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Quote #1607 (+4) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #1483 (+8) [ 2004-01-07, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> cunt of a chair, has an adjustment so you can angle it forward or back. the lever popped and just about sent me facefirst into my keyboard.
<Tommmo> wild- rofl - is it from officeworks
<wild> yes
<Tommmo> my officeworks chair does that !
<Tommmo> is it a high back one wild
<wild> yep
<wild> blue
<Tommmo> probably the same one
<Tommmo> i get sent falling backwards when the level pops out of mine
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #1819 (+3) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #952 (+5) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #2044 (+6) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #1758 (+8) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #2145 (+4) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #672 (+18) [ 2003-06-15, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FenrisOlf> couple of days at least. how long until rigor mortis sets in?
<FenrisOlf> oh goddamnit.
<FenrisOlf> wrong window.
<Vindictive> lol
<Vindictive> Wondering how long a body will stay fresh FenrisOlf?
<FenrisOlf> more floppy really.

Quote #242 (+60) [ 2003-01-13, 09:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mel> i feel like fucking in a pool
<mel> with a stranger
<ScibyBusy> I have a pool!
<ScibyBusy> Well...
<ScibyBusy> I have a shovel and a hose.

Quote #414 (+1) [ 2003-03-21, 18:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wolfy): grow up all of you, or i'll ban you
* nEoLIthIc watches the weapons of mass kickage immerge
(Wolfy): nEoLIthIc, it seems that mass kickage dont work, so a nice polite warning, will have to sufice
(Scandrew): give them 48hours to grow up, if not, kick them
*** Scandrew was kicked by Darkness (Target of opportunity- (Kick : 181)

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #1361 (+3) [ 2003-11-19, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> ffs
<Matthew> dads looking at porn again
<Trav> like father like son

Quote #1791 (+13) [ 2004-03-30, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> noone is gunna play mta?
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<TheWedgie> LOL
<TheWedgie> i'd take that as a no.
<Fod> heh

Quote #2672 (+6) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1929 (+19) [ 2004-05-06, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> i'd like to see a reality show where all the people who made all the other reality shows are placed in a large rocket which is fired into the sun

Quote #1242 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #3997 (+6) [ 2007-01-03, 09:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: I think if i get a car it's gonna be Kei class
Dopefish: under 660cc or somethig
Dopefish: They're cheap and dangerous !!
Shaun: Like ispwich hookers!

Quote #349 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #4312 (+7) [ 2008-05-06, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Statts> who the fuck eats seafood extender?
* Lardman (lolwhat.te@58.202.49.122-static.velocitynet.com.au) has joined #overclockers
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>V8R[ucml]> kath n kim....
<Daemo> extender? is that the seafood mix stuff? looks white and orange
<Tank> is that the orange and white stuff?
<V8R[ucml]> lol
<One``> i love that stuff
<One``> its so cheap, too. cheaper than almost anything else per kg, almost cheaper than potatoes

Quote #5 (+2) [ 2002-10-21, 06:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> do sperm banks actually exist and pay some bloke to whack in a cup?
<Rage-sifnt> its like $40 a wack yeah?
<Skitzo> I let a fortune slip through my fingers!
<BOB_LOE> shit i coulda been on $80 a day :(
<knowsfords> Skitzo: I've let over $100,000,000,000,000 go down the drain
<Cav> knowsfords: thanks for fucking sharing

Quote #3320 (+7) [ 2006-04-10, 18:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> bahahah
<n00dle> go australia post.
<n00dle> A large letter is an article with the following characteristics:
<n00dle> * Is not a Small Letter
<n00dle> * It is rectangular in shape

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #1775 (+6) [ 2004-03-26, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> lot going on here:|
<Agg> it's friday night, all the cool people are out partying.
<Agg> and you and i are in here. hi.

Quote #2878 (+13) [ 2005-07-13, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> nuclear demolitions device
<Agg> as opposed to what, nuclear putting-things-back-together device?

Quote #2622 (+3) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #3010 (+12) [ 2005-10-02, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

Quote #4234 (+6) [ 2007-10-24, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Can I just ask a vague question
<Jessica> How many orgasms have you guys had in one day, like.. maximum?
<devians_> zed is dead baby, zed is dead
<brodsta> ....
<sabretooth> :o
<Jessica> Just out of the blue
<nb-au> lol
<Jessica> Like out of interest
<sabretooth> So yeah *cough* back to sliding cars around
<takai[l]> 200mm f1.8s arnt $7000
<sabretooth> The one I saw one eBay was going for about that after currency conversion (GBP)

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #2385 (+1) [ 2004-11-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> F1 now changes the players name!
<Skitzo> Aren't I leet?
<Lart[CJ]> ye
<Lart[CJ]> yes
<Lart[CJ]> so leet you're leaving me partly speechless

Quote #1993 (+3) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #1894 (+3) [ 2004-04-30, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Great storyline too.
<Sciby> About a guy named Shin who was backstabbed by his best friend and forced to work for a mercenary airforce somewhere in africa.
<Agg> Shin? is he from Thighland?
<Sciby> No, Buttswana.
<Agg> ahh yes, the foothills.
<Sciby> Yup, at the bottom of the Handies.
<Agg> I carpaled there once.. got a nasty femur, wasn't very humerus.
<Sciby> Heh, I got nothin'. :)

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #1926 (+6) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #4017 (+3) [ 2007-01-25, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carneeki> i'm going to burn in the special hell... the one reserved to axe murderers and people who talk in movies...
<carneeki> i just ripped the audio from the Anti Piracy movie snippet at the start of DVDs and set it to my ringtone...

Quote #4093 (+2) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #2507 (+1) [ 2005-01-16, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> So I want to make arrangements and what not
<Flora> How do I do that without a phone!?
<Lartnec> Carrier pigeon.
<Flora> I don't know their address :(
<Lartnec> Send alot of carrier pigeons

Quote #3238 (+8) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #1186 (+10) [ 2003-10-21, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Radar) Oh man, I must have done some really bad shit in a past life to deserve this :/
(Largo) constipation ?

Quote #3243 (+1) [ 2006-02-05, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i just found a perfect copy of hotel california by the eagles
<Hunter> this record is near-virginal
<Quadbox> I guess it's in good company then

Quote #2645 (+6) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #1022 (+9) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #1238 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #2629 (+9) [ 2005-03-17, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> i was watching the CCTV screens, keeping an eye on this guy who was loitering around, not doing anything
<Fod|Work> watched him for quite a while and he didn't move a muscle
<Fod|Work> then i realised it was me :S