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Quote #1700 (+6) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #1934 (+5) [ 2004-05-07, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PsychoMatt was kicked by Sticks ( I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you? )

Quote #131 (+5) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #975 (+36) [ 2003-08-30, 21:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> You want spam agg? nps, hang ten.
<FreeFrag> www.gay-mailing-list.com
<FreeFrag> whoops, wrong window, soz
<Sleepy> hahaahhaaha
<Sleepy> FreeFrag, is there something ure not telling us?
<Sleepy> FreeFrag: funny thing is, you say wrong window but this is the only irc channel ure in lol
<FreeFrag> Sleepy, if I'm in a secret channel, it doesn't come up in a /whois </hint>
<Agg> FreeFrag on #overclockers @#dirtymansex
<FreeFrag> Agg, the scary thing is, if #dirtymansex is a secret channel, YOU have to be in there with me for it to come up in a /whois :o :o
<Agg> bitch.

Quote #4300 (+1) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #1778 (+2) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #94 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #2718 (+2) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #2044 (+4) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.

Quote #3360 (+3) [ 2006-05-10, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zuus whips out this picture
<zuus> http://zuus.totaloverdose.net/pics/grammar.jpg
<cubes> lol
<cubes> hope that wasnt pointed at me :p
<zuus> :D
<Narcolepsy> You suck at both spelling and grammar though.
<cubes> haha, fine ill use goole

Quote #554 (+8) [ 2003-05-15, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

(MadHatter): how about we have a sing song?
(MadHatter): ill start
(MadHatter): mama shes has taught me well
(MadHatter): told me when i was young
(Darkness): to STFU or i'll beat the shit outa you?
(Cav): lol

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #4349 (+11) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #639 (+6) [ 2003-06-08, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> ur just a kid urself
<FreeFrag> IT'S SPELT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE
<Narcolepsy> *your...
<Gibbon> hehe
<VooDoo> lol

Quote #3217 (+18) [ 2006-01-22, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_12ftEskim> i also want to see a musical rendition of the Alien franchise, but sadly it's yet to be made
<Agg> i can imagine an opera.. "it's in your chest.. it's on your face.. it's in the dog.. in outer space.."

Quote #4167 (+4) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #4012 (+16) [ 2007-01-17, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Holly barely cries or causes us any grief at all
<Nozz> I think the baby manufacturers were just going easy on us the first time or something
<Freaek> sweet
<Freaek> if someone ever hoodwinks me into having kids, can I get the configs from you?
<Freaek> just tarball them onto ugbox or something
<Nozz> sorry dude, they're proprietry :p
<Nozz> I destroyed the source after I compiled it
<Freaek> aww come on maaan
<Freaek> software wants to be free
<Freaek> maybe I can reverse engineer it
<Nozz> I'd prefer if you didn't

Quote #2539 (+1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #2516 (+12) [ 2005-01-19, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> I watched "Bootmen" today
<Flora> It is good
<Flora> but sad
<Krypt0n> bootmen?
<Flora> About tap dancing
<Krypt0n> does he have a sidekick called ribbon?

Quote #2962 (+2) [ 2005-09-01, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

--- VoX is now known as VeganZombie
<VeganZombie> GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS........
--- VeganZombie is now known as VoX

Quote #2645 (+5) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #3312 (+6) [ 2006-04-04, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> Why doesn't Agg get kicked for excess caps?
<Agg> Grosby - why does God do bad things sometimes?

Quote #290 (+4) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #2785 (+3) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #2747 (+2) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #3320 (+6) [ 2006-04-10, 18:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> bahahah
<n00dle> go australia post.
<n00dle> A large letter is an article with the following characteristics:
<n00dle> * Is not a Small Letter
<n00dle> * It is rectangular in shape

Quote #3186 (+11) [ 2006-01-11, 13:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SgtMjrTech: i swear i want to know what my sis does on this pc.... trojan after trojan after trojan
Bern: maybe she's storming troy

Quote #1732 (+10) [ 2004-03-09, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nothing is easy in linux
<Ross> heh
<Ross> Some things are un-necessarily hard
<Ross> like lm_sensors
<knowsfords> or scratching the centre of your back

Quote #2583 (+3) [ 2005-02-13, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> hmm... instead of going to my schools swimming carnival and watching all the hot girls in my grade wandering around in bikinis, i'm going to stay home, play counterstike and IRC... now what is so wrong with that!?!
<FatMan> Warhamster: words cannot describe the problems you have with your existance.

