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Quote #2820 (+5) [ 2005-06-14, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car

Quote #2741 (+8) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #3077 (+1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #1852 (+8) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #2114 (+19) [ 2004-07-06, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> God, my sister has her friends over.
<WMinstrel> Jesus, they're so fucking noisy.
<Bundy> gun?
<WMinstrel> Ran outta ammo.
<blur> duct tape.
<WMinstrel> And duct tape.
<predder> condoms..
<WMinstrel> ...
<blur> ..

Quote #2212 (+3) [ 2004-08-01, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(One``) i couldnt go to a melbourne ocau bbq with free food, because ive got 4 posts, it would be like getting charity

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #1749 (+2) [ 2004-03-17, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Ninja] I'm also thinking the raving bunch of linux fanatics are recommending psi, so maybe that means it comes with as little usability as possible
[Techtoucian] Actually... It's funny you mention that. ;-)
[Techtoucian] There's a few things that aren't fully implemented. It's still perfectly usable though.
[Ninja] ...especially if you know the commandline switches ;-)
[Ninja] "add a new contact? Sure, you don't need the mouse, just - psi /addcontact +name dsfds -this -that /1 %2 %3 /w/a/e/g"

Quote #1002 (+84) [ 2003-09-06, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BuGGeReD> was having pies for lunch
<BuGGeReD> got em out of the freezer..cooked em...put sauce all over em....bastards were apple pies

Quote #115 (-5) [ 2002-11-22, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<awayy> can i play bf 1942 better?
<MonoJ0ker> boyfriend 1942 is lame
<awayy> lol
<awayy> boyfriend
<awayy> ROFL!!!!
<awayy> cunny funt
<MonoJoker> sounds like your kinda game...

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #3413 (+2) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #1189 (-1) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #1566 (+2) [ 2004-01-29, 03:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wh0re> shoudl I have a bat or go to sleep
<Ubeek> get best of both worlds Lee
<Ubeek> +the
<wh0re> well my left arm isn't feeling up to it and beating off with your other arm doesn't feel as good
<wh0re> so I might just pack it in
<Ubeek> haha
<Ubeek> another bloody lefty
<wh0re> cursed at birth
<wh0re> on average we live nine years shorter than right-handers
<Ubeek> we do?
<Ubeek> dammit
<wh0re> so yeah not much going for us
<wh0re> at least we have big dicks
<Ubeek> theres always that
* Ubeek grabs his crotch
<wh0re> always an upside
<wh0re> yeah
* wh0re uses two hands to handle his moneybag
<wh0re> they don't call me the Monopoly man for nothing
<Ubeek> I could do olympic pole vaulting with this baby
<wh0re> hahaha
<Ubeek> lol
<Ubeek> 'Go to my nads. Go directly to my nads.'
<wh0re> hahahaha
<Ubeek> and theres a Get out of bukkakke free card

Quote #1733 (-5) [ 2004-03-09, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> yeh, alcohol is BS
<PsychoMatt> i way dont drink
<@Agg> do you way speak english?
<PsychoMatt> i can speak english, however ive chosen to adopt the colloquial styles of my demographic
<PsychoMatt> agg satisfied with that answer mate?
<@Agg> PsychoMatt - sifn't sik moite

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #691 (-1) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #2606 (+3) [ 2005-02-24, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* sabretooth changes topic to '* FreeFrag uses the abovementioned wooden spoon on Firemoth's ass <Firemoth> Harder! * FreeFrag spanks harder <Freefrag> Oooh!'

