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Quote #1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) Length: (3:34) BitRate: (192Kbps) Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #884 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #2913 (+2) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

Quote #2288 (+8) [ 2004-09-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Jessica> That's pretty cruel enigma :(
<+Jessica> Not taking a chance with people because they're ugly
<@enigma> no, not ugly
<@enigma> they weren't ugly
<@enigma> they were possibly alright looking
<@DrillSGT> Just ... wearing enough makeup to protect themselves from nuclear fallout?

Quote #227 (+8) [ 2003-01-04, 04:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> LIFE SUCKS
<Forraje> life is what you make it.
<l00b3r> lol
<l00b3r> I made life shit...
<Forraje> nice work

Quote #3084 (+1) [ 2005-11-13, 06:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> nobody fears the french, except if your behind them when they decide to run away

Quote #2618 (+8) [ 2005-03-09, 13:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Lurks: Hows your engrlish?
<Lurks> thetron: as good as yours
<yaleman> thetron doesn't speak engrish, he speaks tronlish, which is even more garbled
<ace234> who needs 128bit encryption when you have tronlish
<Lurks> ace234: 128bit is based on tronlish
<yaleman> haha

Quote #4273 (+5) [ 2008-02-19, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> anwyay
<Selekta> back to killing that glasnt bitch
* Selekta stabs
* glasnt dies
* glasnt gets reincarnated as a library
<glasnt> Hehe, he can't find me know, cos he doesn't know I exist!
* glasnt cackles

Quote #575 (+3) [ 2003-05-18, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> trolling for hardcore tamaotchi porn isnt easy

Quote #1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #2332 (+8) [ 2004-10-15, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hangon, they charge you for the sauce? bastards.
<predder> like 30 cents!
<Agg> damn those capitalist swine.
<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. What's up? Nothing's up, I'm sitting in irc, wtf is up with you, homey-g dawg bro nizzle-shizzle bizniatch?
<GFORCE> Hey Agg whats cracking?
<Agg> removing copyright-protection from software, GFORCE.
<Agg> that's what cracking is.

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #2451 (+12) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #1159 (+1) [ 2003-10-18, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chemix) i'd join one of those alien religions, then when their not looking, i'd steal the aliens computer.
(Chemix) if that alien can use his computer for calculating space travel, could you imagine the fps you'd get in quake3

Quote #4055 (+3) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #2485 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #2117 (+65) [ 2004-07-08, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Arsonist> anyone know if there is another name for a sperm bank? :P i want money <-- Jerkin' Joint? Cum'n'Cash? Spoot'n'Spend?
<Jessica> I like cum'n'cash the best.
<Agg> must.. not.. topic
<Jessica> Definitely topic
<Iceickle> do it!
<Hibb[a]> do it
<Jessica> Actually
<Jessica> Don't
--- Agg has changed the topic to: <Jessica> I like cum

Quote #2887 (+3) [ 2005-07-20, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Hagfish]: sleeping at work for 20 minutes sounds like polyphasic sleep to me
[ grelli]: oh
* grelli shrugs
[ grelli]: I was tired
[ grelli]: I'm waiting for XP to install
[ Hagfish]: you wake up from a dream world, to a nightmare

Quote #1868 (+3) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1947 (+14) [ 2004-05-10, 02:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> hi Alyra
<ethanol> are you girl
<ethanol> add me on msn
<Alyra> I am.
<Alyra> Transvestite!
<Alyra> I AM SEX CHANGE GIRL!
<BaldDevil> oooooo
<Alyra> Really.
<BaldDevil> nice
<Alyra> I have a penis.
<Alyra> And 2 heads.
<ethanol> k
<Alyra> and 3 heads.
<BaldDevil> can i have your number
<ethanol> add me then
<Alyra> and 6 eyes
<Alyra> hahahahah
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
* ethanol was kicked by Agg (OMGASLBBQ!)
* Agg sets mode: -b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
<Alyra> oh I feel so honoured agg.
<Alyra> Thats the first time someones banned someone for trying to pick me up!
<Agg> don't be, i was just using you for sex.
<Agg> oh.. that. right. yeaaah.

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #3514 (+2) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #36 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 04:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I used to get a sore right wrist, but for some reason, but new chair fixed it...
<Narcolepsy> I guess I can sit at a better height now..
<VooDoo> swap hands Narcolepsy
<Narcolepsy> VooDoo: Changing hands is like a whole new woman...

