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Quote #1900 (+28) [ 2004-04-30, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<INerTIal> and i am sure ALOT of companys would be interested in it
<@Agg> a lot = 2 words
<INerTIal> bah
<INerTIal> gimmie a break
<INerTIal> i got a fucked wrist atm
<@Agg> i smashed my collarbone into 6 peices, did you see me typo? not once!
<@Agg> :)
<mazzanet> pieces*

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #1931 (+10) [ 2004-05-07, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think.
<Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think. <-- what he said
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am <--- what he said
* Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind?
<Firemoth> * Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind? <-- what he said

Quote #2123 (+1) [ 2004-07-09, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensopaway> whats a penis!??! :(
<Fragwizard> alas, what CapnChron says is true
<Fragwizard> lol
<tensopaway> im no virgin :| but i regret my first root
<Fragwizard> poor tensop
<tensopaway> probably the same quality as the moles that CapnChron fuck
<Fragwizard> lol
<Fragwizard> what his sister?
<CapnChron> hahahaha
<CapnChron> SIF
<CapnChron> Nah
<CapnChron> he probably shagged his own sister
<tensopaway> lol 4 lines... CapnChron is in denial

Quote #10 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #1474 (+3) [ 2004-01-04, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie has quit IRC (Quit: artslet kcuf)
* Mindless has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Selexion has quit IRC (Quit: (reboot))
* Vassili has quit IRC (Quit)
<sabretooth> Anyone else?
* LoneWolf_ has quit IRC (Quit: Its a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham, wrapped in mockery, drenched in sham, placed in a box made of mockery sealed with sham with mockery written on the side in sham.)
<Lurks|awy> look what ya did sabretooth

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2632 (+2) [ 2005-03-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> mind u atm id hit a $2 steak

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #2655 (+11) [ 2005-03-30, 00:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rjbs]: WHO ARE YOU PEOPL!?!
[ DaveQB]: lol
[ dstate2]: rjbs, i am your father
[ rjbs]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[ rjbs]: Can I borrow the car?

Quote #867 (+1) [ 2003-08-10, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yay, ive got a keyboard visualisation that doesnt make me type like a retard
<WhiteyFord> life is good
<Rik> yay, I type like a retard and I don't have keyboard visualisations

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #4313 (+10) [ 2008-05-07, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:10] <tensop-_> argh, every bone in my body aching
[20:11] <fade> y?
[20:11] <One``> i can put another aching bone in your body if you like.
[20:11] <One``> oh wait,that sounds gay.
[20:11] <One``> probably because it is..
[20:11] <InTheFade> rather gay, yes

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #1300 (+16) [ 2003-11-11, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> about half a block of chocolate makes me feel ill.. i haven't found the quantity of sex that makes me feel ill, but i'm working on it..
<Matex> Agg, 4 times a day makes your penis sore
<Agg> try it with a woman next time, Matex

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #2702 (+6) [ 2005-04-22, 05:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I'm going to go have a shower.
<Skitzo> k
<Skitzo> pics?
<Jessica> k but 4 ur i's onli. ^_^ no money down!
<Jessica> www.sifnt.org/~jess/showercam.php
<Jessica> OOPS
<Carl> LOL
<Skitzo> 404'D!
<Carl> Why did I click that? :/

Quote #175 (+50) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #3257 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i used to think being a system administrator was some glorious job filled with all sorts of wonder. sort of a way to exercise one's god complex. now i realise its fucking boring and stressful :D

Quote #2851 (+4) [ 2005-06-27, 10:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Heh, our goldfish have been sexing each other
<outonanisl> lol
<outonanisl> how can you tell ?
<Mnz|WORK> the male's smoking, the female has a disappointed look on her face...

Quote #921 (+12) [ 2003-08-17, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FLoRa gives FreeFrag another cookie for being cool
<FreeFrag> If I get cookies based on how cool I am, I should have the whole packet.
<FreeFrag> *grin*
<brembo`> an empty packet that is

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #4131 (+7) [ 2007-05-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #1808 (+4) [ 2004-04-06, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ask!
<DDsD> How long is TheWedgie's Penis Rage?
<Rage> flaccid or erect?
<TheWedgie> :/
<DDsD> Ahh.. both
<Rage> 4" flaccid
<Rage> 7" errect
<TheWedgie> longer than the third toe on my left foot.
<DDsD> <Rage> lol, my gf thinks i'm gay
<TheWedgie> LOL
<DDsD> I think that *thinks* is the wrong word dude ;p

Quote #1380 (+11) [ 2003-11-26, 18:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) this spam reckons i can have "an erection that lasts all weekend" .. am i the only one who sees some serious problems with that?
(Squigy) awsome
(Reaver) no, weekend long erections own
(gords) i can imagine it'd be a bit of a problem. better not reply to that one, Agg
(@Agg) you do a handstand when you want to take a piss?
(Largo) or poke an eye out
(zebu) yeah its all good till you need to go to the store and buy some milk
(jimiw) Quadbox: it's not that bad, i saw it about a month ago
(Squigy) lol
(Squigy) it comes in handy as a towel rack

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #3258 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #653 (+16) [ 2003-06-11, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FenrisOlf): Your Personal Day of Death is...
(FenrisOlf): Saturday, January 12, 2019
(FenrisOlf): fuck you deathclock.
(Darkness): lol

Quote #492 (+44) [ 2003-04-23, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Quote #3327 (+1) [ 2006-04-18, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> thing is right, fat chicks get taken by the skinny guys what are all "omg i boned dis chick moite"
<BenZ|Work> so...what do us fat guys get?
<TheWedgie> maccas.

Quote #1242 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #1519 (+2) [ 2004-01-14, 15:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squigy> Agg I AM NOTIFIYHING t32h WEB am,astER. SOMEHTING IS WORNG!
<Agg> oh noess!!1
<Squigy> heh, i see you are trained well in the art of 1227.
<Squigy> *fuck.

Quote #2868 (+6) [ 2005-07-10, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@inferno) FUCK
(@inferno) i just watched a porno
(@inferno) and i realised it showed on my MSN
[@tom] haha

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #4058 (+4) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #600 (+6) [ 2003-05-27, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<cRyStAl> does mirc have tafe courses to become an op??????

Quote #869 (+8) [ 2003-08-10, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Sticks is now known as Lurian
<FreeFrag> whats with the namechange sticks?
<sabretooth> Sticks had a sex change
<FreeFrag> oh good, now it wont feel so funny

Quote #2138 (+6) [ 2004-07-12, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

Quote #2490 (+18) [ 2005-01-12, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> bitches
<Crudmuffin> slut
<TheWedgie> tart
<knowsfords> oh be nice
* TheWedgie slaps knowsfords with his keyboard.
* knowsfords spits the S-T-F-U keys back at TheWedgie

Quote #1364 (+50) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #2446 (+3) [ 2004-12-22, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> this corsair runs hot
<Remote_Man> what vdimm should i be running it at?
<Narcolepsy> You must do what you feel is right, young luke.
<phextwin> Use the volts Remote_Man.
<Narcolepsy> The DIMM is with you.
<Remote_Man> I can't it's to much
<phextwin> That is where you fail.
<Narcolepsy> You must believe in yourself.
<Narcolepsy> (the forks in strong in this pun)

Quote #2550 (+12) [ 2005-01-31, 00:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> haha.. someone just responded to a "happy birthday from the forums" email:
<@Agg> PLEASE DON'T USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
<@Agg> THANK YOU
<@Agg> EX WIFE

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
Thrill puts hand up ;)
afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #916 (+9) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #4109 (+3) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.