Quote #2377 (0) [ 2004-11-09, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sticks just spent 10 mins playing with Knoppix-STD
<Sticks> it runs real nice on my desktop :)
<Postal> is that a new "dick and pussy disease"
<Postal> habib says condoms stop that

Quote #3309 (+9) [ 2006-04-01, 11:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Now to find something to do today
<Agg> watch ch10 like everyone else, biatch :)
<biatch> What's on ch10?
<Agg> f1gp
<Agg> ALL WEEKEND
<outy> hehehe
<biatch> Yukky
<Agg> pretend they're horses
<Agg> look, the red horse passed the white horse! oh no, the green horse crashed into the wall and broke its front legs off!
<Agg> maybe not.
<outy> LOL

Quote #95 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<trent> sabretooth: you should know i only turn up in here when something is broken

Quote #1819 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #599 (+3) [ 2003-05-26, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> lol n00b
<Jester> do you even know what warez is ?
<Sparda666> a game or something ??

Quote #1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) Length: (3:34) BitRate: (192Kbps) Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #2226 (+4) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #3290 (+11) [ 2006-03-23, 08:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc> ya know, i was just watching some footage of that cyclone area, and i've got to say that i didn't notice a single faded curtain
<Doc> perhaps they were right about daylight savings?
<Mnz|WORK> lol
<Doc> (they didnt show any cows so i can't say if they were confused or not - perhaps they all blew away?)

Quote #661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111

Quote #1222 (+11) [ 2003-10-26, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nemmy> dad - put the probe in your arse mate
<dad> but it doesnt fit properly
<dad> the pins are so close together

Quote #2233 (+1) [ 2004-08-09, 14:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> argh, its weird with the backslash being in a different position to what i'm used to
<timace> i'm like "where is it!? BITCH STOLE MY... oh there it is"

Quote #3277 (+9) [ 2006-03-05, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<Kingy> I would rather pay someone to come and iron for me once a week than to iron
<Asteroid> but they'ed be all hard and stuff
<Asteroid> i like the flexibility
<Hunter> mind you i draw the line at touching my suit, the pants and the jacket go to the dry cleaner
<othy> <Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<othy> <Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<othy> that is the wrongest thing i've ever read
<Hunter> why
<Stygian> lmao
<Hunter> oh
<SirPNut> rofl othy
<Stygian> whacking on a pair of boxers
<Stygian> thats going on ugbox
<Hunter> beats a tubesock i gues
<Hunter> :o

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #2591 (+2) [ 2005-02-17, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ One`` ] my cars beginning to rust, even though i spray it with WD40

Quote #1148 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tens0p> first time i drove a car was down a quiet road near my suburb
<Tens0p> i was doing 20kmh and a fucking wallaby smacked the car and went over the bonnet
<Tens0p> that put me off for a few months

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #1423 (+4) [ 2003-12-07, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Junkz0r] why do the call the main control room of a shit the 'bridge' and why is the nav/steering console the 'helm' ??
[Malbert] i call the control room of a shit my asshole

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #4150 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #3071 (+2) [ 2005-11-07, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> yes bullet, im so gay even my gay friends call me a poofter.

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #2268 (0) [ 2004-09-01, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> bwahahahahah ahhahahahah
<Rage> a girl at school
<Rage> thought we had to vote in the US elections
<Rage> she thought the whole world did
<Rage> ...our country is fucked

Quote #3032 (+5) [ 2005-10-18, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> i feel this conversation is making me dumber

Quote #2766 (+10) [ 2005-05-19, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> it's going to be cold tonight
<eDust> oh wait, it's night already
<eDust> it's cold tonight

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #4199 (+10) [ 2007-08-15, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goose1981> if i could vote for a Pro-lolcat party in the upcoming federal election.. i would.
<Goose1981> i would also donate to their election fund.. and subscribe to their newsletter.
<Hrdwr_BoB> what a coincidence
<Hrdwr_BoB> I am your local lolcat representative
<Hrdwr_BoB> I will send you my banking details asap.
<Goose1981> i can has DD details?

Quote #685 (+13) [ 2003-06-18, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> afaik is some sort of acronym as far as I know...
<FuriousG> 'as far as i know'
<FuriousG> hey, i see what you said narc
<FuriousG> you suck
<FuriousG> make me look the fool

Quote #1856 (+14) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #1109 (+12) [ 2003-10-12, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phishnchip rolls eyes
* Agg catches them and rolls them back