Quote #506 (+6) [ 2003-04-26, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> did anyone try my hand red dwarf style of practice kissing? it's a really killer
<Darkness> what the?
<Darkness> Does that mean i have to wear a red suit and kneel down?
<Darkness> Cause there aint no way i'm becoming santas bitch!
<Darkness> oh wait, that's an elf.

Quote #992 (+7) [ 2003-09-03, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got up at 3AM this morning. Had to drive the family to the airport. :rolleyes:
<knowsfords> what kind of duct tape did you use... and did you make sure their tickets to zurich werent return?
<echelon> Zurich? The boxes were stamped HELL.
<echelon> :p
<Falkor[A]> You sent them to england?! you bastard!?! :P

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #1135 (+60) [ 2003-10-15, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> MY GOD!!!
<CapnChron> I'm soo gonna fucking kick my sister out of the house
<CapnChron> She's a paradise
<CapnChron> erm
<CapnChron> Parasite!
<@Frag[W]> LOL
* @Frag[W] falls over.
<CapnChron> I feel voliated now!
<CapnChron> Yesterday my sister says she's having a friend over because our parents ain't here for few days.
<CapnChron> Right..
<CapnChron> This morning... I came home from work
<CapnChron> about 6:45am
<CapnChron> I go upstairs.. There's 2 kitchens
<CapnChron> One downstairs, one upstairs
<CapnChron> I'm like..
<CapnChron> Fuck man
<CapnChron> this is gross
<CapnChron> happened to me TWICE@!
<CapnChron> Right.. This girl!
<CapnChron> She's sitting on the stool eating breakfast looking at the view
<CapnChron> I'm like "Damn... She's wearing panties and a pink shirt
<CapnChron> I'm thinking sexy thoughts what I want to do with her
<CapnChron> "hot ass. I'd tap that!"
<CapnChron> All that shit you guys would think when you see some hot ass
<CapnChron> I go to the fridge to get a milkshake to join the girl
<CapnChron> Guess who I see walks into the kitchen
<CapnChron> Her fucking friend
<CapnChron> I'm like "wtf"
<CapnChron> She says hello
<CapnChron> I go "Hi..." Looked over to this girl...
<CapnChron> Eww
<CapnChron> i'M SICK
<CapnChron> I thought sexy thoughts of my fucking sister again!
* CapnChron jumps off from his bedroom window
<CapnChron> TWICE!!!
* CapnChron feeds his sister shitloads of food
<CapnChron> Get fat bitch!
<@Lone[Zz]> dude ... that's going straight to ugbox

Quote #826 (+15) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #423 (+4) [ 2003-03-26, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> my keyboard is fucking weird, i turn it upside down, give it a shake and pubes fall out

Quote #4151 (+10) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #3570 (+2) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #1281 (+14) [ 2003-11-05, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@wild> god, I'm goin crazy.
<@wild> I saw the word 'watercolors', and I thought it said 'watercoolers'.
<Draebor> hahaha
<Draebor> i saw the the word 'overcooked' & thought it was overclocked
<@wild> lmao
<knowsfords> I saw the word Carpet and thought it said Wangdalooginkaulpomkomo.
<knowsfords> I then decided to stop sniffing the carpet samples.

Quote #3314 (+7) [ 2006-04-04, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> biatch - but there are plenty of things girls can't do.
<biatch> For sure.
<biatch> Like squish my spiders, Kingy
<Jessica> I don't squish spiders
<Jessica> I grab a chinese food container and take them outside :)
<biatch> I have serious deep-seated issues with spiders, Jessica
<Jessica> I like 'em.
<Jessica> Except redbacks they can just die
<biatch> I'd like to be able to take them outside, but the instant I see one I involuntarily go into serious panic mode
<biatch> I'd LIKE to be able to stay calm and think rationally
<biatch> But serious panic!
<Agg> biatch - the trick is to not think about them on you. don't focus on the feeling of the hairs on their thick legs brushing against your skin, the tiny gripping parts on the ends of their legs latching onto your flesh, their many reflective eyes watching your every move above broad, twitching, glistening fangs.
<Agg> then you'll be fine.
<TheWedgie> lmao Agg, you bastard
<saboteur> hahaha agg
<biatch> Thanks for that, Agg. :) I'll sleep well tonight!

Quote #1963 (+12) [ 2004-05-15, 18:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> argh
<Freaek> just woke up
<Freaek> fell aslseep at the pc
<Freaek> got keyboard indent on my head
<Freaek> :(
<Freaek> fucken sore

Quote #2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #1034 (+3) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #3258 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #551 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #4105 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of