Sparks_> sif my penis was made by god
<Sparks_> hand crafted it has his logo on it
<Sparks_> u wanna c the logo?

Quote #358 (+2) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #4346 (+5) [ 2008-07-16, 20:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I have cake here also, unless somebody STEALS IT
* MoMaN69 poos in waynes cake
<MoMaN69> enjoy
<Tommmo> what sort of cake
<InTheFade> mud cake now

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #1872 (+1) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #2987 (+5) [ 2005-09-15, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Crudmuffin - you in?
<@Crudmuffin> in for what?
<@D_Web> here
<@Crudmuffin> for a beer? Yes, please
<@Crudmuffin> Ahh, yes I'm here. :)
<TheWedgie> haha
<@D_Web> I will give you a beer if you help me*
<@D_Web> *beer may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> *help may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> :P
<TheWedgie> haha
<TheWedgie> pwned

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #4262 (+3) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #1408 (+14) [ 2003-12-03, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> oh! 4 seconds with one hand! woot!

Quote #3641 (+10) [ 2006-11-28, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> ffs, hurry up with the internet iiNet
<Falkor> you can't fit through the tubes benz
<Freaek> what about a truck Falkor?
<Falkor> possibly

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else

Quote #952 (+5) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #3333 (+7) [ 2006-04-24, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> Practical biology's the best
<outy|sick> yeah but jerkin off in class gets you arressted

Quote #1233 (+8) [ 2003-10-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): I'm reading a book on 'dealing with difficult people'
(@Agg): does it have a section on handguns?

Quote #1938 (+39) [ 2004-05-08, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aftahours) mmm Sunkist tastes better out of a can. :]
(PsychoMatt) some research shows that aluminium can cause alzheimers in later life
(aftahours) i dont eat the can.

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #2567 (+2) [ 2005-02-05, 09:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> i want a tribe of 30 south american monkeys.
<Mred32> Didn't you say you already had a large family?

Quote #2921 (+6) [ 2005-08-06, 01:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ outy ] holy crap, i just realised how much like my dad i really am
[ Hadamona ] how so?
[ outy ] Hadamona i just talked to him about random crap for the last i dont know how many hours
[ outy ] and we both have the same views on things
[ MadHatter ] you better not say you both find your mum attractive
[ MadHatter ] cause, seriously. ipswich, yeah
[ @aftahours ] ROFL MadHatter

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #209 (+30) [ 2002-12-24, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** YaleSmoke is now known as Yaleman
<CoRDWoRK> so if yalesmoke is when you having a smoke is yaleman when your having a man?

Quote #965 (+2) [ 2003-08-28, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_3pb_> one of my (2) cats has like a retard ninja thing goin on
<_3pb_> its hell scared of shit and goes all commando and stuff
<_3pb_> i think its even killed a man

Quote #1538 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 15:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #2088 (+2) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #96 (+11) [ 2002-11-19, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #3055 (+4) [ 2005-10-29, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

Quote #657 (+18) [ 2003-06-11, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> weird name Lady^Lettuce howd u come up with it ?
<Lady^Lettuce> well i used to work at kfc when i was younger and coz we got so bored all the time, we used to be silly and name each other after the food there..i was lady lettuce, some of my friends were betty bacon, ziggy zinger etc (crappy i know, but we were bored!!)
<RoSWeLL> lol u must live a interesting life now .. do u still know betty bacon ?
<Lady^Lettuce> haha yeh
<Lady^Lettuce> i work at maccas now (only part time) but havn't come up with any names!
<Lady^Lettuce> :P
<Lady^Lettuce> betty bacon turned out to be a lesbian
<Phix> betty didn't like the meat
<Xochi> she went the fillet o fish eh?
<RoSWeLL> LOL

Quote #2495 (+21) [ 2005-01-14, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> awesome discovery of the day
<Fod> my sister physically cannot wink
<WhiteyFord> what the hell?
<Fod> she tries to wink but blinks instead
<WhiteyFord> hahaha
<Fod> happens with both eyes
<Fod> it's great :D
<WhiteyFord> wink at her all the time.. ALL THE TIME
<Fod> i'm planning on it
<WhiteyFord> im going to the shops *wink*
<WhiteyFord> dinner is ready *wink*
<WhiteyFord> im going to bed *wink*
<WhiteyFord> wait.. maybe not the last one
<Fod> not sure about that last one
<Fod> :D
<Crudmuffin> lol
<TheWedgie> hahah

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #3238 (+8) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #1417 (+15) [ 2003-12-05, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freeed> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Quote #2104 (+8) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #2372 (+4) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on

Quote #1300 (+17) [ 2003-11-11, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> about half a block of chocolate makes me feel ill.. i haven't found the quantity of sex that makes me feel ill, but i'm working on it..
<Matex> Agg, 4 times a day makes your penis sore
<Agg> try it with a woman next time, Matex

Quote #3277 (+10) [ 2006-03-05, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<Kingy> I would rather pay someone to come and iron for me once a week than to iron
<Asteroid> but they'ed be all hard and stuff
<Asteroid> i like the flexibility
<Hunter> mind you i draw the line at touching my suit, the pants and the jacket go to the dry cleaner
<othy> <Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<othy> <Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<othy> that is the wrongest thing i've ever read
<Hunter> why
<Stygian> lmao
<Hunter> oh
<SirPNut> rofl othy
<Stygian> whacking on a pair of boxers
<Stygian> thats going on ugbox
<Hunter> beats a tubesock i gues
<Hunter> :o

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #1067 (+5) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #3129 (+3) [ 2005-12-11, 15:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Sticks) did j00 go have a whittle whinge to agg?
(surok1) no but i will now
Mode» (Agg) sets (+b *!*@128.27.233.220.exetel.com.au)
This (*!*@128.27.233.220.exetel.com.au) ban affects (surok1)
Kick» (surok1) was kicked by (Agg) (don't bother)