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Quote #195 (-7) [ 2002-12-23, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> my sister is 29
<l00b3r> although being hot
<l00b3r> I would still fuck her
<l00b3r> I would fuck my dog if she wasnt 1bout 3" shorter

Quote #1107 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> http://dualxp.net/ocau/people/largo.jpg
<{pSYc0de}> exactly hehe
<Largo> thats a grainy ass picture isnt it?
<@sabretooth> That's your ass?
<clockit> my ass is grainy

Quote #1199 (+10) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #538 (+2) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #3119 (0) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #4377 (+3) [ 2013-12-08, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #2421 (+7) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #551 (+7) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #1194 (+1) [ 2003-10-22, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace[W]> is it 5:30 yet
<Norgs> pace[W]: 4:16
<pace[W]> crap
<Norgs> whats wrong with your PC clock?
<pace[W]> i was hopeing it was wrong
<Norgs> hahaha

Quote #4342 (+2) [ 2008-07-01, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scon> Hah, nice, all office email just sent out "free donuts and beer in the cafe/bar"
<scon> It was a trap - the first 10 to rock up had to move furniture.
<Lemming> lol

Quote #4237 (+7) [ 2007-10-29, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> fucking hell, one of my friends has MSN and has a virus that keeps trying to send out infected marriages
<csimpson> an infected marriage would suck
<csimpson> even more than a regular marriage

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #175 (+49) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #15 (+6) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #1581 (+8) [ 2004-02-01, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

Quote #1130 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #1036 (+10) [ 2003-09-12, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my ass just threw up

Quote #2052 (+3) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #3541 (+6) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #1236 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.

Quote #124 (+7) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #1361 (+3) [ 2003-11-19, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> ffs
<Matthew> dads looking at porn again
<Trav> like father like son

Quote #529 (0) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #1890 (+2) [ 2004-04-29, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

[predder] you calling me a noob ethanol?
*** Draffa has quit IRC (Quit: brb)
[ethanol] no i'm calling oz.orgy a n00b
[Brett''] there are 1700 ppl in this orgy, there is bound to be SOME things go wrong
[ethanol] true
[Brett''] ppl connecting to the wrong ports

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #1778 (+2) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #1838 (+2) [ 2004-04-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> doesn't insurance give you a car till yours is fixed / written off?
<yaleman> that's only if your car breaks down over 100km from your house
<yaleman> not if you smash it into some other carns

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #110 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> er the 9500 is gay
<Rainwulf> get 9700
<K|dDO> er the 9700 is gay
<K|dDO> get 9700 PRO
<Moose> bah
<Moose> Everything is gay

Quote #3185 (+3) [ 2006-01-11, 10:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I used to be an athiest until I lost my belief

Quote #4102 (+5) [ 2007-05-01, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> pantyhose
<Tha_Den> pantyhouse
<Torched> partyhouse
<Tha_Den> partyhose?

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #1085 (-2) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #1964 (+4) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #2367 (+4) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #2641 (0) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"

Quote #2617 (0) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #1168 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #2966 (-4) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #492 (+47) [ 2003-04-23, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Quote #890 (+1) [ 2003-08-13, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> seeya soon
<NozzUni> seeya soon
<NozzUni> jinx :-)
<echelon> mmm mm m mmm mmmm!

Quote #2834 (+8) [ 2005-06-20, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> god damn my mum is a tight arse
<Gibbon> so tempting
<Agg> you find his mum's tight arse tempting?
<Gibbon> hey, you haven't seen his mum
<Agg> true enough :)

Quote #1821 (+1) [ 2004-04-11, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatchx> Not really. sab isn't really welcome here. I'm not allowed visitors.
<PooJou> biatchx: are you in jail?
<biatchx> I live with my Dad yeah.
<biatchx> Only because it's convenient.

Quote #1402 (+8) [ 2003-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) was it koreans that ate cats and dogs long time ago
(Largo) ?
(Cija) They still do.
(Largo) so thats why they like hello kitty so much

Quote #4026 (+8) [ 2007-02-01, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> ohhh love heart exhaust tips. hell no.
<biatch> and fluffy steering wheel covers
<biatch> for god's sake!
<biatch> get some common sense!
<brodsta> And "Crazy Bitch" sticker in hot pink on the rear windshield
<biatch> uurrnnggghhhhh!
<biatch> yeah all that crap!
<biatch> silly bitches.
<saboteur> have you seen my exhaust tip biatch
<Cav> biatch: get some common sense! <- im going to save that thought for my darkest hour
<brodsta> And don't forget all the Tweety merchandise!
<IKT> don't forget the huge dent at the front

Quote #1501 (+10) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #2592 (+2) [ 2005-02-17, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

(LaNcE): what is it with this influx of cheap bar&plate intercoolers!
(Tensopaway): truck carrying intercoolers was hijacked by 4 people driving black honda civics with green underbody neons and kettle blow off valves
(FreeFrag): ROFL
(LaNcE): hahaha
(yale|nfsu2): lol

Quote #2306 (-3) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.