Quote #670 (+7) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #1894 (+4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Great storyline too.
<Sciby> About a guy named Shin who was backstabbed by his best friend and forced to work for a mercenary airforce somewhere in africa.
<Agg> Shin? is he from Thighland?
<Sciby> No, Buttswana.
<Agg> ahh yes, the foothills.
<Sciby> Yup, at the bottom of the Handies.
<Agg> I carpaled there once.. got a nasty femur, wasn't very humerus.
<Sciby> Heh, I got nothin'. :)

Quote #1864 (+5) [ 2004-04-22, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> wanted: Sexy, thin, huge jugged hot chicks to pay to have sex with Erve
<Erve> they should be grovelling for the privledge
<Erve> them and their mothers

Quote #2629 (+9) [ 2005-03-17, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> i was watching the CCTV screens, keeping an eye on this guy who was loitering around, not doing anything
<Fod|Work> watched him for quite a while and he didn't move a muscle
<Fod|Work> then i realised it was me :S

Quote #2146 (+2) [ 2004-07-14, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<waz|away> and yeah, those replays of Hopoate crack me up everytime
<waz|away> what the fuck was he thinking?
<waz|away> besides "theres a hole, Im gonna put my finger in it"

Quote #1619 (+4) [ 2004-02-10, 21:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Chris: It's obviously Nissans fault that guy crashed his Skyline... I mean, Nissan are so great, but they can't make an uncrashable car? What is up with that? Nissan suck balls. :P

Quote #1379 (+13) [ 2003-11-26, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> BWAAhhh My wife just came in with a cigarette and ashed into my last beer, thinking it was an empty can :(
<Mred32> I'd just opened it as well.
<FenrisOlf> hehehe.... ahhh, I feel for you man.
<FenrisOlf> marriage can be hard sometimes =(
<Mred32> :(
<Mred32> It tastes strange

Quote #2425 (+10) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."

Quote #2669 (+10) [ 2005-04-05, 19:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jedi_Vader20> bit of amusement from class today: Our teacher was discussing our group assignments. "Now for your groups, three is a good number, two is too few, four is too much." (someone mutters from across the room) "three shall be the number of counting, and the number of counting shall be three." (giggling) "five is right out!" (class cracks up)

Quote #1832 (+2) [ 2004-04-14, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik has joined #channel
<Rik> it's help a newbie time...
* Fod helps freefrag

Quote #4274 (+12) [ 2008-02-21, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt musses Teddybear's hair with the severed arm of mazzanet
<mazzanet> the question is, why do i have a severed arm?
<glasnt> Arm? Did I say arm?
<glasnt> I apologise.
<glasnt> I meant severed sense of reality. An easy mistake.

Quote #1604 (+2) [ 2004-02-08, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, i had an anal teacher, MadHatter
<Decker> so thats where you learnt anal
<Cav> really funny, asshat..
<Decker> you said it
* Decker just caught the pass

Quote #1434 (+10) [ 2003-12-11, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I bought the biggest mango's I have ever seen
<knowsfords> if they were tits they'd be d-cups
<Erve> whoa
* Erve conjours up that image without knowsfords in it.
<Erve> them be perfect.
<knowsfords> they're huge.
<knowsfords> $2.95 ea from coles.
<Erve> damn, I wish tits came that cheap.
<Fod> if you know the right Bolivian surgeon, they do

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #3606 (+4) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #2594 (+1) [ 2005-02-18, 02:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> im bored, violent, angry, and bored
<Iroquois> and redundant